Be Excellent To Each Other

I very much doubt that.

Skeptobot, Skeptogirl and a Skeptopint.

All I need now is SkeptoShark Repellant.

If I come I'll bring the Oyster Card that almost got me on tele. How about that!

Also how old are you lot? I'm 26. As Grim is the richest man I've ever heard off I'm hoping he's a bit older...

27

I'm 28. Grim... is so rich the normal laws of time do not apply to him.

I'm nine.

I'm thirty...

I'm Spartacus.



Well, someone had to

I'm 28 as well.

No mate they're after how old you are not what number you are on the Sunday Times rich list.

SILLY.

I'm only number 440 in the Times. Forbes have me in the top four hundred now though, which is nice.

I don't even think your joking are you? Can you make me independently wealthy Mr Grim...

I'll use the money to be a PI investigating bad science and scientology.

And sweets. Lots of sweets.

I'll spend it on whores and crack and squander the rest.

I sometimes swim in rhubarb and custards.

Grim...! When you read this, remember to phone to pub and reserve a table!

Are all the people on the first page definitely coming? Can we tempt any other people?

Beards are optional, if that helps...

I shall certainly be there. I cannot vouch for anyone else. I have my usual attempt at beard.

Slightly confusingly, on the 7th I have a BBQ that requires me to grow a tache... the interest in my facial hair is slightly worrying.

I will probably be arriving closer to the original time of 6:30 than my other postulated time of 5:30, as since I spent most of yesterday playing MafiaScum, I am quite far behind on my work.

Grrrr...

I'll be early.

I will be there, short of London burning down, or my legs being cut off or some other calamity. I do not have a beard, only some fairly minor stubble.

I'll be Dudley.

Do you have to?

I'll be absent.

I was going to attend as you. Damnit.

Attend as Myoptika instead.

Tell you what, you still can, I'll go as Craster.

Everyone will be unhappy if I end up going as Mimi.

OH MY GOD THE MENTAL IMAGE OF CRASTER IN A DRESS IS BURNED INTO MY BRAIN!

Okay, I've booked a table - anyone getting there from about 17:30 onward needs to mention that they're in the "Bill Preston" party, and you should be pointed in the right direction.

Fantastic.

Excellent, in fact.

Nice one. Sorry I can't be there chaps.

Have a nice time.

A table in the Barrowboy & Banker, where we're meeting, or in Shunt?

How long will you be in shunt, and may come along later in evening (though looks doubtful) - would I have any trouble getting in later on?

You should come!

(though I know no answers to any of your other questions)

Barrowboy. Shunt is huge and normally quite quiet.
I tried ringing Shunt to see if they did a group discount but they didn't answer and now I can't.
If anyone else wants to try it's 0207 378 7776.

On a Thursday? Doubt it.

You got any of our numbers?

Actually, no - but it'd make more sense if you had mine, I guess: [phone number]. I look forward to MMS messages of boobs.

Hilarious prankster(s) abound-FTFY.

You've got mine.

Sadly, Grim... has my number, so I can't get away with sending him inappropriate pictures.

Nope, don't.

EDIT: 3 posts explaining situation whilst I typed two words. I am rubbish.

Thanks Grim.. won't send nothing mean. I would delete that number from post in a bit though.

I got some boobs! Thanks *7551!

The absolute earliest I can be in London tonight is 8:30pm, so I might - very annoyingly - have to sit this one out gentlemen. That Shunt place sounds excellent though, any chance of any piccies being posted up here tomorrow so I can at least see what I'm missing out on?

What time would you have to leave? I only turned up to the last beers at that kind of time, and still had fun.

Yeah - 8:30 is fine.
We might be in Shunt by then, but just give us a call and we'll come and meet you.

I tried to send moobs but my MMS isn't working for some reason.

Heh, I was tempted to do that (not mine obv!).

Have a great time chaps.