The Last Guardian

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Quote:

Can the Last Guardian Live Up To Expectations?

The short answer, before I lead you on any further, is yes.

I ain't reading anymore than that.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

CG TRAILER

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

DISCOVER THE LEGEND

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

MAKING THE MUSIC

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

ICO & SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS RETROSPECTIVE

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

E3 DEMO IN FULL

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

ACTION GAMEPLAY TRAILER. WITH ACTION.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

OPENING THE COLLECTORS EDITION BOX BOX OPENING BOX.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 0:17

Can you go prone?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I am excited for this, mostly because of Saturnalian. Maybe I will ask for it for Christmas 2017 when I have worked my way through my existing games and it's not 8 million Euros

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

ONLY NINE DAYS TO GO!

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

IT'S REALLY REAL.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:30

Saturnalian wrote:

ONLY NINE DAYS TO GO!

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

IT'S REALLY REAL.

For the sake of your wellbeing I hope it's not a steaming pile of shit.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:46

It's three hours long.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:02

Mr Dave wrote:

It's three hours long.

Two hours are QTEs.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

You know what this means? Once this comes out, there's only Half Life 3 left...

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

A guy on Reddit claims to have beaten it already and ITS THE BEST GAME WVER MADE.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeamIco/commen ... r/.compact

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:21

I am going to stop being snarky as I love people being enthusiastic about things. So I hope it is awesome and everything you want it to be.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:22

I'm not looking in this thread.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:25

Pundabaya wrote:

You know what this means? Once this comes out, there's only Half Life 3 left...

And Portal 3 and Left 4 Dead 3.

Valve have a real problem counting past two.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:32

Grim... wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

You know what this means? Once this comes out, there's only Half Life 3 left...

And Portal 3 and Left 4 Dead 3.

Valve have a real problem counting past two.

Valve haven't made games themselves in aeons. The Portal and L4D teams were assimilated from elsewhere. Half-Life 2 might have been their last game, in 2004 (sub please check).

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:40

Lonewolves wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

You know what this means? Once this comes out, there's only Half Life 3 left...

And Portal 3 and Left 4 Dead 3.

Valve have a real problem counting past two.

Valve haven't made games themselves in aeons. The Portal and L4D teams were assimilated from elsewhere. Half-Life 2 might have been their last game, in 2004 (sub please check).

Well, except that those teams then grew due to existing valve people joining the effort.

Portal 2 (the last full game I remember them releasing was quite long time ago. Before The first beexbq at any rate. )

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

EIGHT DAYS TO LAUNCH!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Mr Dave wrote:

Portal 2 (the last full game I remember them releasing was quite long time ago. Before The first beexbq at any rate. )

You've forgotten about Dota 2.

Lonewolves wrote:

Valve haven't made games themselves in aeons. The Portal and L4D teams were assimilated from elsewhere. Half-Life 2 might have been their last game, in 2004 (sub please check).

So have you.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2016 17:55

Saturnalian wrote:

EIGHT DAYS TO LAUNCH!

Which is about 64 times as long as it'll last.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2016 18:12

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Portal 2 (the last full game I remember them releasing was quite long time ago. Before The first beexbq at any rate. )

You've forgotten about Dota 2.

Is not what I have said factually correct then? *

(I did post this after checking out the Wikipedia page on valve releases, saw dota 2, but rather disregarded it for much the same reason I discounted the lab. Which may or not be fair, given its something I've never really noticed or paid much attention to. )

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

DOTA is a stupid game that appears to be designed so weirdos can shout abuse at each other, so doesn't count.

Anyway, Half-Life 3 is the last of the great 'vaporware all-stars' Prey came out, Duke Nukem Forever came out, The Last Guardian is about to come out.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Mr Dave wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

EIGHT DAYS TO LAUNCH!

Which is about 64 times as long as it'll last.

Apparently 8-12 hours long.

I'll probably end up devouring it in a single session.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2016 18:19

Saturnalian wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

EIGHT DAYS TO LAUNCH!

Which is about 64 times as long as it'll last.

Apparently 8-12 hours long.

I'll probably end up devouring it in a single session.

Title

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

ONE WEEK TODAY!

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

Apparently, reviewers have already gotten the game and the review embargo lifts on Monday, so I'll wait for that, and if there are no catastrophic shortcomings, I'll preorder at that point, I think.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

SIX DAYZ!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

FINAL TRAILER BEFORE RELEASE!

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2016 22:41

Saturnalian wrote:

FINAL TRAILER BEFORE RELEASE!

As it's all in Japanese, I'm going to translate it for you:

少年と大鷲との絆を描いた
待望の最新作、ついにリリース

Our long awaited latest work, about a boy and an eagle engaging in mad bondage, is finally released

残念、糞だ

Unfortunately, It is crap.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Pish, it's:

いよいよ発売を目前に控えた『人喰いの大鷲トリコ』ロンチトレイラー公開です！

Is "guardian of the people eating" Ronchi trailer released finally declined to release in the near future.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Quote:

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English version.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2016 23:28

Saturnalian wrote:

Pish, it's:

いよいよ発売を目前に控えた『人喰いの大鷲トリコ』ロンチトレイラー公開です！

Is "guardian of the people eating" Ronchi trailer released finally declined to release in the near future.

That text does not appear in the video.

I missed out the part that says

『ICO』
『ワンダと巨象』に続く
新たな物語ー

because I imagine you could guess what that says... (Ico and (shadow of the colossus - Translation consistency Ed) are continued with [our] new story) which is then continued with the part I had above.

(Oh, and by the way ronchi = launch. And declined makes no sense. It's refering to the game, not the trailer, and is clearly the wrong translation of 控える. See, this is why you need me to translate stuff.)

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Your knowledge makes me ronchi. In my pants.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:02

Please don't be ronchi in my pants. I have the police on quick dial.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

FIVE DAYS.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

MR DAAAAAAAAAVE!

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2016 19:28

Saturnalian wrote:

MR DAAAAAAAAAVE!

Caption: あるコンビニ店の場合

Situation in the convienience store

Woman: 先輩、どうかしたんですか

Senpai, Notice me Is something wrong?

Man: これ,七年前に引っ張されたゲーム、いよいよ本当にでるだ

This, after 7 years, this delayed game is finally being released

Woman: 七年まえのか

7 Years ago?

Man: 残念、糞だ。

Unfortunately, It's shit

Woman: something something 知りませんね

(Yeah, can't I can't really hear what she says clearly over the car. The part I can hear is the negative form of to know)

Caption: あと１日。

After 1 day

人食いの大鷲トリコ

(The last guardian - Translation consistency Ed )

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

ONE OF THE BEST GAMES OF 2016?

The Guardian sez THE LAST GUARDIAN (and some other games...)

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... t-guardian

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Also FOUR, even though it's out today everywhere that isn't here. The fuckers.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:38

You should finish MH3U before you play this.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:40

Tsk, didn't even get a thanks for my quick translation effort.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Saturnalian wrote:

Also FOUR, even though it's out today everywhere that isn't here. The fuckers.

Tomorrow by the looks of things (or very early hours of) - if i buy it on the US PSN store now its marked as

Quote:

Play on 12-06-2016, Midnight Eastern Time.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:55

Mr Dave wrote:

Tsk, didn't even get a thanks for my quick translation effort.

どうもありがとうございました

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Mr Dave wrote:

Tsk, didn't even get a thanks for my quick translation effort.

Didn't I? I thought I left some pithy response about you being a dick but forgot to post it.

Also, you're awesome and sexy.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

zaphod79 wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

Also FOUR, even though it's out today everywhere that isn't here. The fuckers.

Tomorrow by the looks of things (or very early hours of) - if i buy it on the US PSN store now its marked as

Quote:

Play on 12-06-2016, Midnight Eastern Time.

I was thinking about buying it on the US store but I've got the big collectors box thing with the figurerine thingy coming so I might as well wait.

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:24

I hope this is good Sat... for your sake if nothing else.

I remember the crushing feeling I had after playing Duke Nukem Forever.... I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

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