Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:15

In before tedious Chinny pic of footballer

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:15

I don't even know who he is or why he graces our screens so often

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:15

Anyway, tabbards

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:15

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:16

Cheers Mark, that's interesting. Apparently I'm the board's 58th most prolific poster which surprised me, thought I'd be way lower than that.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

MaliA wrote:

Anyway, tabbards

Odd that the french use tabbards and we use vests.

Must be to allow for our magnificent guts

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DavPaz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Anyway, tabbards

Odd that the french use tabbards and we use vests.

Must be to allow for our magnificent guts

Smocks!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:17

Captain Caveman wrote:

Cheers Mark, that's interesting. Apparently I'm the board's 58th most prolific poster which surprised me, thought I'd be way lower than that.

I got to 18th... woot!!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:18

DavPaz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Anyway, tabbards

Odd that the french use tabbards and we use vests.

Must be to allow for our magnificent guts

It could be a vest, I haven't looked.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

KovacsC wrote:

In before tedious Chinny pic of footballer

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:20

KovacsC wrote:

Captain Caveman wrote:

Cheers Mark, that's interesting. Apparently I'm the board's 58th most prolific poster which surprised me, thought I'd be way lower than that.

I got to 18th... woot!!

Nice one mate, Top 20 position, there.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Stupid fag break landing at the same time as spamming Bits and Bobs. Still, at least you chose the same title I was going for.

Although I'd have spelt it 'Fucks'.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Stupid fag break landing at the same time as spamming Bits and Bobs. Still, at least you chose the same title I was going for.

Although I'd have spelt it 'Fucks'.

It amuses me that when the Grimster's not here, we do things he hates (spamming B&B, talking about post counts, calling him a cunt). With Zardoz as the senior, it's like a non-uniform day.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fishing".

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fishing".

It has just literally taken me 30 seconds to figure out what you were saying there. But yeah, enjoy, wee man!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:31

DavPaz wrote:

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fishing".

It has just literally taken me 30 seconds to figure out what you were saying there. But yeah, enjoy, wee man!

I don't get it.

Does it involve what those girls do for moneythat Grim..., Craster and I were in the lift with?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz is a mod?

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

MaliA wrote:

I don't get it.

Read :

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4633&p=453152&hilit=fishing#p453152

And

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4633&p=453230&hilit=fishing#p453230

(plus the next few posts over the page)

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

zaphod79 wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I don't get it.

Read :

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4633&p=453152&hilit=fishing#p453152

And

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4633&p=453230&hilit=fishing#p453230

To be honest, I saw the picture and assumed it was his sister. There's punching above your weight, and, well.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I don't get it.

Read :

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4633&p=453152&hilit=fishing#p453152

And

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4633&p=453230&hilit=fishing#p453230

To be honest, I saw the picture and assumed it was his sister. There's punching above your weight, and, well.

Hang on - are you saying that incest is more "well done, sir" than shagging someone out of your league?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Zardoz is a mod?

Not unless someone forgot to lock the...oh, Kalmar!

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:41

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fishing".

Ta. I will

Boy's done good.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

nickachu wrote:

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fishing".

Ta. I will

Boy's done good.

Hang on, she's a boy?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I don't get it.

To be honest, I saw the picture and assumed it was his sister. There's punching above your weight, and, well.

Hang on - are you saying that incest is more "well done, sir" than shagging someone out of your league?

When I saw the picture, I hadn't even contemplated copulation being in point, what with it clearly being his sister/mum. Reading the bank holiday thread came later.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fishing".

Oh, and a new comment has just occured.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Thought Cat Bin Laden was bad. Here's what other people do their cats *ON PURPOSE*

(sorry about the music)

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

When I saw the picture, I hadn't even contemplated copulation being in point, what with it clearly being his sister/mum. Reading the bank holiday thread came later.

Ah, I see.

Agreed. As you were.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:48

DavPaz wrote:

Thought Cat Bin Laden was bad. Here's what other people do their cats *ON PURPOSE*

(sorry about the music)

That's twice it's happened to that cat now. Poor thing.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:49

That cat looks really happy..

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:49

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fisting".

Tsk, those foreigns.

(also, less blurry picture plz!)

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:49

Enough with the comments.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:49

YES PAGE TWO AND NO FOOTBALLER!

WE ARE REDEEMED

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Curiosity wrote:

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fisting".

Tsk, those foreigns.

(also, less clothed picture plz!)

FTFeveryone

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

New Bits and Bobs?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Dammit Malia, you summoned him!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6514

I knew a Swedish girl once. That isn't her though. I think she's a lecturer on Feminist Theory somewhere now.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:55

DavPaz wrote:

Dammit Malia, you summoned him!

That answered that one, I owe you a fiver!!

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 14:56

nickachu wrote:

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fishing".

Ta. I will

Boy's done good.

Where's this photo you're all on about?

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

MaliA wrote:

In France, you are under an obligation to have headlamp deflectors, high vis tabbard, warning triangle, GB sticker thingy, first aid kit. Halfords sell this in a big bag for 15 months worth of

tu: so I bought it.

Also a set of spare bulbs. Have you got spare bulbs?

Hint: Drive during the day so you don't need to fanny about with the cunting deflectors. I got some Halfords 'universal' ones because they didn't sell an Octavia-specific one and the cunting things didn't apply to it anyway.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

nickachu wrote:

Enough with the comments.

If this post had a title, it would be 'Most Naive post ever'.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

kalmar wrote:

nickachu wrote:

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fishing".

Ta. I will

Boy's done good.

Where's this photo you're all on about?

The Bank holiday thread

Mr -achu has posted a picture which to be fair he'd probably have done better keeping to himself , or to put it another way - if this person is in the same country as you - then why the **** are you on your phone and on this forum ? (which seems to be the general recomendation from some on here - and Malia / Kissyfur are teasing him about it)

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:00

I hate you all

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

kalmar wrote:

nickachu wrote:

Craster wrote:

Blimey, Nick. Enjoy the "midnight fishing".

Ta. I will

Boy's done good.

Where's this photo you're all on about?

Stuck to my office wall.

With my semen

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

nickachu wrote:

I hate you all

Genuine LOL.

You poor love. Console yourself with the fact that you're the one getting the mackerel, if you know what I mean.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:01

BikNorton wrote:

MaliA wrote:

In France, you are under an obligation to have headlamp deflectors, high vis tabbard, warning triangle, GB sticker thingy, first aid kit. Halfords sell this in a big bag for 15 months worth of

tu: so I bought it.

Also a set of spare bulbs. Have you got spare bulbs?

Hint: Drive during the day so you don't need to fanny about with the cunting deflectors. I got some Halfords 'universal' ones because they didn't sell an Octavia-specific one and the cunting things didn't apply to it anyway.

They are in there, too.

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:03

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

nickachu wrote:

I hate you all

Genuine LOL.

You poor love. Console yourself with the fact that you're the one getting the mackerel, if you know what I mean.

ha.
I'm glad you're all jealous.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

nickachu wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

nickachu wrote:

I hate you all

Genuine LOL.

You poor love. Console yourself with the fact that you're the one getting the mackerel, if you know what I mean.

ha.
I'm glad you're all jealous.

We're all just so pleased that you'll finally stop being a virgin.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

nickachu wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

nickachu wrote:

I hate you all

Genuine LOL.

You poor love. Console yourself with the fact that you're the one getting the mackerel, if you know what I mean.

ha.
I'm glad you're all jealous.

We're all just so pleased that you'll finally stop being a virgin.

Aww, poor lickle Nicky, all growed up.

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