Be Excellent To Each Other

Next door has some cats. Next door lets these cats out. These cats come into my garden and flatten my flowers and shit in the flower beds, which explains the flies around now. One of them has tried to enter the house a couple of times.

I have decided that it is now war against these cats. What's the best thing to add to a cat to make sure it learns to stay the fuck out of my garden, aside from petrol? I was going to make up some lemon squash and supersoak the little fuckers.

I understand that chopping Oranges or Lemons up and leavign them scattered round the boundary of your garden works, as they can't stand citrus. The stuff you spray on furniture to stop them scratching it is certainly citrus based, and not only will they not scratch it, they won't go in the same room as it.

Bloody hell Zio!

What a shite day you had. Glad everyone is ok though.

Having a cold on a hot day is wrong. Fucking wrong.

My boss is rubbish. A couple on my team had an argument yesterday and today, we all get a ticking off about it!

That's it... I'm not doing anything today because of that.

The 2010/2011 fixture list for Wolves looks very similar to last year.

I like. No big guns until 18 September, and none in April/May.

Did the rest of you form a circle around them, chanting, 'Fight! Fight!'?

And then, AND THEN! This morning, my brother got his car a bit too close to mine when trying to leave the drive and scratched the rear wheel arch on my car. FFS. Still, I'm sure it's nothing a little T-Cut can't cure.

I'm buying a fucking lottery ticket at the weekend.

We did until the big boss came along.. then we all scarpered!

Yeah Zio, your luck has got to change soon mate.

Heh, nothing much wrong with my luck really. No one really hurt, just a few bruises on the missus and a slightly poorly Dad, but nothing really serious. Just, y'know, fuck!

Yeah Zio, At least no one is hurt!

You can always replace a car remember.

last day of term and dentist!

Fuck, what a day!

Actually Zio, I meant to ask: Did you go to Hastings in the end?

Your day? But it's only just started surely?

Zio's day, fewl.

I did indeed. Man, that was a fucked up weekend and a half too. I've actually booked another week off work in two weeks time to get over the last week off I had!

Oh... Pardon me.

I thought you meant your day.. so far... as in... today.

Carry on.

Are we on the next page yet?

Thank fuck for that. Hope it all works out.

[edit]@ Zio, obv.

The important thing is that nobody got pregnant.

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