Be Excellent To Each Other

Kipper tie?

i watched the Zoltan film today. It is the only film I have seen in months that didn't make me cry, and only because it was the stupidest thing I have seen in many a year. I then watched the reader to rebalance the sobbing quota.

This reminds me, I watched 7 Pounds the other week and blubbed more than is appropriate for a man, even a small one.

Is that Dude Where's My Car?

I think she might mean You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I believe at 20,000 posts your member status changes to "web mong".

If you don't want to cry, don't watch Lilya 4-ever. I nearly burst into tears ten minutes in, and it only got worse.

Smell it! Smell it! Smell it! Now take it!

Yes! The Zohan film! You know, as I was typing that I thought 'I'm sure there was an 'h' in it, but couldn't work out where an h might it in 'Zohltan', 'Zholtan'. Anyway, yes - the foot guy. Very silly.

I have not heard of Lilya 4-ever, Throughsilver, though I am trying to cheery myself up, so won't keep an eye out to watch it quite yet

Are you especially little, Albino?

Have you worked out your signal/noise ratio?

Had Left 4 Dead in the post today so I've been giving that a whirl tonight. Played through the first campaign and um, it's ok I suppose. I'm only playing it in single player though so that might be why it's not really grabbing me so far.

Just watched Batman Begins. It was ok.

Good night all!

I watched it the other day and didnt shed a tear.

I was more moved by '9'.

Old Michael Foot died yesterday... Met him in 2003, aged 90, and he looked impossibly frail and ancient even then, so he seemingly had the longevity gene to keep going those extra years.

Morning All...

I'm at work outside a client's that I rushed like fuck this morning to get to at 7:30am appointment only for them not to be here. Forgot me bastard phone as well - luckily their wireless reaches the parking bay outside so I can look at Amazon for the 'Gaywood-Pic-A-Tron magic people capturing device' and decide if I should buy that or a condenser for my daughter's bedroom.

Opportunity cost here is marriage basically.

Tough one.

I don't know what any of that means but good luck Trousers!

Basically do I buy that rather nifty camera Gaywood has or something that will get rid of the condensation in my daughter's bedroom?

My appointment turned up 25 minutes late and it was just a simple drive mapping issue. That's not going to pay for a new camera now is it?

Buy the camera and give your daughter a picture of a condenser.

Buy the camera and give your daughter a mop.

Better!

[edit]Well, there's my 20,000th post. Goodness.

It's a fine plan - similar to one I proposed to Gaywood when asking him about the camera. If it all ends in divorce at least I can look at some really good pictures of my daughter when I am sat in bachelor squalor.

I am well fucking fucked off with fucking insomnia.

*looks back at John Coffey's post on page 2*

*checks medicine packet*

*realises he's on stronger medication on average than JC*

*dies a little inside*

I just got tickets to go and see They Might Be Giants in June.

In the UK!

They're playing the Southbank Centre in London on the 26th for those that also want to experience this once in a decade event.

Nah. I'll catch them at Glasto the day after instead

I was going to say "buy the camera and open the window"

By condensor you mean dehumidifier?

Also: get some wall insulation added if you don't have it, and stop drying clothes on radiators if you do that.

You knew that already though

Awesome. The first record I bought was a TMBG album.

Birdhouse in your soul?

Statistically likely.

Correct.

Someone pointed out that they have a newish record called "electric car". It's.. a bit odd. Really good video though, I think it's on youtube, worth a look.

Yesh. It's from Here Comes Science which is their latest (sigh) "kids" album. Worth picking up naturally.

I hated Electric Car when I first heard it, but then somehow it grows on you.

Play my Facebook game. Please. Well, not mine really - one of my colleagues here at Source did all the Flashy stuff (with ActionScript help from yours truly) and I did all the Facebooky stuff.

It does stick in your head a bit, doesn't it!
More like an eels track I thought.

I'm... (ahem) working from home today and my Xbox just crashed on Sonic and Sega racing.

Maybe it's trying to tell me something?

I tried but I'm on a wee notebooky type laptop with just a touchpad instead of a mouse...didn't really work as well as using a mouse (I never play games on Facebook and made an exception just for you )

Ooh! Just Cause 2* & MotoGP demos out today.
*Still have to play the first one properly though.

Curse you, Google Streetview car, for stopping RIGHT OUTSIDE my old house in Toronto and giving me waves of anguished nostalgia. And then letting me relive my childhood walk to school!

I have fond memories of Just Cause. Beautiful environment and I actually didn't mind the repetitive missions.

hehe you do that too?

I do it all the time. I go back to my old house and see if I can remember the way to certain places.

I liked the parachuting out of cars & into other ones & car chases & jailbreaks & explosions & it's all fucking mental & awesome & I'm all excited about playing it again.

Why the fuck is this advertised on a graduate recruitment website
http://www.grad-central.co.uk/job/propo ... -bbgcvh627

Lovely blue seas and seeing a massive storm cloud breeze in over a wonderful sunset. All while plummeting from a mountain to your demise. Ahhhh.

Because they want graduates or the equivalent?

When I was back two years ago I was driving around and going back to places I hadn't been to in a decade, and yet was finding them with no problems at all. I don't know whether I should be worried by this. 1 2 3 4.



Don't forget you can now grapple any two objects together and watch the fun. The PC Gamer previewer apparently grappled himself to an exploding barrel and then shot it, and was pulled into the air as it soared off on a jet of flaming fuel. A bit like the slime tether, only you'll actually use it

How can you be a graduate with proven sales experience

I'd apply for it, but I sincerely doubt I'd get it, all I have is an engineering degree

How can you not? Some folk work their way through uni, others work then return to education & others have graduated, got a job & are now seeking a better job.

Apply anyway, just twist your life experience into something relevant on your CV.

I worked at a zoo for 2 summers selling burgers and coffee and the final summer I did research at the uni after getting a bursary to do it.
Apart from that there's sod all. But that aint sales

You're not selling it to me Nick!

'Experience of working in busy sales environment meeting customers' demands to tight schedules and fast turn-arounds'