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Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 14:55 ]
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He won't buy it. He'll get given it.

Author:  WTB [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 14:56 ]
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He's not buying it, he's just spunking on it.

edit: Curses, Dimrill!

Author:  nickachu [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 14:58 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
He won't buy it. He'll get given it.


I wish I was given things :(


Dimmers are you having a party when you reach 100k?

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 14:59 ]
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Yes. Would you like to attend the pants party?

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 15:01 ]
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Do you want some chloroform nickachu?

Author:  nickachu [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 15:01 ]
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are you extending and invitation to the pants party?

I'd be tempted.

you should save it for the manchester meet and get the cheevo that takes you to 100k at albertos house

Author:  nickachu [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 15:01 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Do you want some chloroform nickachu?


No.

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 15:04 ]
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Cheater.

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 15:15 ]
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Craster wrote:
That's pricey, in anyone's eBook.

Sorry if it's already been done, but I'm not, etc, etc.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 17:26 ]
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Nice to see that every single one of their users, without exception, made this.

Image

Thanks Zardoz!

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 17:43 ]
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I now like to think of my iPhone as an iPad Nano.

Author:  markg [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 17:43 ]
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Did you make that up yourself or steal it from someone?

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 17:44 ]
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Bitterwallet.

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 17:44 ]
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Stole it from a Twitter buddy, but it's too good not to share. :)

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 17:44 ]
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check engadget, there an Msi tablet running, I think, android. Pricey though

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 17:47 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Thanks Zardoz!

If I'd have done it there would have been better words and pictures...

Hang on...

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 18:06 ]
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Apple shares have dropped 3.5%. That's quite a lot.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 18:07 ]
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But if any other company had released such a device, share prices would have soared! It's all anti-Apple conspiracy maaaan.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 18:08 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
Thanks Zardoz!

If I'd have done it there would have been better words and pictures...

Hang on...


That is better.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 18:09 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Apple shares have dropped 3.5%. That's quite a lot.


3.5% , from a Zardoz picture ?

Wow - look at the power !

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 18:11 ]
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PH33R M3

Author:  LewieP [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 19:53 ]
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Image

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:03 ]
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hahahahahaha :D

Thing is the name is fucking stupid. Ipad.

To quote Lee Evans

Let me just write that down with my actual pen on this actual fucking piece of paper.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:04 ]
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I actually think iPad is a decent name. Certainly better than iSlate.

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:06 ]
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It should be called I,Cunt. Because that's what you'll look like using one in public.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:07 ]
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Nah, it'd be called iStabbed followed swiftly by iRobbed.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:34 ]
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iPad sounds like a ladies hygiene product

Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:38 ]
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iPad is a great name.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:41 ]
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Malabar Front wrote:
iPad is a great name.

No it's not, and neither's iPod or iMac or Steve Jobs

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:42 ]
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They couldn't call it an iTab because of the drink, I suppose.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:42 ]
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Or the iLet as the needles have that.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:43 ]
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iEye

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:44 ]
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Nah, the lemurs have that.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:44 ]
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The iCostALotOfMoneyAndAmQuiteShiteWorshipMeDRINKTHEKOOLAID

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 20:48 ]
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iPoopUPoopEverybodyPoops

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 21:13 ]
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i-t'sgettinghotinheresotakeoffallyourclothes

Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 21:19 ]
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Meh, it's all branding. You generally know it's an Apple product with the iPrefix. Job done, and they're easy to say and remember. iPad rolls and scans well, better than clunky iSlate or iTablet would, and fits the existing iPod name well. Job done.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 21:22 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
iPad sounds like a ladies hygiene product


Wait for the upgrade next year , it comes with wings.

Image

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 21:27 ]
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I put this on Twitter last night, but fuck it.

iSawTheSignAndItOpenedUpMyEyes iSawTheSign

Author:  Cras [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 21:43 ]
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Oh. I thought you were just being a bit odd.

Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 21:45 ]
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I wouldn't care, but all these photos and jokes are predictable and not funny. Think of something better, people!

Author:  Cras [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 21:47 ]
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To be fair, myp's wasn't all that predictable.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 21:48 ]
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Also, since when was a 'pad' a sanitary towel in this country? Isn't that the American term? The word pad over here pretty much means (shockingly) something you write on.

I don't like the device, but the name is perfectly fine.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 22:05 ]
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iPun

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 22:13 ]
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iMakeCraigGrannellCream

Author:  Wullie [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 22:13 ]
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Craster wrote:
Also, since when was a 'pad' a sanitary towel in this country? Isn't that the American term? The word pad over here pretty much means (shockingly) something you write on.
They've been known as fanny pads for as long as I can remember & every single fucking time we hauled the net on the trawler there was always at least one in there :S

Anyway the name, as with all Apple products, is a bit crap. It sticks in your head though, so there's obviously method in their madness.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Jan 28, 2010 22:15 ]
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Wullie wrote:
They've been known as fanny pads for as long as I've can remember & every single fucking time we hauled the net on the trawler there was always at least one in there :S


That's S.S.O.s for you. Filthy way to counteract sewage demands.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:38 ]
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zaphod79 wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
iPad sounds like a ladies hygiene product


Wait for the upgrade next year , it comes with wings.

Image

How is that like a tampon?

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:44 ]
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It's white and it soaks up blood.

Author:  kalmar [ Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:03 ]
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http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/06/the-hp-slate/

An HP one.

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