Be Excellent To Each Other

He won't buy it. He'll get given it.

He's not buying it, he's just spunking on it.

edit: Curses, Dimrill!

I wish I was given things


Dimmers are you having a party when you reach 100k?

Yes. Would you like to attend the pants party?

Do you want some chloroform nickachu?

are you extending and invitation to the pants party?

I'd be tempted.

you should save it for the manchester meet and get the cheevo that takes you to 100k at albertos house

No.

Cheater.

Sorry if it's already been done, but I'm not, etc, etc.

Nice to see that every single one of their users, without exception, made this.



Thanks Zardoz!

I now like to think of my iPhone as an iPad Nano.

Did you make that up yourself or steal it from someone?

Bitterwallet.

Stole it from a Twitter buddy, but it's too good not to share.

check engadget, there an Msi tablet running, I think, android. Pricey though

If I'd have done it there would have been better words and pictures...

Hang on...

Apple shares have dropped 3.5%. That's quite a lot.

But if any other company had released such a device, share prices would have soared! It's all anti-Apple conspiracy maaaan.

That is better.

3.5% , from a Zardoz picture ?

Wow - look at the power !

PH33R M3

hahahahahaha

Thing is the name is fucking stupid. Ipad.

To quote Lee Evans

Let me just write that down with my actual pen on this actual fucking piece of paper.

I actually think iPad is a decent name. Certainly better than iSlate.

It should be called I,Cunt. Because that's what you'll look like using one in public.

Nah, it'd be called iStabbed followed swiftly by iRobbed.

iPad sounds like a ladies hygiene product

iPad is a great name.

No it's not, and neither's iPod or iMac or Steve Jobs

They couldn't call it an iTab because of the drink, I suppose.

Or the iLet as the needles have that.

iEye

Nah, the lemurs have that.

The iCostALotOfMoneyAndAmQuiteShiteWorshipMeDRINKTHEKOOLAID

iPoopUPoopEverybodyPoops

i-t'sgettinghotinheresotakeoffallyourclothes

Meh, it's all branding. You generally know it's an Apple product with the iPrefix. Job done, and they're easy to say and remember. iPad rolls and scans well, better than clunky iSlate or iTablet would, and fits the existing iPod name well. Job done.

Wait for the upgrade next year , it comes with wings.

I put this on Twitter last night, but fuck it.

iSawTheSignAndItOpenedUpMyEyes iSawTheSign

Oh. I thought you were just being a bit odd.

I wouldn't care, but all these photos and jokes are predictable and not funny. Think of something better, people!

To be fair, myp's wasn't all that predictable.

Also, since when was a 'pad' a sanitary towel in this country? Isn't that the American term? The word pad over here pretty much means (shockingly) something you write on.

I don't like the device, but the name is perfectly fine.

iPun

iMakeCraigGrannellCream

They've been known as fanny pads for as long as I can remember & every single fucking time we hauled the net on the trawler there was always at least one in there

Anyway the name, as with all Apple products, is a bit crap. It sticks in your head though, so there's obviously method in their madness.

That's S.S.O.s for you. Filthy way to counteract sewage demands.

How is that like a tampon?

It's white and it soaks up blood.

http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/06/the-hp-slate/

An HP one.