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I claim Shenanigans.

MaliA's post on page 100 was badly typed

DavPaz wrote:

How many posts per page is it?

30. I propose we close the forum at 100 b&b threads.

List fail DavPaz. See if you can spot the mistake.

TOTALLY CHANGING TIME!

I alway sit up the back of the bus because I am tall and the back row has seats facing onto it so there is more legroom. Today, the bus is half full with seats available in a range of areas. For some reason though, this skanky looking old lady has decided to sit on the seats facing me. She even then slid along until she was on the one directly opposite, forcing me to shift my legs so she could get in, even though there are plenty of other seats available.

To make things worse she smelled like a slightly off yoghurt. Like one that is just past it's sell by date and you're really not sure if it's still good or not. Luckily she has just left the bus. Oh no, but here's someone else who has come and sat in the exact same place.

:'(

there are other seats free you freaks why do you all have to crowd me

there are other seats free you freaks why do you all have to crowd me

Student sat 20 feet away from me with standard ipod heaphones in. His music is so loud, I can hear it perfectly. I dread to think how loud it is to him.

It's probably because you stink of whisky.

I just had a pair of jakes sat next to me who smelled like the bottom of a grill tray which had been used to cook bacon three days ago but fortunatly they only lasted a few stops.

superdupergill wrote:

I just had a pair of jakes sat next to me who smelled like the bottom of a grill tray which had been used to cook bacon three days ago but fortunatly they only lasted a few stops.

Mmmmm. Bacon-smelling people.

I still regret not ordering a vegetarian rodizio for you.

Wow new B&B yesterday..
Also Myp I like that rugby shirt you posted.. Look up the french rugby shirts they are very camp...

Anyway, Gas Guzzling proves the forum's fine with >200 pages, maybe B&B can run longer.

The 100-page limit is tradition man.

BnB wrote:

Anyway, Gas Guzzling proves the forum's fine with >200 pages, maybe B&B can run longer.

The 100-page limit is tradition man.

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

The 100-page limit is tradition man.

Like BeeX WeeX was :'(

Well volunteered!

-edit- I thought the main roadblock was apathy, towards the end.

Author:	MaliA [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:30 ]
Post subject:	Bits and Bobs 15
And off we go again!

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:30 ]
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I claim Shenanigans. MaliA's post on page 100 was badly typed

Author:	BikNorton [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:31 ]
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I want to open that Bayonetta thread, but I'm at work. Will I get fired?

Author:	Zardoz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:31 ]
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It's filthy!

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:33 ]
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Links to old B&B threads 01 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=106 02 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1191 03 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1662 04 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2135 05 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2483 06 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2893 07 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3182 08 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3544 09 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3876 10 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4206 11 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4458 12 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4650 13 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4833 14 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4999 Where's Mick Quinn?

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Author:	MaliA [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:34 ]
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DavPaz wrote: I claim Shenanigans. MaliA's post on page 100 was badly typed Suck it up, loser.

Author:	zaphod79 [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:35 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
In reply to Kalmar on the 99'th page of the last one : kalmar wrote: DavPaz wrote: How many posts per page is it? 30. I propose we close the forum at 100 b&b threads. And open a Beex² ?

Author:	sdg [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:36 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
I was very confused there, I was trying to post and hadn't realised we were at the end of the thread. Thanks for the nice thoughts guys, it wasn't as bad as I had been expecting but I'm just not used to exams. Good luck with yours tomorrow MaliA, that first drink after it is going to taste way better than normal-I know mine will tonight! I get to celebrate with a wee afternoon nap as well Jen had her last nightshift last night so will be in bed so I'm just going to join her as soon as I get home, then we will get up about 4 and have a night of playing MW2 or something

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:37 ]
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List fail DavPaz. See if you can spot the mistake.

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:37 ]
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Gill, it's gets a bit frantic if page 99 is during work hours. Mad scramble for the exits. Well done again, in a calmer voice this time.

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:39 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
myp wrote: List fail DavPaz. See if you can spot the mistake. I see no mistake Ahem whistles

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:40 ]
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TOTALLY CHANGING TIME!

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:40 ]
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myp wrote: TOTALLY CHANGING TIME! Already? I wondered why you were squelching.

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:44 ]
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Student sat 20 feet away from me with standard ipod heaphones in. His music is so loud, I can hear it perfectly. I dread to think how loud it is to him.

Author:	Curiosity [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:17 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
Also, Gill, here's a photo I took in a bar in Las Vegas for you. It's a bit dark, but it's the price list of Johnnie Walker whiky (by the bottle). Bobbyaro said you'd laugh at it. (apologies if the image is too dark to see, it was a bar lit by candles, and the iPhone's camera is bobbins).

Author:	chinnyhill10 [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:44 ]
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Author:	sdg [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:45 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
I alway sit up the back of the bus because I am tall and the back row has seats facing onto it so there is more legroom. Today, the bus is half full with seats available in a range of areas. For some reason though, this skanky looking old lady has decided to sit on the seats facing me. She even then slid along until she was on the one directly opposite, forcing me to shift my legs so she could get in, even though there are plenty of other seats available. To make things worse she smelled like a slightly off yoghurt. Like one that is just past it's sell by date and you're really not sure if it's still good or not. Luckily she has just left the bus. Oh no, but here's someone else who has come and sat in the exact same place. there are other seats free you freaks why do you all have to crowd me

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:47 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
superdupergill wrote: I alway sit up the back of the bus because I am tall and the back row has seats facing onto it so there is more legroom. Today, the bus is half full with seats available in a range of areas. For some reason though, this skanky looking old lady has decided to sit on the seats facing me. She even then slid along until she was on the one directly opposite, forcing me to shift my legs so she could get in, even though there are plenty of other seats available. To make things worse she smelled like a slightly off yoghurt. Like one that is just past it's sell by date and you're really not sure if it's still good or not. Luckily she has just left the bus. Oh no, but here's someone else who has come and sat in the exact same place. there are other seats free you freaks why do you all have to crowd me They Lurve you. I hate when people who sit next to you on a crowded bus don't move when seats open up. "LOOK, an EMPTY seat. Fuck off over there and stop touching me!"

Author:	Zardoz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:48 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
You'll get plenty of room on the bus when you smell like old milk based products Gill. Don't worry!

Author:	nickachu [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:51 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
superdupergill wrote: I alway sit up the back of the bus because I am tall and the back row has seats facing onto it so there is more legroom. Today, the bus is half full with seats available in a range of areas. For some reason though, this skanky looking old lady has decided to sit on the seats facing me. She even then slid along until she was on the one directly opposite, forcing me to shift my legs so she could get in, even though there are plenty of other seats available. To make things worse she smelled like a slightly off yoghurt. Like one that is just past it's sell by date and you're really not sure if it's still good or not. Luckily she has just left the bus. Oh no, but here's someone else who has come and sat in the exact same place. there are other seats free you freaks why do you all have to crowd me They probably want to steal the fancy phone you are using to write these messages

Author:	Zardoz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:52 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
It's probably because you stink of whisky.

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:52 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
DavPaz wrote: Student sat 20 feet away from me with standard ipod heaphones in. His music is so loud, I can hear it perfectly. I dread to think how loud it is to him. To be fair, they're so poor with regards to soundproofing that it's probably not much louder to him. Everyone who listens to music in public should be forced to buy decent earphones.

Author:	KovacsC [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:53 ]
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Wow new B&B yesterday.. Also Myp I like that rugby shirt you posted.. Look up the french rugby shirts they are very camp...

Author:	Zardoz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:55 ]
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I feel a bit better now I've had a Lemsip. Thanks for all the cards everyone.

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:56 ]
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Shut up, baldy.

Author:	sdg [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 13:58 ]
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Zardoz wrote: It's probably because you stink of whisky. Strangely, that could be true. The first time I was in my work the smell was overpowering and was like sticking your whole head into a bottle of whisky but now I can't smell it at all. Jen always says I smell of alcohol though and she notices it when I get home I just had a pair of jakes sat next to me who smelled like the bottom of a grill tray which had been used to cook bacon three days ago but fortunatly they only lasted a few stops.

Author:	Cras [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:02 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bits and Bobs 15
superdupergill wrote: I just had a pair of jakes sat next to me who smelled like the bottom of a grill tray which had been used to cook bacon three days ago but fortunatly they only lasted a few stops. Mmmmm. Bacon-smelling people.

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:03 ]
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I didn't realise you'd gone up to Scotland recently, Cras. I still regret not ordering a vegetarian rodizio for you.

Author:	MaliA [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:04 ]
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tay ... 370277.stm Jesus christ.

Author:	Zardoz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:04 ]
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Zardoz remake in 2010! Zed to be played by Nick Cave! Zardoz IMDB.

Author:	sdg [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:05 ]
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Craster wrote: superdupergill wrote: I just had a pair of jakes sat next to me who smelled like the bottom of a grill tray which had been used to cook bacon three days ago but fortunatly they only lasted a few stops. Mmmmm. Bacon-smelling people. I love bacon as much as the next person (I've had bacon and French toast for dinner the last three nights in a row) but this was not a good smell

Author:	Zardoz [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:06 ]
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myp wrote: I still regret not ordering a vegetarian rodizio for you. Is that where you have to ride a cucumber for as long as possible while it tries to throw you off?

Author:	sdg [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:09 ]
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It just took me three goes to fix my quotes in that post. Stupid iPhone.

Author:	KovacsC [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:12 ]
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KovacsC wrote: Wow new B&B yesterday.. Also Myp I like that rugby shirt you posted.. Look up the french rugby shirts they are very camp... http://www.stade.fr/ have the worst campest strip ever!!

Author:	Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:13 ]
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BnB wrote: Anyway, Gas Guzzling proves the forum's fine with >200 pages, maybe B&B can run longer. The 100-page limit is tradition man.