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 Post subject: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:55 
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DBSnappa sent me this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/new ... -home.html

(click through and watch the video)

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It's the Christmas present for the motorsport enthusiast who has everything – a professional 'full motion' racing simulator.

Costing a fraction of the price of a full F1 car, the £120,000 simulator has "six degrees of freedom", enough to generate realistic g-Force simulation and, the maker claims, "100 per cent realistic steering feedback".

Known as the Hexatech, the simulator can be provided as a single- or three-seater and is, claim maker Cruden, "normally found in top secret Formula One factories and automotive research centres".

"Snooker rooms, swimming pools, gyms and cinemas have been done time and again. Now, enter the professional racing simulator," says Frank Kalff, Cruden's commercial director.

"Let's be clear," he claims. "This is not a video game linked to a steering wheel, race seat and pedals. Although easy to operate, this is the exact same equipment used by the top racing drivers and engineers to improve their racecraft and evaluate new tracks and car settings. Our simulator and the software it uses cannot be bought in a store."

According to Mr Kalff, the high-tech machinery will appeal to those who already have the snooker room, swimming pool, gym and cinema.

It is built to endure hundreds of thousands of "driving" miles a year and lasts 10 to 15 years without major overhaul.

"Driving a real Formula One car is not easy and getting fast and consistent laps in the simulator isn't either," said Mr Kalff.

"The simulator takes minutes to learn and enjoy but a lifetime to master, unlike most driving games which are conquered and then discarded before too long. The immense challenge of honing the same level of driving skill as a top racing driver is unbelievably addictive and satisfying."

Owners can choose between three 'wrap-around' 42-inch screens or stereo projectors to view their virtual world. Drivers can choose 24-hour endurance races and full championships, select different tracks and cars from Formula One, rally, NASCAR and sports car racing.


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The immense challenge of honing the same level of driving skill as a top racing driver is unbelievably difficult and frustrating, and you will quickly return to Forza 3, which has added "fun".
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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:57 
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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:58 
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Unless it has a Datsun 510 setting I'm not interested.


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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:58 
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Want.

It looks shit.
If you watch the lap counter at the bottom of the screen you can see how much they've sped up the 'gameplay'.
If that is used by any of the F1 teams I'll eat this fucking keyboard.

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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
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myp wrote:
Want.

It looks shit.
If you watch the lap counter at the bottom of the screen you can see how much they've sped up the 'gameplay'.
If that is used by any of the F1 teams I'll eat this fucking keyboard.

I can't see the link at work, I just want the idea of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 17:59 
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myp wrote:
Want.

If you get one, can I come and play?


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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:01 
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To be fair, that looks awesome.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:02 
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Very cool. Go on Doc, you already spent £93 on a steer wheel bracket, what's another £120,000 to add the rest of that?


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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:02 
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Until I read Grim...s comment.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:03 
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DavPaz wrote:
myp wrote:
Want.

If you get one, can I come and play?

It shouldn't be too expensive if we all chip in a little bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:05 
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Their website is crap too.

http://www.cruden.com

I note a lack of F1 teams in their client list. Only car manufacturer is Mercedes, who apparently used Cruden simulators to "digitally prototype" the C-class.

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Bringing science to life in superior fashion is Cruden's in-house built graphics engine featuring software to significantly reduce motion blur as well as real-time CG shadowing and environment mapping.
OMG! CG shadows! Environment mapping! WOO!

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If you are steriously interested in acquiring a Cruden simulator contact us.
Nice spellcheck, dicks.


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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:06 
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
I note a lack of F1 teams in their client list. Only car manufacturer is Mercedes

Recent news fail ;)

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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
[...]is Cruden's in-house built graphics engine[...]

English fail there too, reckon.

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myp wrote:
It shouldn't be too expensive if we all chip in a little bit.


I think there's already about that much in the hosting kitty, actually.

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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:07 
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Sounds a bit Cruden to me.


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Grim... wrote:
Recent news fail ;)
I contend that the bit of Mercedes that makes the C-class is about as close to the bit that (will) run the F1 team as I am.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:09 
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I think it's a hint when you find the word "crud" in the company name.

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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
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Craster wrote:
myp wrote:
It shouldn't be too expensive if we all chip in a little bit.


I think there's already about that much in the hosting kitty, actually.

I was going to buy a t-shirt the other day, but then I saw the thread and people were moaning that they hadn't got them yet. :(

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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:11 
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They lie, the T-shirts are flowing normally!


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:11 
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:12 
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That joke's broken. *shakes joke* Nope, still broken. I just can't get it to work.

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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:13 
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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:16 

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Hmmm... what to spend this 120 grand I happen to have knocking about on? A moving chair, a couple of monitors and some crappy PC game... or a Ferrari F430. God, I just can't decide.


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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:54 
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Well, no matter how shit it is, it'll be more entertaining than Forza.


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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:59 
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Daytona 2 with the swinging car was better that than. And I bet it was more like a few grand.

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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:21 
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God no, SEGA hydraulics used to cost 10s of thousands. Daytona was probably £30k. If there was a hydraulic version of it.


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 Post subject: Re: Stupidly overpriced car sim
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:22 
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Craster wrote:
myp wrote:
It shouldn't be too expensive if we all chip in a little bit.


I think there's already about that much in the hosting kitty, actually.

Especially now we've sold three t-shirts.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:37 
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God no, SEGA hydraulics used to cost 10s of thousands. Daytona was probably £30k. If there was a hydraulic version of it.


Well the hydraulic version of Daytona 2 swung out sideways when you entered a corner or bank. IIRC I looked into it at the time and it was about £14k for a single (I played 4 linked in Purley way).

But, even if it was £30k that's a quarter of £120k.

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120 grand, but not nearly as much fun as Scalectrix.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 22:56 
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Zio wrote:
Hmmm... what to spend this 120 grand I happen to have knocking about on? A moving chair, a couple of monitors and some crappy PC game... or a Ferrari F430. God, I just can't decide.


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Pundabaya wrote:
Well, no matter how shit it is, it'll be more entertaining than Forza.

I can't imagine how you could be any worse at it, I suppose.


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