Bits and Bobs - Fourteen

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 18:15

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

I was tempted by the prospect of new experiences

Dirty

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

then I decided my comfortable rut was probably better and withdrew it.

Back in the closet.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

i shudder at the thought of a davpaz/4781n0 regieme

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 18:18

Who would be bitch and who would be butch?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

depends on the day of the week

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 18:34

I'd veer wildly between the two, DavPaz would flounce off in a strop after 2 weeks.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 18:46

It seems the parking feud running between next door and next door but one has reached new levels, with one party resorting to buying a brand new car to park on the drive with the older car on the road outside their house. Free entertainments soon, I reckon.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 19:00

For some reason, I just decided to listen to "Under Pressure" by Queen (Younger viewers might have to google them, older viewers will know one of them comed from Truro) and was really confused as one of the comments on the video was

YouTube Moron wrote:

this is the greatest video in history.....its relevant more than ever...god bless the souls lost in 911.... "

Gotta love them yanks.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

MaliA wrote:

It seems the parking feud running between next door and next door but one has reached new levels, with one party resorting to buying a brand new car to park on the drive with the older car on the road outside their house. Free entertainments soon, I reckon.

You should definitely start putting cones out in the contested space when nobody's looking.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 19:21

MaliA wrote:

It seems the parking feud running between next door and next door but one has reached new levels, with one party resorting to buying a brand new car to park on the drive with the older car on the road outside their house. Free entertainments soon, I reckon.

Hoho! I'd love to do similar to that Victor Meldrew twat down the sidestreet who still had a go despite his opening barrage being 'legally there's nothing to stop you parking there'.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

superdupergill wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

I wish I was having a bath. I, instead, am trying to review the new Converge album. Why did I think four reviews in a week was a good idea? :zombie:

When I am rich I am going to have a bathroom with a huge bath and also a huge shower with jets all up the sides and stuff. I love baths. You should have a bath and listen to the album in the bath, then if you want to write something just write it on the tiles with a marker or special space writing pen or something. Then if the police ever come to your house and see all these reviews of albums scrawled on your walls they'll think your a serial killer. Then I could sell my story of how you're innocent and it was all just innocent music journalism. Then I'd be rich, so it's win win really!

That was quick!

Also: to whomever. Loved the Sorry reference.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8331136.stm
goggly eyed dimlie.

what a gent:

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Mr Dore said he and his bride - who is young enough to be his great-great-grand-daughter - were from the same village in Somalia and that he had waited for her to grow up to propose.

"I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love; and then we agreed to marry," the groom said.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 19:40

Truly he is the Somalian Woody Allen.

parm · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 20:07

My house was just on the telly! I didn't even know! How exciting.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Last year 'The Restaurant' on BBC2 annoyed me greatly because the name of one of the restaurants had an irrelevant, 4 dot ellipsis.

This year, within 30 minutes of the start of the series there is a sign in the office which reads 'Turn of light before you leave'. The cocks.

Oh, and someone appears to think you can make gravadlax in 60 minutes. It takes at least 3 days. The cocks. The Irishers to go out first week I reckon.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Oh no, this other stupid bitch is using fresh coconut and can't open it. And opening a can of evap milk with a carving knife and hammer. Sweet fucking shit.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 21:33

Is it as bad as the ladies who presented Raymond with a frozen can of mango puree last series?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Dimrill wrote:

Is it as bad as the ladies who presented Raymond with a frozen can of mango puree last series?

Yes.

I am going to hunt these people down and kill them.

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 21:41

Riles your signature is awesome.

kalmar wrote:

SDG > Spurs> Arsenal > Hitler >The Mighty Boosh >The Mods > chinny

You watch your back Chinny. One night when you are sleeping you will waken to the noise of a door shutting. You'll be confused, still half asleep, wondering what woke you. A noise outside your bedroom...you assume it was the cat. But no....IT WAS ME! When you awake the next morning you will enter your living room to find.... smashed up CPCs all over the place! *evil laugh* :zombie:

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 21:54

superdupergill wrote:

Riles your signature is awesome.

kalmar wrote:

SDG > Spurs> Arsenal > Hitler >The Mighty Boosh >The Mods > chinny

You watch your back Chinny. One night when you are sleeping you will waken to the noise of a door shutting. You'll be confused, still half asleep, wondering what woke you. A noise outside your bedroom...you assume it was the cat. But no....IT WAS ME! When you awake the next morning you will enter your living room to find.... smashed up CPCs all over the place! *evil laugh* :zombie:

anything with me in it is awesome!

Malc

parm · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 22:08

Riles wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

Is it as bad as the ladies who presented Raymond with a frozen can of mango puree last series?

Yes.

I am going to hunt these people down and kill them.

I am going to hunt down those two blondes and [redacted for the sake of my marriage] with two gallons of whipped creams and [redacted] whilst they [redacted] my [redacted] two goats and a vat of hummous.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

parm wrote:

Riles wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

Is it as bad as the ladies who presented Raymond with a frozen can of mango puree last series?

Yes.

I am going to hunt these people down and kill them.

I am going to hunt down those two blondes and [redacted for the sake of my marriage] with two gallons of whipped creams and [redacted] whilst they [redacted] my [redacted] two goats and a vat of hummous.

I wasn't a fan of the one with a big chin. I think it was the big chin which did it.

The one with lovely breasts on the other hand...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 22:10

Were they cooking chicken?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 22:16

The blonde with the pigtails was rather cute. Saaf Larndarn chaps to win.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 23:00

God you guys watch some shite.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

God you guys watch some shite.

This.

Stop watching a television show that makes you want to kill its protagonists. That's not healthy.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 23:09

throughsilver wrote:

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

God you guys watch some shite.

This.

Stop watching a television show that makes you want to kill its protagonists. That's not healthy.

To be fair, Riles would get angry watching Noddy.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 0:11

The Restaurant is quite good.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

throughsilver wrote:

Also: to whomever. Loved the Sorry reference.

What's the difference between a cow and the Ronnie Hazlehurst orchestra?

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A cow has the arsehole at the back.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:39

Modern Family is pretty fucking funny.

The two stupids trying to open a coconut, also. And the people with the chance to impress, got a pack of smoked salmon and grated some vegetables...

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:48

I have a trainig course today which means I has to stay in work ALL DAY on a Friday. The horror.
Actually kalmar, maybe you could give me a hint as to how boring it will be, I'm doing the 17th edition. For the next three Fridays (although I have to miss next weeks cos Jen is passing out! Yus!
Oh also, Jen sat her big po-po exam yesterday and passed

I'm all proud.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:51

For maximum uncomfortableness:

The people with the two dogs that were coming to stay with us tonight and last night, until I put my foot down hard and said "No fucking way, their dogs, their problem, not mine" are in Oxford tonight and we've to go out and see them. I really hope it doesn't get mentioned, as I'll end up saying something that I'm sure they will take offence to, such as "There's still dog shit on the lawn from the last time".

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

Less than four hours in the office then I am going, to quote the immortal metal ass himself, to cheese it to Oxford for a weekend of delightful ale drinking. This makes me happy.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:09

Send us a message if you fancy a pint, old chum.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

You'd probably better PM me your mobile number, I'll have my Touch and access to wifi at my mate's house but don't really expect to be there much.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:18

Welsh Police still uptight about cameras.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:18

BikNorton wrote:

You'd probably better PM me your mobile number, I'll have my Touch and access to wifi at my mate's house but don't really expect to be there much.

OK, I'll try and find it in the next 4 hours.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Urg. I had my first Sausage and Egg McMuffin in ages this morning. It looked okay... horrible strange watery taste and overly greasy. I actually thought I was going to vom. Had to buy some chewing gum to take the taste away. Urg.

So. That's me done for McDonalds Breakfast for a long while.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:33

I have a best on order, you have to lovethe bacon butty run on a friday

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

MrDavPaz wrote:

Urg. I had my first Sausage and Egg McMuffin in ages this morning. It looked okay... horrible strange watery taste and overly greasy. I actually thought I was going to vom. Had to buy some chewing gum to take the taste away. Urg.

So. That's me done for McDonalds Breakfast for a long while.

You're broken. Sausage and Egg McMuffins are one of the world's greatest ever inventions.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:22

So, Thames Water just called wanting to sell me drainage and plumbing insurance for 9 quid a month. I asked her if she could email me the T&C's of the policy so I could compare them with my household insurance and she can't, I've got to sign up first. "Thanks, anyway" says I.

parm · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:29

Craster wrote:

MrDavPaz wrote:

Urg. I had my first Sausage and Egg McMuffin in ages this morning. It looked okay... horrible strange watery taste and overly greasy. I actually thought I was going to vom. Had to buy some chewing gum to take the taste away. Urg.

So. That's me done for McDonalds Breakfast for a long while.

You're broken. Sausage and Egg McMuffins are one of the world's greatest ever inventions.

So long as you take the egg out, and add another bit of sausage.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:30

MaliA wrote:

BikNorton wrote:

You'd probably better PM me your mobile number, I'll have my Touch and access to wifi at my mate's house but don't really expect to be there much.

OK, I'll try and find it in the next 4 hours.

Your mother Mrs A sent me your number when you were heading to my house, if you want me to tell him

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:32

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

BikNorton wrote:

You'd probably better PM me your mobile number, I'll have my Touch and access to wifi at my mate's house but don't really expect to be there much.

OK, I'll try and find it in the next 4 hours.

Your mother Mrs A sent me your number when you were heading to my house, if you want me to tell him

That'd be lovely, ta.

I'll try and find my phone.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Craster wrote:

MrDavPaz wrote:

Urg. I had my first Sausage and Egg McMuffin in ages this morning. It looked okay... horrible strange watery taste and overly greasy. I actually thought I was going to vom. Had to buy some chewing gum to take the taste away. Urg.

So. That's me done for McDonalds Breakfast for a long while.

You're broken. Sausage and Egg McMuffins are one of the world's greatest ever inventions.

I loved them, until this morning. Now the very thought leaves me sick.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:33

MrDavPaz wrote:

Craster wrote:

MrDavPaz wrote:

Urg. I had my first Sausage and Egg McMuffin in ages this morning. It looked okay... horrible strange watery taste and overly greasy. I actually thought I was going to vom. Had to buy some chewing gum to take the taste away. Urg.

So. That's me done for McDonalds Breakfast for a long while.

You're broken. Sausage and Egg McMuffins are one of the world's greatest ever inventions.

I loved them, until this morning. Now the very thought leaves me sick.

You loved them until you had your first one?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Ah - you're pregnant, chap. Congrats!

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:36

I've always found McDonalds breakfasts to be reasonable, much more satisfying than their rest-of-the-day menu in fact.

Also, a poo poo exam?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:36

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

Also, a poo poo exam?

He wants a promotion to stool pigeon.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

MrDavPaz wrote:

Urg. I had my first Sausage and Egg McMuffin in ages this morning.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:38

MaliA wrote:

TheAlbin0Kid wrote:

Also, a poo poo exam?

He wants a promotion to stool pigeon.

That's not a promotion, that's a droppings.

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