Be Excellent To Each Other

[vote: MrDavPaz]

found this elsewhere

If I get 5 votes I'll walk.

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Do we even have a plank?

Yes, but hopefully he'll leave soon.

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Shouldnt i step in now , say we havent any evidence and suggest waiting to hear from the Glorious Mr Dave ?

Does that mean I am married to Mr Chris?

The drama unfolds.

I totally confused as to what happened on this here page.

Although the fun and games in the kov household, perhaps I would be happier with Mr Chris

You'd be happy until he didn't turn up at the wedding.

Take off, nuke the site from orbit...

I would say that that's the very definition of a blessing in disguise, but to be honest, it's not really disguised.

I could live with that!!

Heh, were you watching "Celebrity 4 Weddings" as well last night? I was and was also told that I had 2 years to do the right thing. I did point out that in two years time I can legally shag someone half my age....

I was not. Why, was one of them a no-show? That would be excellent TV.

It was Brian Harvey. he turned up late. There was " a right old East end ding dong". Or somesuch.

Ah, special, monday-night bonus street theatre for MrDavPaz.

As I come out the train station and turn right to get the bus, I hear the unmistakable screeching sound of an enraged alcoholic woman. As I approach closer to the bus stop I observe the source of the cacophony: a woman, no taller than 5ft, but weighing in at 20+ stone is standing over another female, feebilly swinging her trotters in a vague approximation of a kick. The second, clearly inebriated woman is is no state to defend herself, as holding her eyes open is apparently sapping all her strength.

As the bus arrives, I risk another peek through the window and see that help has arrived in the form of two more pissheads, hilariously trying to hold off the dwarf and return the 'victim' to upright.

Gotta love Liverpool

Someone should do a comic strip about stuff like this. It would be hilarious

Real people are much funnier.

My plug says it outputss 24V, 0.625A, 15W with central pin positive.

I do not vouch for this being correct.

MS may be the best people to talk to. - I seem to remember them having to offer tp replace all the power adapters at some point due to faults, depending on how old your one is...

I know everybody hates theAlbinoKid, in much the same way as everyone hates The Mighty Boosh, but I quite like him. For one he has a dinosaur in his avatar. For two his dinosaur is laughing. For three I saw his photo once and liked his glasses.

I don't hate Albino Kid. Mainly because he seems to be the Bizarro World version of me.

And please may I have some Haribo.

I don't hate Oldwino either.

C-. Must try harder.


Ps, can I have some H4ri80 also?

I have no strong feeling about the albino kid one way or another. Sorry, albid. Although give it maybe a year or two and you may have to fight for that title.

Ooh Mimi....you sneaky devil, was this your plan all along

Also, Albino is a twunt.

(Not really, I just feel twunt is an under used insult and wanted to throw it out there while there was some abusing going on).

I hate Alberto, but only as one hates an annoying little brother. I'm sure in time, once puberty kicks in, he may become a valued member of my ignore list.

Who?

Yeah, already checked and mine isn't one affected by the issue

Will have to spring for a new power adapter then I think.

There are many things wrong with that woman. I hope he's off to find a doctor.

"I came as quickly as I could. Sorry, I was at the barber."
"You mean that old pudding bowl?"
"...yes."

That's not very nice. It's not her fault her tits are that small.

Dimmers! Can you cast some sort of 'stop being a drawing' spell?

Sorry Grim, but I think he has a girlfriend.

Unless that top laces at the back, I am not sure she would be able to take it off.

For the Screaming Mimis (and those of a whimsically nutty nature): this game is allegedly rather like Animal Crossing.

Does anyone ever feel that either a) exploding b) running away or c) finding £xxxxx under your mattress would solve all of your problems?

Life is too much like hard work sometimes! Can I claim benefits for that do you think? Is Emo an illness...?

Bugger me, but Life (on BBC1) is good.

Those mud skippers were bad ass

What about the flying fish that got stuck in all the eggs and come of all the other flying fish? Ming!

i missed tonights arse

Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all?
Who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease?
What kind of wonderful guy?
Who can crawl crawl like a dog without scraping his knees?
Who's got segmented eyes?!
It's Muddy.
Mudskipper.
It's Muddy.
Mudskipper.
It's Muddy!
Mud!
Skip-per Show!

It's on again on sunday.

and iplayer

i will catch it sunday

I see your Muddy Mudskipper, and raise you one Shnookums and Meat.

Also, fish sex is really impresonal. You don't know which fish is fertilizing which eggs, and they swim around in a massive pool of their jizz.

Ah, University...

It's why the sea's salty, innit?