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Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 15:47

Oh yeah, according to a book I'm reading (which I stealed from Curio), the Mimi Virus could hold the key to how life started.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

Just got some nice spam from an old friend...

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DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

This is my last Malabar one now. He seems to be EVERYWHERE

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:22

Heh, ‘pepper’.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:23

Who is Malabar? Any relation, Malanopubes?

sdg · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:27

Gilly wrote:

Found in a car park in Dundee.

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Did I ever elaborate on this? The plate ended DAV.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:27

Zardoz wrote:

Who is Malabar? Any relation, Malanopubes?

I used to be him, until I shaved my balls and sold it off as pepper. No trace any more, though.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

After being stuck in traffic for 10 minutes here this morning, I thought I'd throw Russ a bone

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Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

DavPaz wrote:

After being stuck in traffic for 10 minutes here this morning, I thought I'd throw Russ a bone

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wOOHOO!

There's one in Leeds as well that as a drunken student I definitely didn't try to climb the wall and steal. :spew:

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Phone call just now:

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That's CUS...... No C....U....S.......... Corner....Unit...Sofa.

Which of you dicks was I talking to then?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 16:52

Really?

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 16:53

Haha, wut?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

kalmar wrote:

Haha, wut?

Seriously? Chinny has a *phone*?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 16:57

Re the call: I don't know what's worse, a bad wind up or it being the real thing.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 16:57

DavPaz wrote:

kalmar wrote:

Haha, wut?

Seriously? Chinny has a *phone*?

Not just a phone! It does all sorts.

edit: FUCKSAKE.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

Your picture's better.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Phone call just now:

Quote:

That's CUS...... No C....U....S.......... Corner....Unit...Sofa.

Which of you dicks was I talking to then?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 17:09

Certainly not I.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 17:13

Can you elaborate chinny? What was the context of giving the name?

And have you gone mental?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 17:15

Maybe CUS is doing the modern(er) version of the J R Hartley ad. In his own head.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

kalmar wrote:

Can you elaborate chinny? What was the context of giving the name?

And have you gone mental?

Sorry, he was spelling a word. I couldn't hear the end bit so I asked him to repeat. He spelt out the first half and then said said "C...U....S". I needed more clarity so he then spelt it out using the full name of a former poster.

I have no idea why he chose those words as it was a man from the South Coast who is probably in his 70's.

I'm going to meet the guy on Friday so if I end up dead you'll know what happened.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Astonishing!

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Feb 15, 2011 21:20

I always thought that the correct term was Corner Sofa Unit?

Oh well.. shows what I know.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:29

I thought everyone knew their phonetic alphabet?

Anthony
Barratt
Corner
Dudley
ElephantBanjoGnome
Flack
Government
Hugh G
IFeelAsleep
JamesOff
KindlyOldUncleStu
LewiePs
Mummy
NickyCampbell!!1
ObscurePollFixer
parm
(Quite surprised we have no members starting with Q)
Rection
Sofa
tediousCUSalias
Unit
vegetables
WarriorOfCuddles
(eXpected at least one beginning with X, too)
Yard
zhingiyani

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

Looks like Barack and Michelle Obama named their eldest child after a mighty space pirate.

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Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4674

I've been meaning to post these for months...

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:59

That's harrowing :spew:

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

The Sam and Max remake is looking good.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 10:55

Not quite the right thread, but meh.

This guy looked a bit like an old Gaywood.

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Not as good as my "Not MaliA" photo, which I'll find in a second...

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 10:56

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Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 11:02

That's amazing.

Poor bastard.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 12:53

So, I received a call from one of our Engineers today, and was logging the call when I saw this:

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Malc

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 12:54

Gaywood, one of your site fax boobs is bigger than the other. And you might want to get the mole in the middle checked out.

Hope this helps.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 12:56

And here it is on google maps:

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Malc

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

When I changed my password on PSN the other day:

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 14:45

A PS3 exclusive!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Malc wrote:

And here it is on google maps:

Aye, I am aware of this. There's a Gaywood Street and a Gaywood Drive in London too; one of them is near Elephant & Castle.

Fort Wayne in Indiana (which was between where Danielle lived and where her family live, so we went through it a few times) has a Gaywood Drive. It's usually written Gaywood Dr., of course. So if I moved there my address would be:-

Dr. Gaywood
Gaywood Dr.
Fort Wayne

This would please me no end.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Grim... wrote:

A PS3 exclusive!

Well, I was banned off Xbox Live, remember.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 14:47

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Grim... wrote:

A PS3 exclusive!

Well, I was banned off Xbox Live, remember.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25596

I swear this is true, but I have no pics to prove it.

I walked along the canal a few moths ago to go to B&Q/Homebase/whatever it is and there was graffiti that said:

Grim...

WITH the dots. I specifically took my camera when I went back a few weeks later but it was gone.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2011 17:20

Pics or it didn't ha...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25596

I know. Epic fail.

I should have gone straight back there, but I was too busy being tipsy and buying plant pots.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22277

Mimi wrote:

I was too busy being tipsy and buying plant pots.

Story of my life.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25596

The B&Q/Homebase place is RIGHT NEXT to the pub :facepalm:

A sunny day, glass of something cold and the need to buy pot plants just happens.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Spotted whilst playing L.A. Noire the other day...

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Kern · **Posted:** Thu May 26, 2011 22:31

Ace. Cool hat too.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2011 9:34

Will there ever be a Zardoz in the wild?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38468

Zardoz wrote:

Will there ever be a Zardoz in the wild?

God, I hope not

*checks window locks*

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

I don't know if mimi's monkeys have names or not, but I hope one of them is named as below:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

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Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25596

They do, all but one, have names! (Monkey, Giantmonk, Egg, Charliemonk, Danglemonk, Diddymonk, Nev...) but there's one who is always called no-name Monk. He'll be Coco from now on in honour of our new, er... Bar?

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