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Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25584

Curiosity wrote:

Mimi wrote:

We are also in Wales!

Whereabouts?

God knows. Near Conwy, I think. Somewhere where it is raining. Jazzy and Noisy will be here tomorrow, too.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Sep 13, 2013 18:51

Mimi wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Mimi wrote:

We are also in Wales!

Whereabouts?

God knows. Near Conwy, I think. Somewhere where it is raining. Jazzy and Noisy will be here tomorrow, too.

Cool beans.

That would exceed the Wales Beex Quota as laid out in the Excellence Accord of 1474, so we shall leave for Shropshire in the morning.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Sep 13, 2013 18:53

Mimi wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Mimi wrote:

We are also in Wales!

Whereabouts?

God knows. Near Conwy, I think. Somewhere where it is raining. Jazzy and Noisy will be here tomorrow, too.

Abergele, visiting Mostyn.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Sep 13, 2013 19:02

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Mimi wrote:

We are also in Wales!

Whereabouts?

God knows. Near Conwy, I think. Somewhere where it is raining. Jazzy and Noisy will be here tomorrow, too.

Abergele, visiting Mostyn.

Bostyn!

myp · **Posted:** Sat Sep 28, 2013 18:28

A bit of a stretch, but we've been laughing about this for too long. Say it with a silent P.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I can't get it.

P?

Malc · **Posted:** Sat Sep 28, 2013 19:00

adding a P would make the first name rhyme with Myopitka, although I don't know why that would matter!

Malc

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Malc wrote:

adding a P would make the first name rhyme with Myopitka, although I don't know why that would matter!

Malc

He left.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Sep 28, 2013 19:06

Still laughing.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

SilentElk wrote:

Still laughing.

Who ARE you?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Sep 28, 2013 20:10

SilentElk wrote:

Still laughing.

I think I burst something from laughing.

Seriously. So much pain.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Sep 28, 2013 20:13

Either that or food poisoning.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Sep 28, 2013 21:10

IF IT'S SILENT WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT?!!?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Sep 28, 2013 21:27

Bloody kleeks!

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Curiosity wrote:

Bloody kleeks!

Pkleeks

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4668

I saw this on the facebook and LOLd

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

The text on that image is near unreadable.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14487

Bamba wrote:

The text on that image is near unreadable.

Quote:

Reality

Russell is addicted to self-pleasure. Here he embarks on a road trip across America sampling weird and wonderful treatments in an attempt to kick his habit.
Can he pull it off? [S]

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4668

Bamba wrote:

The text on that image is near unreadable.

It was posted on Facebook by my friend Russ (not BETEO's own Russ). I guess his hands were a bit shaky.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38457

That channel should be renamed "Really?"

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Sir Taxalot wrote:

Bamba wrote:

The text on that image is near unreadable.

It was posted on Facebook by my friend Russ (not BETEO's own Russ). I guess his hands were a bit shaky.

It looks more like he's either used a really poor camera or, when saving the image, he's whacked the JPEG compression up to a ridiculous degree so the image size is smaller but really crappy.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4668

Well, he must be almost blind. Or maybe the hairy palms make handling a camera awkward.

But them again, taking a photo of a TV screen with a mobile phone late at night for quick lulz isn't going to give an award winning picture, is it?

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Sir Taxalot wrote:

Well, he must be almost blind. Or maybe the hairy palms make handling a camera awkward.

Maybe he was masturbating while taking the picture? I'll just leave you with that image...

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4668

I was going to write an aggressive and needlessly snippy reply there, and I'm not really sure why.....

DavPaz wrote:

That channel should be renamed "Really?"

Oh, I thought it was (seriously, that's how it looked to me from the picture).

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38457

It's more like, "Really!"

nickachu · **Posted:** Thu Nov 28, 2013 21:47

Kovacs is apparantly a Major in Sweden and copying Van Damme?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 28, 2013 23:19

I was in a sandwich the other day and some builder came in and exclaimed loudly to all and sundry "Mr Russell is a complete twat"

I thought he was being a little harsh. I also couldn't remember wet Mr Russ changed his name to Mr Russ or not.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 28, 2013 23:25

We're you all wriggly in the butter when they lowered the top slice on? :luv:

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 28, 2013 23:31

I may have dropped the following word in the construction of my previous post:
Shop.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:06

Why was Mr Russ wet? Was it from the mayo?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I'm informed Craster doesn't 'do' Twitter any more, so have this.

krazywookie · **Posted:** Mon Dec 02, 2013 20:21

Is RAT highlighted in red for a reason? What's craster been up to?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

chewdolph wrote:

Is RAT highlighted in red for a reason? What's craster been up to?

What hasn't he been up to, right?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

It was the closest to 'badger' they could manage.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I'm totally having one for my wall.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 11, 2014 14:32

You're a life saver.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38457

Look who's been hanging out on reddit...

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DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38457

This feels vaguely narcissistic.

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nickachu · **Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2014 13:37

I keep meaning to get a picture of the a heart with Kalmar written on it in Stockholm airport, but I always forget.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2014 13:39

He was the inspiration for this thread (see first post)!

Mogwai · **Joined:** 14th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 113

Cheap at 25p.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Mimi found this one.

Turns out you can't really see it. It says 'Trooper Restaurant'

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

<Squint>

Yay!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

That photo reminds me of my Oculus Rift experience.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Feb 27, 2014 22:23

Is that sign on the A38, Russ? Sure I've passed it before.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4668

Does this count? It's close but I don't think it does.

But have it anyway...

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Do we even have a Dick Smith?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Trooper wrote:

Do we even have a Dick Smith?

Smith in Welsh is Gaywood.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Found by Mrs T.

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