MaliA wrote:
TheAlbin0Kid wrote:
The best bit is when Sean Bean forgets he is acting and starts rambling on about Sheffield United being awesome when he's supposed to be sneering at Frodo.
It's when he hefts the sword, looks to camera and says "Hmm, still Sharpe".
I was always slightly disappointed that when lumbering around the forest hacking up orcs a dozen Frenchmen in Napoleonic dress don't suddenly enter from the right, with him ploughing through them hacking away, seemingly oblivious to the anachronism.
Hugh Fraser: "Damn it! Marshall Soult's throwing in his entire reserves!" (
Claps telescope to eye, telescope view shows twelve Frenchmen crossing a river.)
Hugh Fraser: [Pointing to East] "Damn it all I thank God! Blucher has arrived with the reinforcements, the day is saved!" (
Cut to twelve Prussians labouring up a slope.)
[Enter Right, an aide de camp]
Aide: Wellington, the fifth regiment has been decimated! Four hundred men and more, wiped out!" (
Cut to the same twelve extras as redcoats, lying dead in a gully.)
Fraser: "Damn! Sharpe! Where are you? Damn!"
Bean: "Damn you sir, I'm here!"
Fraser: "Damn!"
Major Hogan: "Damn you Sharpe, get your sergeant up here at once, damn your eyes!"
Bean: "DAMN IT ALL!"
Curly haired ginger bloke: "DAMN!"
Hogan: "Why, cram my mouth with damn with an extra order of damn to go!"
Fraser: "
DAMN!"Harper: "Damn ye all, I'm here ready to do yer damn service."
Fraser: [Bellowing, clutching stomach, red faced]
"DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN!"Hogan: "Show some damn respect, damn you to damnation."
Bean: "DAMN YOU SIR! He's the best damn stereotype in this whole damn army! Damnitt!"
All:
"DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!"...
Aide: "Blast!"
Fraser: (
Recovering) "Damn
AND Blast!"
(Repeat for a dozen series.)