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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 16:40 
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Not if you've still got your trousers on.

So if you're not sure, you pull down your trousers and fart on to your chair? I'd hate to be a dinner guest at your household.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
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That is what the steamed flannels are for in restaurants, right?

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
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Only if you need the heat to help you 'open up'.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 18:25 
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Craster's 'Posh' Fish Curry

Serves 4
Four 'meaty' white fish fillets (cod, hake, monkfish etc)
200g Puy Lentils
1 red onion
6 cloves garlic
2 chillies
1/2 tbsp ground coriander
1/2 tbsp ground cumin
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp paprika
1/2 tbsp turmeric
150ml double cream
2 and a half pts chicken stock
2 tins coconut milk

THE DAY BEFORE
Make your curry paste. Heat tablespoon of oil in a pan. Finely dice the onion, garlic and chillies and add to the pan. Add the spices and mix to coat evenly. Gently fry for 2-3 minutes and then remove the lot into a dish.
Transfer 2/5 of the curry paste to a saucepan and heat with a knob of butter. Add the two tins of coconut milk and heat gently for a couple of minutes, stirring to mix. Leave to cool and whack in a blender. Blitz. Put your pieces of fish in a lidded tub and cover with the paste/coconut milk mix. Chill.

ON THE DAY
Preheat the oven to 170C. Take your fish fillets out of the marinade and place them on a baking tray. Cover with foil and place in the oven. They want to be in for 30 minutes, the last 10 minutes without the foil.
Rinse the lentils and put them in a saucepan. Add two pints of chicken stock and boil for 20 minutes. Drain.
In a small saucepan, put 1/5 of the curry paste and a knob of butter and gently fry. Add 1/2 pint chicken stock and bring to the boil. When reduced by half, add the cream and simmer until ready to serve.
Put the remaining 2/5 of the curry paste in a frying pan with a good slab of butter and gently fry. Add the lentils and mix thoroughly over the heat.

Whack a pile of lentils on the plate, top with fish, then pour sauce over the top. Lovely.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 19:33 
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Craster wrote:
Heat tablespoon of oil in a pan.

Sounds disgusting already.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 20:06 
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Dude, you were a vegan. You have no authority over what is good to eat. I think that's law, or something.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
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Hopefully Craster will get it, eliciting a little haw haw in the process.

Or something.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 20:36 
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myp wrote:
Craster wrote:
Heat tablespoon of oil in a pan.

Sounds disgusting already.


Myp is permabanned from all curry threads because he's a wrongun.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:17 
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MaliA wrote:
Chicken Do Pyaza: (Serves 2)

Ghee/Butter
1.5 Onions, sliced finely
2 cloves garlic
2 Chicken Breasts, cut up into chunks.
1 tsp chili powder
2 cm grated ginger root
1 fresh green chilli, chopped.
0.5 tsp ground tumeric
salt, pepper
2 cloves
2.5cm cinammon stick
half a pint of water
500ml ish tub of natural yoghurt
chopped coriander

Method:

Preheat oven to 180 celcuis.

Cut up an onion and the garlic, fry it in the ghee/butter for a few minutes until it is soft and then add the chicken.

Brown the chicken, then add, chili powder, tumeric, ginger, your chopped chilli and stir it for a bit to mix it all in.

Add salt, pepper, clover, yoghurt, cinammon, and water, stir it up as you bring it to the boil, then simmer it for 10 minutes or so.

Take an ovenproof dish, and add the contents of the pot to this. Put it, uncovered in an oven which is at 180 degrees celcius. And leave it for 40 minutes.

Whip it out of the oven, chop the half remaining onion up, and chuck it in, and leave it for 40 more minutes at 180.

Eat with rice/Naan.

Om nom nom

Tried this twice now and the yoghurt keeps separating. :(
We've managed to make the others ok, so I'm assuming it's because of the water. Should it be hot or cold?Are we bringing it to the boil too fast or too slow (yes, I'm stirring it)?

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:19 
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I'd add the water and bring to a low boil, then add the yoghurt.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:34 
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It's been a while since I made it, but I'll have a think.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 21:30 
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I just made this again (albiet without the almonds, which we didn't have) and it was aces.
Got any more curry recepies, Mali?

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:02 
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:this:

Me and GJ have made this loads of times. It's lovely.


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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:10 
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Going to try Crasters Fish curry, fo sho.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:11 
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Grim... wrote:
I just made this again (albiet without the almonds, which we didn't have) and it was aces.
Got any more curry recepies, Mali?

I've just noticed that one up there. I'll give that a go next week.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 19:14 
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I made papadums*!

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They look fucking freaky, but they tasted like papadums! They cook in literally 3 seconds, too (the second time).

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 20:55 
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Cor, I'll have to try that. I'd make 874 and happily spend the rest of the week a crunching, burping, unwashed wretch.

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:53 
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Can Rich be persuaded to post his complex tikka masala recipe he mentioned early in this thread...?


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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:33 
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Crikey, that's going back a bit. 2008, that post! I can certainly look it up. I probably don't think it's complex any more though, my standards have shifted a bit since then. 2008-era me probably thought it was fancy if it called for making a spice mix by hand.

My current favourite curry recipes (which I don't make often, because Danielle doesn't really care for curry -- boo!) come from a set of recipes that The Egg took from a Curry Recipes Online forum a while back. They are designed to be British-Indian style (i.e. takeaway) rather than authentic Indian cuisine. They all revolve around making a base sauce (basically a madras) then permuting this sauce in various ways. Reduce the base sauce down a long way (further than the recipe calls for) and freeze it in little freezer tubs (about 300 ml each) -- it'll make enough for half a dozen curries or so.

Here's the base sauce:

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SnS’s Curry Base June 2008

For the base:-

Makes 2.65 Litres (reduce or extend final cooking time to achieve this)

700g cooking onions chopped into 8 pieces
4 large garlic cloves roughly chopped
15g of fresh ginger root roughly sliced
1 red (or green) pepper, cut into 16 pieces
120g salad potatoes cut in half and peeled
120g carrot sliced (2-3 carrots)
1 large tomato cut into four
20g coriander stems finely chopped
200ml vegetable oil
1500ml water
1 tbsp salt

2 tsp cumin powder
1.5 tsp coriander powder
1 tsp turmeric
1 tsp chilli powder
1 tsp Kashmiri mirch (MDH) (or paprika as an alternative)
1 tsp Madras powder (Rajah)
0.5 tsp fenugreek powder

Chuck everything into a large pot. Boil for 45 minutes covered.

Add 1 x standard tin of chopped tomatoes (400g)

Add another 500 ml of water

Liquidise thoroughly (at least 5 minutes)

Simmer (rapid) for another 30 minutes uncovered.


Here's my favourite thing to make with it -- dhansak:

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Chicken Dhansak

Serves 2 - 4

Ingredients

5 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 to 3 Chicken breasts depending on preference, chopped to preferred size
1 medium onion
4 ladles of curry base (about 250ml)
1 teaspoon curry powder
1 teaspoon chilli powder
juice of 1 large lemon
1 green chilli
1/2 cup pineapple juice
1 heaped tablespoon mango chutney, chopped into smaller pieces
1 cup split red lentils, drained and washed
2 cloves of garlic, crushed
1/2 teaspoon garam masala
1 bunch fresh coriander

Method

1. 3/4 fill a medium size pot with water and bring to boil, add the lentils and crushed garlic. Boil lentils until soft, skim any scum from top of boiling water during cooking. When lentils are soft use a hand blender to blitz into preferred consistency. Strain the excess water away through a sieve and reserve the cooked lentils

2. While the lentils are cooking chop the onion finely. Squeeze the lemon juice into a small mixing bowl and add the curry powder and chilli powder and mix.

3. Heat the vegetable oil in a large wok or similar and fry the onion until golden brown ( was advised by the local BIR that the onions need to look like this for ultimate flavour ), not burnt though add the lemon, curry powder and chilli powder mixture to the wok and fry for about 30 seconds. Add chilli.

4. Add the chicken and fry until chicken is sealed on all edges. Add all the base sauce and leave to simmer for 20 minutes.

5. Add the strained lentils, the mango chutney and the pineapple juice, cook for a further 10 minutes making sure to never let the lentils stick to the base of the wok.Add most of the chopped coriander

6. 1 minute before serving stir in the garam masala. Serve with fresh coriander as garnish.

When cooking the onions add a pinch of methi. When you add the spices add a pinch of asafoetida and 3 curry leaves this will enhance the flavour?


I've attached the document The Egg sent me years back with a number of recipes in.


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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:51 
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That's excellent, more than I was hoping for thanks :)
I feel your pain about not getting to cook a lot of curries at home, Jen is the same and doesn't really like them which is why her cooking me one last week was such a lovely surprise :)


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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 16:29 
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I might have to try this....

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 Post subject: Re: MaliCurry
PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 19:02 
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Chicken tikka masala recipe:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/r1emiqjwvq4vs ... 018.49.pdf


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