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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 10:18 
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It would be Robot M8E, obv.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Zardoz wrote:
It would be Robot M8E, obv.

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Whoa! Robot M8E definitely needs a comeback!!

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Mimi wrote:
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It would be Robot M8E, obv.

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Whoa! Robot M8E definitely needs a comeback!!


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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BEST.

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Kern, MaliA.

Tut tut :D


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I think I've been gaming too much. Last night I woke myself up because I loudly said in my sleep "I'VE ONLY GOT 1 HEALTH."


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I think I've been gaming too much. Last night I woke myself up because I loudly said in my sleep "I'VE ONLY GOT 1 HEALTH."

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Nah, it'll be Grim... getting confused because somebody else had a hat on

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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And now I've been reminded of the strange dream with Craster and the sex rabbit I had while on holiday.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Wasn't a dream, Dave

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Wasn't a dream, Dave

So you really own a man sized rabbit with suitable holes and took it to the cottage and had problems concealing it?

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I was in my living room, having a conversation with Roger Chapman (lead singer with Family, a rock band from the 70s) talking about how their recent reunion and gigs had been going. He said he could only sing when in the right frame of mind and poceeded to fly round and round the room, round and round the light fitting and saying that this was what he did to get in the mood. I didn't find it odd that he could fly, only that he had to do that to get in the zone.

2nd dream from last night involved my next door neighbour, who came in through the patio doors to complain that my deodorant was playing havoc with her allergies, and that I shouldn't be using the ones with plastic granules, to which I replied that it was nearly all gone and that the government had now banned the sale of those deodorants so she wouldn't have to worry in future.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I don't often remember my dreams but last night I was at Grim…'s house and he was painting mugs and other souvenirs with domain names he owns as a plan for getting some money back from them. I asked how he reached the highest shelves and he showed me his mail delivery system but for bric-a-brac instead. There were chutes everywhere and he could pop stuff on any shelf at will. I was super-impressed.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Sounds legit - my shelves are crowded with stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I had a Zardoz dream! I had a dream about a piano the night before but that was dull. The Zardoz dream, however, was not!

Everyone wanted Zardoz to go to the cottage, but Zardoz didn’t want to spend so long with so many new people, and as we couldn’t go I invited him to stay with me, Russell and Darwin instead.

I was just about to make tea when I noticed we were out of spaghetti, so Russell said he’d go to the supermarket. No, said I, for I could drive and would take Zardoz to show him around. So we got in a car and set off for the 1mile to the supermarket.

But we decided to not go to the nearest supermarket as then he’d see not much of the town, so we’d go to one s bit further out.

Somehow we decided to drive to one on the Kent coast. So after driving about three hours we could see the sea. It was so warm and bright blue that we wanted to go swimming. We didn’t have swimming costumes. Zardoz said he didn’t need one but I was kind of insistent. We found s bit branch of New Look with about 8 floors, but everything was Halloween themed. Zardoz had a Dracula swimming costume, with cape and rubber ‘hair’ and mine was a ghost.

We decided to go and get changed in my old house, which was still as I remembered, like I was still living there. We were sitting getting changed in the sofa when I noticed he had tiny hands, about an inch and A half long and wide. I said it was weird as they were smaller than Darwin’s, but he said that when we got outside to look at peoples hands, as about 50% of people had micro hands. He was completely correct.

At some point in the dream Russell phoned to ask where the pasta was as the rest was ready. I said I was in Kent with Zardoz going swimming. He sounded confused and, to be honest, a bit irked.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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How could he swim with microhands?

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I'm glad I allowed you to dream about me again.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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We swam in the sea like proper Britishers.

We stood shivering with the water up to our knees, scared of the big waves that might splash above our waists.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Man, I want that swimming costume.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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The cape was sort of a mini cape. It had a really high collar but stopped at hip level. You looked both ridiculous and amazing.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Last night involved looking for my kids Rosary beads so we could chat to a priest about high schools then following a panicked crowd rushing towards a police helicopter over the sea. Then things took a more relaxed pace as we camped Tinkers style beside a lake. I struggled to take photo's due to a hazy night sky and try as I might I couldn't get the the full moon, MarkG's silhouette and the UFO all in shot. Things wrapped up when a train crashed into a stop barrier next to us (the line ran through the camp site) and we asked the driver if he was ok. He was ok.

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Last night involved looking for my kids Rosary beads so we could chat to a priest about high schools then following a panicked crowd rushing towards a police helicopter over the sea. Then things took a more relaxed pace as we camped Tinkers style beside a lake. I struggled to take photo's due to a hazy night sky and try as I might I couldn't get the the full moon, MarkG's silhouette and the UFO all in shot. Things wrapped up when a train crashed into a stop barrier next to us (the line ran through the camp site) and we asked the driver if he was ok. He was ok.


Why the heck am I not in your dream, Z-doz? Mark G doesn’t NEED to be in any more dreams. He’s the most dreamed about person of all time. It’s just greedy.

Oh, I get it now. Mark G-reedy.

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Soz Mimi. Maybe next time.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Party food last night and I seemed to have endless disturbing dreams, throughout the night. There were two I remember ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~ I was driving the company’s van behind another company van, that suddenly stopped as though there was something wrong. I jammed on my brakes and halted right behind them. I jumped out to see what was wrong, leaving the keys in the ignition. I was looking a the side panel of the van as I thought I might have scraped it against something as stopped. I walked up to the other van and then noticed that my van had gone, though I hadn't heard it start up. I looked up and down the road to see if it was still in view, and was panicking because my laptop and phone were both in the van, so I was acutely aware that I’d fucked up, big time. (This may have been triggered because I nearly DID leave my laptop in a public area in a store last week, but luckily got back to it before it disappeared.). ~~~~~~~~

2nd dream

~~~~~~~~ I was back at my office, going to see my manager for a bollocking for losing my van, laptop and phone, but was stopped by Donald Trump, who wanted me to assist one of his staff who was having some kind of technical problem, and wouldn’t accept that I had a more pressing appointment with my boss ~~~~~~~~~

Donald fecking Trump? What’s all that about? I’m beginning to worry about my sanity.

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