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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:37 
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I had a brilliant dream I was with all my friends and we had hit upon a scheme whereby we were going to charge billionaires millions for trips into space. But lacking rockets or anything we were actually just going to convince them they had been into space. So we had hired out a function room in the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool and we'd made this black tunnel out of cardboard and stuff which we were going to push them through on office chairs. And then we were stood outside arguing because nobody could remember the number of the room we had hired out and I had left my shoes in there too.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:46 
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They did that on Space Cadets with Johnny Vaughn. Not billionaires though. Morons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadets_(TV_series)


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:47 
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DavPaz wrote:
They did that on Space Cadets with Johnny Vaughn. Not billionaires though. Morons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadets_(TV_series)


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I dreamt I was in a takeaway getting a burger and the chap in front of me ordered a large donner kebab with "long strips". Turns out that this meant instead of cutting the bits of donner vertically, they'd cut it in a single spiral so this man had a donner kebab made out of a single, 30ft long, strip of kebab meat. Very odd.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I dreamt I was in a takeaway getting a burger and the chap in front of me ordered a large donner kebab with "long strips". Turns out that this meant instead of cutting the bits of donner vertically, they'd cut it in a single spiral so this man had a donner kebab made out of a single, 30ft long, strip of kebab meat. Very odd.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Ah yes, that reminds me...

Two or three nights ago I had a very vivid dream. Mark, Baz (Tinkers) and I were on holiday in Mexico.

We got split up one evening as Mark was hungry, Baz wanted to score some Peyote and I wanted to walk out onto the beach (in the near dark) to take photos of the sand sculptures. After much admiring and snapping I walked back up the beach to the bar they said they were going to try their luck in. I found them at a table with plates and plates of weird food. Mark said "No one understands a work of English here and this is all the stuff they've made as I've tried to describe a bacon and egg sandwich to them!" The closest thing they made, which Mark offered to me, was two fried eggs with bacon in between. Baz hadn't scored any peyote but their were glasses of local booze on the table. Which was nice.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Sounds good, when are we going?


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We're still there, man.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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*Ron Howard Narrator Voice*

Baz did, in fact, find some peyote.

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