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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 21:19 
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Over the past few weeks I have started to have dreams that become physical. Last week I was sleeping during the day (depression) and I dreamed I was being shocked. I kept having huge muscle movement, enough to clear the bed.

Then two nights ago I was dreaming that my cousin Dan owed a drug dealer money. I was sitting on my bed with Dan and my brother came in and said that the dealer was sorted as he had sorted it. However, he then walked in and put his hand around my throat and I thought "fuck you !" and lamped him in the face with my left hand.

Then I heard Mrs JC scream and I woke up with a huge gash in my hand. Turns out it wasn't a drug dealer's face I had punched it was a pint glass on my bedside table. Got a lovely gash in my hand now. Mrs JC said that about five minutes before that I was laughing. I clearly remember that we had two new puppies in the dream and I was watching them scrap and laughing.

I'm going to go round to see my psych tomorrow, though I expect he will just tell me it's stress related. Been having lots of nightmares lately. I think I might go and stay with my mother for a week or two, just to get away from here for a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 13:35 
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I went to my usual barber to get my ears lowered, but when I got there, it had all changed. There was a reception desk and most of the clientele were women. When I asked the receptionist what was going on, she said they had changed to appointments only and started suggesting days when they could fit me in. I told her I needed a haircut that day, And all the days she suggested we're work days, so I just said 'forget it,' and walked out.

The receptionist chased after me, trying to persuade me to go back, but I wouldn't.

When I got home, the Dalai Lama was weeding my front garden. I said, 'are you meditating?' And he nodded, so I didn't disturb him further. On close inspection, I realised it wasn't the Dalai Lama, but some foreign looking bloke. He left my garden and began walking away, looking confused. I asked him where he was going and he managed to tell me, in very poor English, of some place in Europe, and didn't seem to understand that he was in England.

I asked him if he'd been dropped off from a boat and left to fend for himself, and he nodded, but tried to get away. I said I needed to take him to a police station, as he appeared to have been smuggled in to the country and abandoned, but he kept trying to get away from me and eventually I lost sight of him in a crowd.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 13:37 

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Bloody Brexit.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Makes much more sense when you realise that this isn't the Nay thread, as you thought you'd entered.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:37 
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And there was me thinking it was over :(

Last night I had a dream that some one attacked me in the street. So I grabbed at him and was holding him and at the same time hooking my foot around the bottom of his leg trying to push him over.

Turns out I was kicking my wife.

Might need to go see the doc about this. Thankfully I did not hurt her but it scared the shit out of her :(

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:29 
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Mimi wrote:
Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

And it probably contained batteries.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:18 
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Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

And it probably contained batteries.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:20 
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Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

And it probably contained batteries.


Good memory Russell!

That's one of the first times I'll be accused of that. My memory is normally crap.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I was hiking the Trans-Siberian railway with some friends. At one point I say that I'm determined to do the whole 8,000, but others might stop at 6. The route involves going through a lot of suburban houses. Mr Putin is tagging behind us, trying to join our group, but he gets annoying and we try to find ways to shake him off.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I had a dream about the cottage. We were playing a huge game of Balderdash and Craster gave the funniest answer. Then I was trying to help Grim... Find some questions he'd set and hidden under some huge king size mattress but he flipped it over not knowing I was there and the weight was crushing me. I was calling for help but though Grim... Was trying to lift the mattress back up he was lifting the wrong end, pivoting all of the weight onto me.

At another part of the night Russell made a loud noise just like a gunshot which woke me up with a terrifying start.

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I had a dream about the cottage. We were playing a huge game of Balderdash and Craster gave the funniest answer. Then I was trying to help Grim... Find some questions he'd set and hidden under some huge king size mattress but he flipped it over not knowing I was there and the weight was crushing me. I was calling for help but though Grim... Was trying to lift the mattress back up he was lifting the wrong end, pivoting all of the weight onto me.

At another part of the night Russell made a loud noise just like a gunshot which woke me up with a terrifying start.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I have no memory of making this sound, and Mimi cannot imitate it, so it is forever a mystery,

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It sounded like a gunshot!

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Like, gatling gun, right?

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Like a 'pchuut', really loud.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:34 
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I dreamt Emma Thompson had died. I was quite upset. :(


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I dreamt I was "in" Fallout 4 in some big city but Craster gave too much blood to a doctor to make up for the fact that he accidentally called her stupid and then because he had not enough blood he acted all drunk and fell over and broke his arm and then I had to fire him and he wouldn't be able to be in Hell's Kitchen any more.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:44 
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Mimi wrote:

At another part of the night Russell made a loud noise just like a gunshot which woke me up with a terrifying fart.


How I read that.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Last night I had a dream involving all the Beex'ers.

I dreamt that it was the summer holidays and Russell and I were staying with his dad and his dad's girlfriend, but that everything was very rigid and tense there, so difficult with a baby.

After a while I could take no more, as it wasn't fair in Darwin. DBSnapper had a five or six year old daughter, so we went to spend summer with him, whilst Russell stayed on with his dad. DB's daughter liked playing with Darwin, DB was an ace cook. All was happy except I was only seeing Russell once every week or two because he was stuck at the other end of the country.

So we decided to borrow a large static caravan. DB and his little girl were there, and Russell, myself and Darwin. We were just happy and excited and unpacking when Russell's dad and his partner turned up, expecting to stay the vacation with us. Nooooooooooooooo!

Then Zardoz and MarkG turned up and said we should drive to the coast for the day. Brill. We got into Zardoz's car (no idea where DB or Russell's dad got to at this point) and wee were driving g through the countryside when Z starts picking up great speed. At the end of this huge hill road is a massive oak with drunk about 8-10 feet across, and he's speeding towards it, flooring the pedal. We are calling g to him to stop. He wants to jump the tree, but it's clear we never will and that it's about to be the end. I say a silent goodbye to the ones I love and close my eyes, and wake up crying.

Thanks for nothing, Zardoz.

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Mimi wrote:
Last night I had a dream involving all the Beex'ers.

/reads story

/folds arms

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Grim... wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Last night I had a dream involving all the Beex'ers.

/reads story

/folds arms

I am less than impressed.

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She obviously meant all the best ones.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I know our contributing membership has dropped but "all the beexers" is still a little more than 3 people.

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MrChris wrote:
I know our contributing membership has dropped but "all the beexers" is still a little more than 3 people.


SO MANY BEEXERS
AND THEY AAAALLLL GOOOOO HAAAAAND IN HAAAAND
HAND IN HAND THROOOOUGH MIIIIIMI'S DREAMS

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I know our contributing membership has dropped but "all the beexers" is still a little more than 3 people.


SO MANY BEEXERS
AND THEY AAAALLLL GOOOOO HAAAAAND IN HAAAAND
HAND IN HAND THROOOOUGH MIIIIIMI'S DREAMS


Christ i thought this, too

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Cras wrote:
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I know our contributing membership has dropped but "all the beexers" is still a little more than 3 people.


SO MANY BEEXERS
AND THEY AAAALLLL GOOOOO HAAAAAND IN HAAAAND
HAND IN HAND THROOOOUGH MIIIIIMI'S DREAMS

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Lonewolves wrote:
Grim... wrote:
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Last night I had a dream involving all the Beex'ers.

/reads story

/folds arms

I am less than impressed.

You were somewhere in the background, asleep.


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