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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:59 
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Funnily enough, random quote from Mrs Parm t'other night: "Aww, never mind. We can be gay together."

But, as I once drunkenly shouted in the manchester student union bar, I'm sure that in another life, I could be gay, but unfortunately I'm just not that keen on cocks.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 23:20 
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I had a nice celeb-packed dream a couple of nights ago... was wandering around Las Vegas and bumped into Roger Federer. He was a bit angsty because he couldn't find a drink, he kept repeating to me over and over "where can I get a beer round here? I need a beer!" so I told him the best way was to just walk into the nearest casino and sit at one of the table games and a cocktail waitress would turn up to take his order. He calmed down a bit at this, but then got stressed out when a bunch of people kept asking him for autographs. "All I get is 'Are you Roger Federer? Are you Roger Federer?'" he complained to me as we walked. "Well tell them you're not" I suggested... "tell them you're French Canadian instead". He tried this next time and the people recoiled in fear from him like he had the plague. He was REALLY happy then, he kept slapping me on the back in gratitude over and over until I made my excuses and sent him into the Flamingo where he got his beer and started to have Three Card Poker explained to him by the dealer.

Then I went to check into my hotel and bumped into a guy with a big handlebar moustache who looked like a detective from a 70s TV show. For some reason I ignored my own room and walked to his room with him instead... on the way we passed Madonna on the stairs, and the 70s detective told her to get out of the way. When we got to his room there was someone in it... they opened the door and it turned out to be Andre The Giant. He stood there looming over us both and said (in Rainier Wolfcastle's voice) "This is my room, you will fight me for it". 70s detective started to splutter about there being some sort of mistake, and Andre repeated "You were rude to Madonna, you will fight me... shall we say 5 o'clock?" and shut the door.

The rest of the dream was just the 70s detective panicking a bit and trying to convince himself Andre was only joking, I woke up before the fight though :(

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 23:50 
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I don't know Las Vegas at all, so by that he raped a pink avian?

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 0:04 
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I don't know Las Vegas at all, so by that he raped a pink avian?

Use context to deduce. If that fails, ask again and I'll tell you The Flamingo is a casino on the strip. It's the one with all the flamingos out the back.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 0:14 
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The strip's the airport, yes? Where Hunter S Thompson dropped off Gonzo?

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I had a dream last night that I was outside at night and all of a sudden there were loads of meteors, only they weren't meteors because they swerved round and started heading right for us and flying all around. When they got near us it was obvious that whatever they were they were really tiny and the bloke next to us who was apparently a wildlife expert said that they were a flock of miniature/baby birds and the lights were just their eyes reflecting. As I looked down I saw that one of them had fallen, this one was a tiny thumb-sized duck and as I watched a fully grown duck came and started trying to eat it. So I snatched it up and we started feeding it for a bit and then let it go again into the flock of other small birds and then something completely unrelated happened that I can't remember what it was.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:27 
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I had a dream last night that I bought a Renault Clio 182 and it was slow, like my old Clio. It was also falling apart.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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There's a special word for those kind, it's "premonition".


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:40 
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I dreamt the past 5 years hadn't happened and I was still living in Abingdon. It was strangely comforting.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:49 
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I had a horrible dream the night before my brother's wedding. I'd lost my speech and couldn't find a computer to download it from my email. The hotel morphed into a huge old building with endless corridors and dead ends. It were nasty.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:49 
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I'm going through a prolific spell of remembering dreams at the moment. Last night I dreamt that a group of us were all living in this massive lorry trailer, only the Alb4nian F7id decided to throw water over me when I was wearing my best suit. He then caused the trailer to come away from the cab and lots of people died. My dad managed to push the trailer back onto the cab again(!), but it was all knackered and warped, so when we walked around it was all unstable. It then fell off the cab again, and I found out that we were recording an episode of Hollyoaks.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I dreamt I read Lord of the rings last night. I told MrsA this, and she said I was talking in my sleep.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 15:01 
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I had a fream where Kovacs was a serial killer last night.

It were right wierd.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 15:30 
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I haven't recalled any of my dreams for ages.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 15:51 
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That means you have faulty dreams, hopefully they'll be recalled soon.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 15:59 
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Maybe I should flash my bios.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 16:00 
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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 16:01 
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myp wrote:
I'm going through a prolific spell of remembering dreams at the moment. Last night I dreamt that a group of us were all living in this massive lorry trailer, only the Alb4nian F7id decided to throw water over me when I was wearing my best suit. He then caused the trailer to come away from the cab and lots of people died.

Maybe I really am the ax1s of 3v1l ?:|

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:44 
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Last night, I had a dream where Grim... stole my squid and arranged for hundreds of mongolians to come and mock me with this.

I was very rude to him.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:13 
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Last night, I had a dream where Grim... stole my squid and arranged for hundreds of mongolians to come and mock me with this.

I was very rude to him.


Ha, excellent. I don't think I've had a forum dream yet. I had a terrific one last night, easily the third most disturbing one I've had. It started when I was made pope, and ended rather abruptly thanks to a pack of wild dogs. I would rather not even hint at what happened in the middle.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I had a dream the other night that I'd moved back into my old flat with the ex (and mother of Zioette). All was going well until the first time I needed to use the loo. Upon entering the bathroom, I discovered that every available surface - the floor, the sink, the bath etc - was covered in thousands of worms and maggots. The worms in particular were not the earthworm variety but white and slightly transparent slimy things. I felt mildly perturbed by this and asked the ex if there was anything she could do about it. She told me I should stop being such a girl, ignore them and use the loo anyway.

I then promptly awoke, dying for a piss. Fortunately the bathroom and my mum & dads (where I'm presently living) had no such worm/maggot infestation.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:46 
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I had an incredibly vivid dream in between snoozes this morning.

I was out drinking with my brother, when a work colleague beckoned me over and took me through a strip club, out the back and into a morgue with sofas and cushions on the slabs. We sat down on the sofas, the work guy pulled out a gun and shot his bodyguards then told be to leave. I wandered out into the street where a group of hippies were dancing in front of a bus and dream-me burst into tears as the viewpoint went into orbit-cam mode.

Then I woke up. Very odd.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I dreamt we had a promotional Gentle Giant Darth Vader Vs. Disney Princesses statue delivered to the office. I meant to take it home, but forgot, then the next day it turned out someone else in the office had nabbed it. I was bitterly disappointed and tried to explain that it was mine, but then the person who'd taken it started saying that their husband was very miserable and they'd taken it to cheer him up, so I felt bad and said they could keep it, but I still really wanted it was very upset inside.

I'm trying not to hold a grudge against the statue-stealer today, but I have told them about it.

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I had a dream that my friend Aynz was running a hotel and Laura White from last years X Factor was a guest there. Laura White told Aynz she liked me and so Aynz was trying to make me take her out on a date. I kept refusing because obviously I'm not single. By the end of the dream Aynz was going mental at me telling me I had better sleep with Laura White straight away or the hotel would have to close because it would get a bad reputation, and all the while Laura White was running around trying to kiss me whenever she saw me.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:00 
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Gentle Giant Darth Vader.

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The Rev Owen wrote:

I'm trying not to hold a grudge against the statue-stealer today, but I have told them about it.

I had a dream a few years ago that a guy I worked with tried to kill me. I didn't remember it initally the next day and was really weird with him without knowing why, to the point that I was barely speaking to him and felt really uncomfortable around him. It wasn't until the chef came in at dinner time and I felt an overwhelming urge to go and hug him that I remembered, since in my dream the chef had came sliding up in a transit van and got me to jump in the back which is how I escaped.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I had a most peculiar dream t' other night that my entire office was relocated to Tenerife, which would've been lovely except the ruddy great volcano in the middle of the island went and erupted, forcing us to evacuate the island. I was having to leave on a slightly earlier flight than one of the ladies in the office that I get on quite well with, so just in case one of us didn't make it back to Blighty, we spent the night together having some sexy time.

Volcanoes erupting, fire everywhere, unexpected and entirely consensual sex and waking up before finding out I'd made anyone pregnant = pretty awesome dream all round!


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If she announces to the office that she's pregnant in the next couple of months, you're going to be shitting yourself.


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