Be Excellent To Each Other

That is it, yes...I think she looks as gorgeous as always with the added implication that she may bite.

I heard you insist Zardoz wear a wig because otherwise it messes with the acoustics of the Kate Bush you have playing on the stereo.

I think we should take this Gill back to the shop, as it is clearly broken.

Messing with my ambeeyonce is a whole other matter, guy.

No, she's right.

I'm now trying to imagine whether it's actually possible to have sex to Wuthering Heights. I don't think you could take yourself seriously.

Come on! Is there anything sexier than having a really hot kiss with someone you know you are going to talk into bed before the end of the night and them then biting your lip just a tiny wee bit?

EDIT-In fact, I am almost certain I have used this technique myself to get various women into bed. So it really works.

ISWYDT.

That's not a little bit there. What she has dribbling down her chin is almost an armful.

I assume you're not talking about a Talking Book here.

HEATHCLIIIIIIIIFF!

Wait, what? I'm confused. I wasn't making a funneh or being clever (when am I ever?)

Spelling is bad, I'm having to edit my edits now.

You can't have Gillian - she's mine.

Wait.

Talk?

I just do my "attract" dance.

Hush, you ruined it!

I'm picturing you, in a wetsuit, doing the snoopy dance. I once 'dated' a girl for two or three weeks without knowing her name. Then, I didn't see her for a while and bumped into her outside a club and went home with her again. Then, i found out her name.

Messed my quote up there.

Oh, now ISWYDT, Bobby.

Someone start a poll about that picture, then it can lead to us all posting our full 1000-point purity scores, and uncovering distiburbing information, and finally the kinky Beexers can go to war against the vanilla Beexers.

Angelina Jolie is stunning, but she has now become very thin, and I think it does lessen her beauty slightly - with those huge lips and eyes she just looks like she should e a little bit more voluptuous. I don't like her tattoos, though.

Shannyon Saussymon (I know you don't spell it like that, but I'm not checking) is absolutely beeeyoutiful in A Knight's tale. I man, she is lovely, but even she pales next to Heath Ledger in that film, who at that time was probably at the zenith of human beauty. He was handsome, cute, gorgeous and all of the rest. Awwww

... Anyway, how many independent woman points do I lose for not being able to turn the top of my own pepper grinder through my weediness?

Was that her in the Knight's Tale? I liked her in that.

She's an attractive woman but she'd be more attractive to me with more curves and fewer tattoos. Sadly, I don't think she's trying to attract me though.

Yarrrrrr

No, now you're thinking of whatserface from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Ah well remembered Mimi, she was excellent in A Knights Tale. Also in that film with him from Dawsons Creek...The rules of Attraction maybe? Oh and in 40 days and 40 nights(is that what it was called? the one where the guys abstains from sex) she was awesome in the scene where they don't have sex but want to? *swoon*

Keira Knightly isn't so attractive. I think Scarlette Johansson is beautiful in Girl with a Pearl Earring, too.

I don't think I have actually seen her in anything but a Knight's Tale, to be honest, but then I seem to only watch about 6 films, in a cycle.

I used to think that an actress called Fairuza Balk was very pretty, too. She was in The Worst Witch (film version, with Tim Curry and Diana Rigg), Return to Oz and The Craft among other things.

How hypocritical... Angelina gets slagged off for being too skinny now, but Heath Ledger gets praised even though he has literally NO meat on him any more

I wasn't sure who she was but I just googled her, I remember her from the Craft. She has mad eyes

Keira Kneighttlylylyy has her moments. In The Hole, for instance (although she was 15 and norks oot), and the Duchess, more recently.

Yeah she's alright I s'pose. I have developed a crush on Tina Fey recently. I like her dress sense in 30 Rock. Geek chic!

"Most of Harper's Island girls" are currently topping my list.

Isn't that just a slasher version of Footballers' Wives?

Well, I say "just".

Heh.

It's quite enjoyable, brain out 90 minutes on a Sunday evening.

I've not really thought about things like that recently, although i did feel a bit funny on monday when (SNIP! - Ed)

Yes. Fairuza was something else. Loved her when I was a teen. She almost made me watch an Adam Sandler film.

I have finally caught up with House now... he has the mentals... which is cool.

Still a bit freaked out after watching the first part of Wounded, will watch teh 2nd part tomorow..

It's on on bbc1 now.

I'll watch it I guess. MrsA has gone to bed with a cold or something. I think I gave her fresher's flu. Oh, she starts work a week monday, hopefully.

Back the fuck up. You can keep your Jolies and Andersons and whoever the hell else has been named already. Fey is mine.

You fancy Sarah Palin?

we'll see.

I refuse to watch it until Bertie removes the silly accent and face fungus and they bring Jeeves back.

I fancy Sarah Palin impersonators.

I'd bloody lose.

Edit -- stop being so greedy, Gill. Leave some women for the rest of us.

<shuffles feet>

I do.

Quite a bit.

Aaaaah.

It isn't terribly happy viewing, is it?

Hi, just dropping in to confirm this, here.

Carry on!

Well, at least it'd mean you could get really rough and not feel a little bit bad about it the next day.

Entirely unrelated to Palin-based shenanigans, why has there not been a Starship Troopers game, eh?

I read the book of that the other week, and it was excellent and nothing really like the film at all, but I think I mentioned that before.