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Author:  Zardoz [ Thu May 16, 2013 23:14 ]
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Grim... wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Grim... wrote:
And this one.

http://www.efukt.com/21059_Almost_Perfect.html

NO. FUCKING. WAY!

I. NO. RITE?

Well, I'm here now.
Author:  GazChap [ Thu May 16, 2013 23:24 ]
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I choose to believe that the "Almost Perfect" part actually refers to her being a kooky serial killer who removes the penises of her victims before posing for photos with them poking through her legs.
Author:  Grim... [ Fri May 17, 2013 0:18 ]
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SPOILERZ
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri May 17, 2013 12:26 ]
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She sure would.
Author:  Curiosity [ Fri May 17, 2013 20:50 ]
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Grim... wrote:
OH MY

http://www.efukt.com/21065_The_Creepies ... _Porn.html

NSFW, obv.


He may be weird, creepy, ugly and bad at sex, but he's still banging some really hot chicks, so :shrug:
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri May 17, 2013 21:10 ]
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Grim... wrote:
OH MY

http://www.efukt.com/21065_The_Creepies ... _Porn.html

NSFW, obv.

Give me some help here.
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri May 17, 2013 21:22 ]
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That's you?
Author:  Grim... [ Sun May 19, 2013 20:51 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Grim... wrote:
OH MY

http://www.efukt.com/21065_The_Creepies ... _Porn.html

NSFW, obv.


He may be weird, creepy, ugly and bad at sex, but he's still banging some really hot chicks, so :shrug:

You pays your money...
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 13:02 ]
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Front page on Reddit:

NSFW: http://i.imgur.com/RwZZA.jpg
Author:  nickachu [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 14:39 ]
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Phwoar!
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 14:48 ]
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Quite.
Author:  flis [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 16:24 ]
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... Mmm, Dat ass...
Author:  zaphod79 [ Fri Aug 22, 2014 13:49 ]
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Parody of Doctor Who "Doctor Whore" goes live on woodrocket (for free)

(Link says SFW but its a link to a Pornstars blog so it probably has stuff that is not - i'd suggest not following it while at work)

http://heyitsapril.tumblr.com/post/9539 ... -rated#_=_
Author:  Hearthly [ Sun Oct 05, 2014 18:16 ]
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Awesome 'menu' from a New York brothel in the early 20th century.

Quote:
Underfucking woman on top tits in your face with extra lady to play with your balls while blowing wind up your asshole with goose quill.


It's the goose quill that really gives it a touch of class.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Attachment:
menu.JPG
Author:  GazChap [ Sun Oct 05, 2014 19:47 ]
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"Blowing in the ass hole, new style" ?

Dare I ask what's "new", and what was "old"?
Author:  Grim... [ Sun Oct 05, 2014 20:45 ]
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"Dry bob?"

I like the fact that chaps with odd dicks had to pay extra.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Sun Oct 05, 2014 22:27 ]
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Are you people actually assuming that's real?
Author:  Cras [ Sun Oct 05, 2014 23:25 ]
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Yeah, I seem to remember it being a spoof. Highly entertaining though.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:53 ]
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Oh man.

Next you'll be telling me women in porn aren't really having organs.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:53 ]
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Totally leaving the autocorrect fail.
Author:  TheVision [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 20:28 ]
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Totally NSFW link but Kim Kardashian has some serious curves on her.

Who is she again?
Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 22:20 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Totally NSFW link but Kim Kardashian has some serious curves on her.

Who is she again?


That is:

A) very impressive, and

B) very photoshopped
Author:  Warhead [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 0:44 ]
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C) Grotesque.
Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 17:11 ]
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D) Posted to iCloud
Author:  flis [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 17:27 ]
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I think it's good she has the confidence to do that; however anyone thinks she looks (although grotesque is probably a bit extreme). She also seems to have the support of her husband, who is very much a huge fan of her assets it seems! She's not unattractive at all and I can see how people would find her incredibly sexy.
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 20:48 ]
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Related to the Kardashian stuff, so NSFW: https://twitter.com/pamsgossiptrain/sta ... 76?lang=en
Author:  myp [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 22:10 ]
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Warhead wrote:
C) Grotesque.

Sorry she's not as thin as a rake. :(
Author:  Malc [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 22:43 ]
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It's not grotesque, but it may as well be a cartoon or a computer game that's about as realistic as it is!

Malc
Author:  Bamba [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 3:04 ]
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flis wrote:
I think it's good she has the confidence to do that; however anyone thinks she looks (although grotesque is probably a bit extreme).


Unless my reading comprehension has gone utterly to shit there's a few words missing here and without them it's impossible to know what you're actually trying to say here.
Author:  Malc [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 3:29 ]
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Without wanting to put words in Flis' mouth, I think it reads fine and to re-word it she's saying that it doesn't matter what other people think of what she looks like and that it's great that she has the confidence to show off her body in that way. And that although she recognises that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, calling her grotesque is a bit much)

Well that's how I read it anyway.

Malc
Author:  Grim... [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:19 ]
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American Nervoso wrote:
Warhead wrote:
C) Grotesque.

Sorry she's not as thin as a rake. :(

She isn't far off.
Author:  myp [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:12 ]
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Bamba wrote:
flis wrote:
I think it's good she has the confidence to do that; however anyone thinks she looks (although grotesque is probably a bit extreme).


Unless my reading comprehension has gone utterly to shit there's a few words missing here and without them it's impossible to know what you're actually trying to say here.

Your reading comprehension is as bad as Malc's.
Author:  Curiosity [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:33 ]
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To be fair, the erroneous semicolon probably didn't help
Author:  myp [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 13:09 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
To be fair, the erroneous semicolon probably didn't help

Aye.
Author:  Malc [ Sat Nov 15, 2014 15:27 ]
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http://www.fashiongonerogue.com/post-ba ... -magazine/

Much more attractive than Kim karma shin

Malc
Author:  TheVision [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 22:00 ]
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Do you mean this one, Saturnalian?
Author:  Satsuma [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 22:19 ]
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Memories...

... of largely trying to avoid this thread.
Author:  asfish [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:59 ]
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Watched My Granny the Escort the other night after getting a couple of texts from mates stressing how "good" it was ;)

Very odd programme features a bunch of 60 plus ladies offering "Escort" services

One of them was 84 and has been caught in a News of the World "sting" a few years ago

She lives in sheltered accommodation and was seeing 10 men a week, she cheerfully showed the camera crew her bathroom and told them that's where she did golden showers for some clients :o
Author:  GazChap [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:20 ]
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She probably hooks her catheter tube up to the shower rack. Less physical exertion required,
Author:  asfish [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 14:20 ]
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One of the other women featured spoke about a client she has.

What he wanted was probably the most revolting thing I've ever heard in the sexual deviance arena, and I've heard at lot over the years!
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 16:37 ]
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Author:  Trooper [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 16:40 ]
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Did he want the lights on?
Author:  GazChap [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 17:06 ]
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asfish wrote:
One of the other women featured spoke about a client she has.

What he wanted was probably the most revolting thing I've ever heard in the sexual deviance arena, and I've heard at lot over the years!

Reasonably sure it won't be more revolting than swap.avi
Author:  asfish [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:13 ]
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GazChap wrote:
asfish wrote:
One of the other women featured spoke about a client she has.

What he wanted was probably the most revolting thing I've ever heard in the sexual deviance arena, and I've heard at lot over the years!

Reasonably sure it won't be more revolting than swap.avi


He would visit her every 2 weeks, in the time between visits she was required to keep the used condoms from all the "clients" she had in the fridge on a tray.

So when he turned up he would select some of the condoms and empty the contents into a glass which she would then top up with her piss and he then he drank it.

After that he put some condoms on her tits, and he would lie on her sofa with his legs almost behind his ears wanking himself off until he came into his mouth.

Not seen the swap thing how does this measure up? :o
Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:20 ]
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Stupid Ian clicking on evey red topic HNNNGH. Gross.
Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:22 ]
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So glad I've just eaten a yoghurt
Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:25 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
So glad I've just eaten a yoghurt


Yeah, that's what he said at the end.
Author:  GazChap [ Thu Jan 22, 2015 23:50 ]
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asfish wrote:
He would visit her every 2 weeks, in the time between visits she was required to keep the used condoms from all the "clients" she had in the fridge on a tray.

So when he turned up he would select some of the condoms and empty the contents into a glass which she would then top up with her piss and he then he drank it.

After that he put some condoms on her tits, and he would lie on her sofa with his legs almost behind his ears wanking himself off until he came into his mouth.

Hnnh... keep it going... I'm almost... there...

Quote:
Not seen the swap thing how does this measure up? :o

swap.avi is far more revolting than that. You'll have to Google for the description, I'll be damned if I'm typing it out and bringing that back to the front of my mind.
Author:  asfish [ Fri Jan 23, 2015 0:27 ]
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Quote:
Hnnh... keep it going... I'm almost... there...


9\10 for that :D

Just stopped laughing
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:11 ]
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Wonder what happened to those poor condoms that never made it past the selection phase.
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