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Author: | metalangel [ Mon Jul 23, 2012 16:36 ] |
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A compilation dedicated to letting the girls get on with it dammit instead of concluding yet another 'blowjob' video by whacking off on her face. The lovely Lexi Belle turns up 11 minutes in. Gianna's in there somewhere too. |
Author: | metalangel [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:49 ] |
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GROSS BUT HILARIOUS: http://www.efukt.com/20883_The_Single_M ... _Fail.html Guy cums with such force into the back of her throat she pukes her guts up! Too late, the camera crew give her a shopping bag from - wait for it - Ralph's supermarket! Keep watching as they start trying to figure out what she ate... and the final comment at the very end wins THE INTERNET. |
Author: | metalangel [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 17:41 ] |
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http://www.efukt.com/20988_13_Most_Ridi ... _Ever.html Warning: number 7 is from Prolapse Party, but the rest are just... crazy! |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 17:43 ] |
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metalangel wrote: http://www.efukt.com/20988_13_Most_Ridiculous_Orgasms_Ever.html Warning: number 7 is from Prolapse Party, but the rest are just... crazy! I'm sure I linked to that before. Cam girl is rather cute, and the last one is fantastic. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! |
Author: | YOG [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 18:07 ] |
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Interactive stop-motion undressing! Mildly creepy fun! |
Author: | metalangel [ Sat Aug 04, 2012 16:29 ] |
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It should be illegal to be as cute as Mellisa Clarke is. Perfect cute little body. |
Author: | LaceSensor [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 19:12 ] |
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Yeah but she is from gravesend so likely speaks like a twit. That's the only consolation I can give myself. She's devastatingly hot.. |
Author: | Hearthly [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 19:24 ] |
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She is cute, probably about 18 years old or something though. I realise as I get older that younger lasses don't 'drop off my radar' as it were, the range of ages I'd have a go at just gets bigger. There are definitely a few 50+ women I can think of I'd like to spend 'special time' with, and I don't mean famous plastic-surgery types either, just normal women. |
Author: | metalangel [ Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:46 ] |
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Siri (her of natural blonde huge tit inverted nipple-ness) in the full version of her first proper lesbian scene. Proper as in 'it's not two girls going at it but just when it starts getting good in comes some tattoo'd guy'. |
Author: | metalangel [ Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:49 ] |
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We all know that all you need to be a porn star is enough money to hire the stars of your choice to have sex with you. Any number of films showing lovelies like Kacey Kox or Lexi Belle doing it with an old fat bald hairy guy prove this. Now, it would seem, you don't even have to fork out your own money. There's a Kickstarter for porn! Now you can just pitch how you're going to make a totally awesome movie doing your favourite stars and solict donations! You could even list how much each star is going to charge you and say "if I hit $X, I'll be able to do Gianna Michaels, Veruca James AND Amber Peach! Oh man, my penis thanks you!" EDIT: On another forum, someone wrote: Baaahahahahaha! They have an 'adult marketplace' called ExtraLunchMoney ( obviously).
It's about what you'd expect - 'Buy my used panties!' 'Buy my video of me masturbating while pregnant!' |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:12 ] |
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Genius! |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Aug 10, 2012 20:19 ] |
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Perkies! http://www.snatchly.com/em-kay/puffies |
Author: | metalangel [ Fri Aug 10, 2012 21:24 ] |
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FUCKING HELL. There is some epic nipplage there. Faye Reagan is there showing them off in the way that she doesn't enough. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 21:33 ] |
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Hysterical Literature ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o |
Author: | Cras [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 21:55 ] |
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Saw that yesterday. It's properly fucking hot. |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 22:07 ] |
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Author: | Bobbyaro [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 22:11 ] |
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Isn't it! And no nakedness at all, it helps that it's Stoya and she is gorgeous, but still! |
Author: | Cras [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 22:12 ] |
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Although I watched it without knowing what was going on, which I think was even better. |
Author: | flis [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 22:23 ] |
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That was very nice. Also: 10-speed, mains-powered...? Wow. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 23:19 ] |
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Heh, I started reading the description and thought "I bet this is Stoya" almost instantly. Then after reading I watched the video. Bloody hell. |
Author: | Malc [ Tue Aug 14, 2012 19:02 ] |
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On a similar note, have you ever received a blowjob whilst on the phone to someone? Bloodyhell! Especially when it's an important call! Malc |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Aug 14, 2012 20:44 ] |
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Or while playing Left4Dead. With some of you guys. |
Author: | Cras [ Tue Aug 14, 2012 21:09 ] |
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That explains the echo at times. I have no idea where that was going. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Aug 14, 2012 21:21 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Or while playing Left4Dead. With some of you guys. You suck Craster off because you set him on fire? |
Author: | metalangel [ Tue Aug 14, 2012 21:32 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Or while playing Left4Dead. With some of you guys. But not Burny Pee. Would we even recognize the back of her head? |
Author: | Cras [ Tue Aug 14, 2012 21:34 ] |
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I would. Along with her back. |
Author: | metalangel [ Sun Aug 19, 2012 0:06 ] |
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Ignore the guy at the beginning, these French ladies make excellent use of the sleeping compartment on a train. http://www.xhamster.com/movies/689529/h ... train.html With added self-boob-lickage which is always great. And puffies! |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Aug 22, 2012 22:58 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: Number 2 is out. And arguably better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHt4IEyYuyQ |
Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Aug 28, 2012 21:15 ] |
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Warning, redhead. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Tue Aug 28, 2012 21:19 ] |
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Om nom nom |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Aug 28, 2012 21:26 ] |
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Goodness. |
Author: | metalangel [ Wed Aug 29, 2012 21:16 ] |
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Have a seat on my face, dear. Hold onto something until the ride comes to a complete stop and your eyes roll back on your head. |
Author: | LaceSensor [ Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:05 ] |
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^ you channeling Goat Boy aka Bill Hicks? "hold onto my horns..." |
Author: | Warhead [ Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:11 ] |
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Cute-o-meter = off the scale. She seems to know how to enjoy herself. |
Author: | metalangel [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 17:22 ] |
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Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 17:25 ] |
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GUMPFF!! |
Author: | Curiosity [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 17:29 ] |
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*resubs* |
Author: | TheVision [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 18:50 ] |
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NSFW!!! http://rip-productions.net/threads/3663 ... ckers-(x56) |
Author: | metalangel [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 18:52 ] |
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They're pink and perky! I love 'em. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 19:40 ] |
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Chad?! |
Author: | GovernmentYard [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 23:05 ] |
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metalangel wrote: My knob just took out three suburbs of Hull. WHAT IS HER NAME? Eyes! Freckles! Hair! Oh, my oh my. |
Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 23:16 ] |
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"Chad" |
Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 23:50 ] |
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She gort er owun tumblurrr http://charlotteakachad.tumblr.com/ |
Author: | YOG [ Sat Sep 29, 2012 0:28 ] |
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"Chad Suicide" sounds like someone who'd hammer nails into his foreskin on some sort of Jackass knock-off. Not that I mean to disparage this woman, you understand... |
Author: | Warhead [ Sat Sep 29, 2012 0:59 ] |
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There's something oddly endearing about this girl taking a dump. |
Author: | metalangel [ Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:00 ] |
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Perhaps their photographer can finally come up with some new themes beyond "coyly drinking tea" and "naked behind some bushes in the park"? At least, I suppose, Suicide Girls show you everything whereas those "Front Army" girls show no minge, ever. |
Author: | Dimrill [ Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:07 ] |
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Am I the only person who prefers the "no minge show" option over "horribly held open and part-prolapsing" photogrumble? The suggestion is better that the predator's face in most cases. |
Author: | Wullie [ Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:09 ] |
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metalangel wrote: ... those "Front Army" girls show no minge, ever. Like that Sun advert in Viz. "BUMS, TITS, BUT DEFINITELY NO FANNYS!"
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Author: | TheFireFaerie [ Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:46 ] |
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Craster wrote: Saw that yesterday. It's properly fucking hot. Yes. And APOD thought it would be appropriate to introduce me to it. I refuse to watch the next one, mainly because I think they're genuis, and it will make me want to give it a go (in a no-one-else-would-EVER-see-it way) even more than I did after seeing the first one. |
Author: | metalangel [ Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:38 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Am I the only person who prefers the "no minge show" option over "horribly held open and part-prolapsing" photogrumble? The suggestion is better that the predator's face in most cases. I disagree here, because the concept behind most pictures where the girl is clearly naked but under instruction to conceal certain aspects of her nakedness but not others comes across as contrived in the extreme. It would take a special breed of pricktease as yet unconceived of by neither man nor womankind to sprawl naked and alluring and then say "well, you've seen my buttocks, off I go, bye!". It's for related reasons that I found Lucy Pinder's continued employment in the "Cover of Nuts" industry staggering as she somehow managed to make a career of NOT showing her tits. I like pretty girls as much as the next man but this raft of magazines that survives on poorly written articles and the "phwoar, mate" aspect of "eight sizzling pages" of bored women naked but not revealing so much as a nipple, especially in the age of Lobstertube, hard to comprehend. Even with the crazed "oh, but I have to see HER bits" feeling, I can't understand how it's lasted so long in the face of proper porn online. |
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