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Author:  Malabelm [ Fri May 25, 2012 20:07 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Did grim... Ever explain why the xhamster devs are so great?


Nope!

Author:  metalangel [ Sat May 26, 2012 23:45 ]
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http://i.imgur.com/FvX9c.gif

:hug:

Author:  Curiosity [ Sun May 27, 2012 20:14 ]
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metalangel wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/FvX9c.gif

:hug:


My word.

Author:  metalangel [ Sun May 27, 2012 20:16 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
My word.


I'm not sure if it's Shay Laren at it again.

Have you seen her playing Wii?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2 ... gnocca.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1kw ... r2_400.gif
http://i2.listal.com/image/2970856/600f ... rofile.jpg

Author:  TheVision [ Sun May 27, 2012 20:37 ]
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Makes a change to see someone actually playing a Wii.

Author:  Bear or Bust [ Mon May 28, 2012 16:58 ]
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A video tribute to dead pornstars with seriously shitty music.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon May 28, 2012 17:03 ]
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Lisa DeLeeuw is still alive, of course. That rumour just won't, ahem, die.

Author:  metalangel [ Tue May 29, 2012 0:36 ]
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This would be one of the most awesome lesbian scenes I've seen in a long time... except it's censored. :'(

The short-haired girl has awesome tits.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 29, 2012 0:40 ]
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How come they censor porn in Japan. Is there a reason besides "nudey bits"?

Author:  zaphod79 [ Tue May 29, 2012 6:31 ]
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Grim... wrote:
How come they censor porn in Japan. Is there a reason besides "nudey bits"?


http://www.japanprobe.com/2006/01/31/wh ... -censored/

Quote:
Unless you are a pure individual, you probably know that Japanese porn is censored. Male and female genitalia are censored using a mosaic blur. If you watch Japanese porn expecting to see the female crotch area, you will likely see something like this instead:

Why is this so? Why does Japan, one of the largest markets for pornography in the world, force film makers to censor their films?

Porn was first seriously restricted in Japan in the Meiji Era, when materials deemed “injurious to public morals” were banned [thanks to the introduction of Victorian morals from the West]. After Japan’s defeat in WW2, American occupation authorities changed many of Japan’s laws to guarantee freedom of speech and expression. Sadly, the occupation authorities decided that the pre-existing law regarding pornography didn’t need to be changed. It has remained in effect to this day.

While the 60 years after World War II saw the acceptance of uncensored pornography as freedom of expression in the West, Japan continued to consider it “injurious to public morals.” One still cannot legally buy a movie featuring fully visible hardcore action.

In recent years it seems that the definition of “injurious to public morals” has been relaxed. Ten years ago, pubic hair was censored: now it is not. Last year, the American film Kinsey was allowed to air in Japanese theaters uncensored. The scene in which Dr. Kinsey is giving a slideshow of penis/vagina picture made history as the first ever scene showing human genitalia allowed by the censors.

Does this mean we will be seeing uncensored porn anytime soon? Probably not; the display of genitalia in a serious educational setting is a far cry from pure porno. Until then most porn consumers within Japan cannot legally buy uncensored porn.

The uncensored Japanese porn that exists does so because 1) It was made for foreign export, or 2) It was illegally produced/uncensored. Certain machines, such as the one pictured above are supposedly capable of removing certain types of mosaic censoring. Various knobs are used to adjust settings to match the mosaic censoring, while a small joystick is used to target a certain area of the video. As one Japanese guy explained to me, “it is kind of hard to whack” when you have to concentrate on using your other hand to move the joystick and make sure the de-mosaic is centered on the action. This doesn’t stop Japanese guys from shelling out hundreds of bucks for such machines. Smarter men go onto the internet, where the uncensored movies made for export are downloadable from sites hosted outside Japan.

Censorship is enough to completely turn off most Americans to Japanese porn. They are so used to seeing hardcore penetration shots that the fact that they can’t actually see the genitals make the porn useless to them. It’s a shame, since some out there think that Japanese pornography is often far superior to American adult videos. Japanese porn doesn’t focus on the penetration shot, instead using a variety of direction styles to create a sex scene. Without censorship, most Japanese directors would be as lazy as their American counterparts, who rely heavily on close-ups of penetration. It is possible that Japan’s wacky and innovative porn is a partial response to censorship.

Author:  metalangel [ Tue May 29, 2012 10:40 ]
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For one thing, I think Japanese girls are some of the most beautiful in the world. For the other, because it's often filmed in such an interesting and erotic way, it's better to watch than the rather robotic American 'bend her over doggy style and pound away for 20 minutes from three different angles' stuff. Given the Japanese love of sex and erotica, you'd think this stupid law (which, according to the article commenters, is more of a tradition/custom) would be repealed.

I'd also hope some hikikomori would be sitting with one of those machines, going through all the films and de-mosaicing them to re-upload them out of sheer determination to purify the pornographer's craft.

I mean, it's just ridiculous. This girl spends 20 minutes graphically cramming her fingers up her ass and that's fine to show, but they've had to stick a plastic cover over her vagina lest you see it and become corrupted.

Author:  metalangel [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:43 ]
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Don't you love it when two of your favourites cum together?

Sunny Lane and Anna Pierceson!

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue May 29, 2012 16:31 ]
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metalangel wrote:
For one thing, I think Japanese girls are some of the most beautiful in the world.


Om nom nom nom nommmmm

Author:  metalangel [ Fri Jun 01, 2012 18:05 ]
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Woman from Purple Rain's big norks

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 19:13 ]
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Yes, Louis Theroux doc last night was very good. Kagny Lynn Carter featured quite prominently. Quite a moving little tribute to Jon Dough via footage from his first documentary intercut with his daughter. :(

The revisit to Rob Black reveals that a leopard indeed cannot change his spots, as he's as big a piece of shit as he always was. Never forget when his short lived wrestling promotion crossed paths with the wrestling forum I used to frequent. He was organising an internet show of a python eating a dog and got upset when he was reported to the authorities. Scum. Utter scum. Him and Max Hardcore can both roast as far as I'm concerned.

Author:  metalangel [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 19:17 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Him and Max Hardcore can both roast as far as I'm concerned.


Seconded. That scene where Melissa Ashley was giving Max Hardcore an nosh and he started to wee in her mouth and all over her face pretty much cemented his reputation as a cunt in my books.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 19:20 ]
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Did you ever see that documentary, very much like Louis', which followed an aspiring young British porn thicket as she tried to make a go of it in LA? I think it was Dick Nasty as her agent that booked her for a scene with Max where he did his usual violent filth of making her vomit etc, when she ran off mid-scene crying he used her love of her daughter as leverage to basically continue to rape her. It was fucking awful and he deserves jail or worse.

Author:  metalangel [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 19:24 ]
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I'd rather not. Seeing a few of his scenes was more than enough.

I think the first time I encountered him was when he was still fairly young (and hadn't become bizarre) and was doing a scene with a VERY young Vanessa Chase. I couldn't understand why anyone had decided a scene of this guy with thinning, curly hair desperately whacking at his thin, floppy cock onto this pretty girl's face was worthy of being a scene. Little did I know, eh?

Just type him and 'sadist' into Google for hours of upsetting reading material.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 20:19 ]
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I saw quite an interesting documentary about Annabel Chong (Wiki link - a little NSFW: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex:_The_A ... hong_Story ).
Worth a watch, IMO - she's almost simultaneously smart and crazy (she took part in a debate at Oxford (or maybe Cambridge) about porn, and held her head up quite well against the debate teams). There's a rather cringy/sad bit where she explains to her mother what it is she does for a living, too :S

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:43 ]
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There's a youtube interview with Pinky where she counts the money she made at the strip club the previous night (about $5000), then tells how her Father watches her videos in prison 8)

Author:  YOG [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:50 ]
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Did she not have a problem with it? The idea of her father masturbating to her videos, that is.

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:50 ]
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She just sort of shrugged it off.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:51 ]
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She looks like a girl he slept with once.

Author:  YOG [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 13:04 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
She just sort of shrugged it off.


Well, I suppose she won't have to look him in the eye very often, what with him being in the chokey. :p

Author:  Squirt [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 13:13 ]
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YOG wrote:
Did she not have a problem with it? The idea of her father masturbating to her videos, that is.


He just appreciates them from a cinematography viewpoint. He also reads playboy just for the articles.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 19:28 ]
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In fairness, the articles in Playboy were often very good. I've not bought it since I moved to Abingdon.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 19:30 ]
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Good choice, it'll be much worse in Abingdon.

Author:  metalangel [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 15:10 ]
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I was going to say how I love the rather abrupt transition in this one, but it's just a weird edited version of the full version.. Plus one looks a little bit like Carly Rae Jepsen.

"Yes, I am totally satisfied with my boob job."

You want to see an ginge do an Indian? Course you do. They don't quite seem to get the idea and after half an hour nothing's happened. Fortunately, the Dutch come to the rescue with an sort-of blonde and an Indian who come up with a creative way to use one of those sprung sit-up abdominal exercise thingies. Plus, it might just be the way she pulls it out of her top but the blonde seems to have a weird left boob.

This one starts off promising and then just as it's getting good and a third girl arrives and hurriedly tears off her clothes... it ends.

Author:  metalangel [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 21:52 ]
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Image

Author:  TheVision [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 22:44 ]
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I don't normally post here but... :blown:

NSFW obviously.
http://www.pornoimg.com/uploads/2012/04/29/remy1_1335655348.gif

Author:  metalangel [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 18:13 ]
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Downloaded this one ages ago, it's awesome. Two rather sensual Japanese girls make the sex in a bathhouse.

Remember her with the ridiculous puffy nipples? She's back! In a number of videos!

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 15:21 ]
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Oops, I promised to link this for Meaty after the BB2, but then I forgot.

http://xhamster.com/movies/258550/vinta ... ation.html

Author:  Hearthly [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 16:10 ]
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'Vintage puffy nipples collection.'

There is indeed nothing that the internet will not cater for.

Author:  metalangel [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 16:26 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Oops, I promised to link this for Meaty after the BB2, but then I forgot.

http://xhamster.com/movies/258550/vinta ... ation.html


That's excellent, thank you.

Hang on, some of that is really old, like black and white! It must predate the invention of sex in the late 60s!

Author:  Zardoz [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 20:13 ]
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I thought Puffy Nipples was one of Sean Combs aliases.

Author:  Hearthly [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 20:17 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
I thought Puffy Nipples was one of Sean Combs aliases.


Don't talk about the Diddymeister like that, you're liable to get a cap popped in yo' ass.

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 22:07 ]
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It won't be the first thing that's popped in his ass.

Author:  Zardoz [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 23:02 ]
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No, that was your Mums hymen.

Author:  Hearthly [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 23:04 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
No, that was your Mums hymen.


That doesn't even make sense.

Author:  Zardoz [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 23:05 ]
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Frigid prude.

Author:  Cras [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 23:07 ]
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Not even a tiny bit of sense. And you know all about tiny bits. Because you have a really small penis.

Author:  Zardoz [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 23:40 ]
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It only looks small because your Mums arse is colossal.

Author:  Hearthly [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 23:45 ]
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Author:  Zardoz [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 23:46 ]
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No, it's just the Isle of Man.

Author:  Curiosity [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:16 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
No, it's just the Isle of Man.


You love man?

Author:  metalangel [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 15:03 ]
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She has a very nice body. Shame it was filmed on a potato in a room with only one 40W light bulb.

Lovely white skin. Alphaporno stuff seems to cut off before the end of the clip sometimes, though...

She does indeed havenice legs. Best skip to about 4:00 in unless you like footjobs, though (thanks for not warning me, stupid video uploady person)

Just a normal, pretty girl with slightly odd tits. What makes it amusing is that the guy is absolutely shattered by the time he's done, and she is clearly up for another round but he can barely stand up after his exertions.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 18:11 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
No, it's just the Isle of Man.


You love man?

No gingers, sorry.

Author:  metalangel [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 18:25 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
No gingers, sorry.


One day an lush ginge were in the woods and reading something that wasn't 50 Shades of Hype when she was overcome by the frisky.

Author:  metalangel [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 14:47 ]
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Rude gifs!

Juicy!

Num nums!

Putting the clams together

Bigguns 1

Bigguns 2: The Embigguning

*drowns in own drool*

MOAR!

Author:  metalangel [ Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:16 ]
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Can anyone tell what book that is which has interested her so?

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