I can do many things, but DP a lady on my own is not one of them

Dur.

Enough N-Dubz shit, MORE porn!

WHO LOVES FLAME? NSFW

Flame gets DP'd

Flame gets it

Flame has a busy day at work, part 1

Flame at work, part 2

Flame lesbi-again

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Ginge with freckles. MmmmmMmmMMMmm.
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Now, that's a meaty cloven tuft.

Now, that's a meaty cloven tuft.

Spunk shots, general jizz and creampies are horrid things and nature has designed it to be horrible, so that we want to hide it as far up ladies* as possible, and this is why girls* who swallow it all straight down are loveliest**. I do not get the porn obsession with it... just fire it all in there and shake hands on a job well done, for pity's sake.

Spaff everywhere = messy and difficult to sort out at the best of times. But it doesn't do you any harm so ingestion is key.

*or men, or bottoms and sundry variations thereof.

** I honestly can't praise you lot highly enough. Really brilliant work there, you guys. Proper commitment to awesomeness and 'prevention over cure'. If you feel you'd like to do more, get in touch.

FYI, GY, 'creampie' typically refers to spaffing in the vag or bum, not the gob.

Yes, I know

You are entirely correct about the 'wanking finish' though. We're only going to see more of it once condoms become mandatory, as those things can delay orgasm almost forever sometimes. There's noting worse than pumping away ten minutes after she's finished and wants the loo, better to get it out and get it over with or stick it elsewhere and increase the friction.

I actually don't really care for pr0n where the man, faced with a gorgeous naked girl who is clearly willing to use any of her fun parts, decides the best way to conclude is to JERK OFF. I actually mutter 'fail' or 'loser' and watch something else instead. It's only slight less rubbish when she does the jerking.* **This is especially boggling for 'WOW AWESOME BLOWJOB VIDEO' where the man, receiving lots of extra special attention, actually pull away from her so that he can finish himself off.

DUDE. YOU HAVE A LIFETIME OF FINISHING YOURSELF OFF. GIRL WHO IS BEING PAID TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IS ONLY HERE RIGHT NOW.

It's just a general porn thing though isn't it, as if he dumps his load inside of her, there's really not much for the viewer to see.

I'm sure the guys aren't expressing their own personal preference as to where they want to present their special man jelly.

Clicked this thread by accident.

Goodness me.

On the other hand, life imitates art in some regards, since the dawn of internet porn.

It's just a general porn thing though isn't it, as if he dumps his load inside of her, there's really not much for the viewer to see.

You mean men want to shoot their load onto girls since they started seeing it in porn?

I'd like to think you're wrong but I have read/heard/anecdotes/etc that anal is now considered 'normal' and/or 'expected' in some quarters and that 'on the face' is pretty much in the same situation.

Not good.

The 'young people' I worked with up here seem to think porn is how one is supposed to do it, as opposed to one of many options, most of which are better. What I've seen of them at it* bears this out.

Generally, if I can see naked women, I'm sorted. Jizz is inessential. You can tell when a guy's come because he stops having sex. I don't feel ripped off if I don't see cords of reproductive mucas arcing across the frame. I still wouldn't even if I'd ever paid for porn.

I think that's part of the reason I like Japanese porn. They aren't as beholden to American porn tropes and so blowjobs end with a mouthful of spaff.

I think that's part of the reason I like Japanese porn. They aren't as beholden to American porn tropes.

The only time she was allowed to get the guy off herself was when she was giving a blowjob to a midget in a genie costume (really).

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I enjoy nekkid ladies a lot more if they don't look miserable.