ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
metalangel wrote:
2girls1finger is very fucked up too.
Synopsis please.
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
If it was b3ta it'd be arses from /talk. The boring shits. I suspect it was 4chan *spits* though. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:25 ] |
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metalangel wrote: 2girls1finger is very fucked up too. Synopsis please. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:28 ] |
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: metalangel wrote: 2girls1finger is very fucked up too. Synopsis please. ( + )( + ) ( + )( + )
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| Author: | Cavey [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:33 ] |
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Lads at work tried to show me a video clip called "The Big Lunch" one time, basically some large-breasted, semi-naked woman in a nurses uniform (for reasons that remain unclear to me), eating a huge human turd from a carefully packed lunchbox. I think I managed 6 secs. before it was either a case of looking away/running so I could not hear the audio, or projectile boiking Exorcist-style on the spot. I have never, ever seen anything so utterly foul in my entire life.
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:38 ] |
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Nurses with big tits are disgusting I agree. Actually the threesome happy slappy ex I mentioned earlier was a nurse, with big tits. Pretty sure she didn't eat shit though. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:40 ] |
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: Actually the threesome happy slappy ex I mentioned earlier was a nurse, with big tits. Pretty sure she didn't eat shit though. Only your pet mouse does that. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:43 ] |
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No no you moron, only the snake does that. Sheesh. Did none of you pay attention to the cartoons? |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:52 ] |
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I watch much sicker porn than you while eating much hotter food, garrotting Rodafowa with my floppy cock shaft, and having the biggest shit in the world. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:59 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: I watch much sicker porn than you while eating much hotter food, garrotting Rodafowa with my floppy cock shaft, and having the biggest shit in the world. Links pls. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 19:11 ] |
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The infamous link that BROKE ZARDOZ. DO NOT VISIT IT. NSFW FUCKED UP STUFF. prolapseparty.net (the name should be enough of a hint to not visit it) |
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| Author: | flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 19:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
metalangel wrote: The infamous link that BROKE ZARDOZ. DO NOT VISIT IT. NSFW FUCKED UP STUFF. prolapseparty.net (the name should be enough of a hint to not visit it) *Adds to favourites* |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 19:22 ] |
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I am so not clicking that. |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 19:35 ] |
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A question: men like 'lesbian' porn, do women like gay porn? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:19 ] |
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I don't like lesbian pie. Hahaha autocorrect! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:20 ] |
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Mmmm. Pie. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:23 ] |
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It didn't break me, but it certainly didn't encourage me to massage Kojak. I've never eaten Dragon fruit since. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:25 ] |
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Pundabaya wrote: A question: men like 'lesbian' porn, do women like gay porn? Lesbians are gay. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:40 ] |
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Grim... wrote: I don't like lesbian pie. Hahaha autocorrect!  I think we've been over this one before. It doesn't do much for me. I need cock 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 21:29 ] |
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The x-art lesbo stuff is very good. Generally though, I'm with Malabelm. I HEART COCK |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 21:51 ] |
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Found this the other day: NSFW Link Two 'real' looking girls having quite sensual lesbian sex for nearly an hour. |
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| Author: | flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 22:29 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: The x-art lesbo stuff is very good. Generally though, I'm with Malabelm. I HEART COCK Twice as much cock in gay porn, be right up your street, that. I thought the same was true of most men, the preference for regular, straight porn? One of the joiners at work was telling me about some "documentary" he watched, where they monitored the brain activity and heart rate of a number of men and women while getting them to watch porn. The men all responded to the straight porn, some to lesbian porn, no response to gay porn; they showed them animals mating too, allegedly - no response. Then they showed the same stuff to the women. He reckoned all of them responded, to some degree, to everything. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 22:30 ] |
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flis wrote: One of the joiners at work was telling me about some "documentary" he watched, where they monitored the brain activity and heart rate of a number of men and women while getting them to watch porn. The men all responded to the straight porn, some to lesbian porn, no response to gay porn; they showed them animals mating too, allegedly - no response. Then they showed the same stuff to the women. He reckoned all of them responded, to some degree, to everything. That just proves that women like watching telly. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 22:45 ] |
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devilman wrote: flis wrote: One of the joiners at work was telling me about some "documentary" he watched, where they monitored the brain activity and heart rate of a number of men and women while getting them to watch porn. The men all responded to the straight porn, some to lesbian porn, no response to gay porn; they showed them animals mating too, allegedly - no response. Then they showed the same stuff to the women. He reckoned all of them responded, to some degree, to everything. That just proves that women like watching telly. 
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 22:55 ] |
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devilman wrote: flis wrote: One of the joiners at work was telling me about some "documentary" he watched, where they monitored the brain activity and heart rate of a number of men and women while getting them to watch porn. The men all responded to the straight porn, some to lesbian porn, no response to gay porn; they showed them animals mating too, allegedly - no response. Then they showed the same stuff to the women. He reckoned all of them responded, to some degree, to everything. That just proves that women like watching telly. sod post of the week, that's post of the year! Brilliant! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 23:07 ] |
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flis wrote: One of the joiners at work was telling me about some "documentary" he watched, where they monitored the brain activity and heart rate of a number of men and women while getting them to watch porn. The men all responded to the straight porn, some to lesbian porn, no response to gay porn; they showed them animals mating too, allegedly - no response. Then they showed the same stuff to the women. He reckoned all of them responded, to some degree, to everything. I saw that, and he's pretty much spot on. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 23:09 ] |
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Grim... wrote: I saw that, and he's pretty much spot on. Have you done similar experiments with a wide variety of test subjects and came to the same conclusions as well? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 23:10 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Grim... wrote: I saw that, and he's pretty much spot on. Have you done similar experiments with a wide variety of test subjects and came to the same conclusions as well? I'd probably have said "I've tried that" if that were the case. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 23:11 ] |
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I thought you meant you compared your results to his, and found them identical other than yours having been written in crayon. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 0:43 ] |
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metalangel wrote: Found this the other day: NSFW Link Two 'real' looking girls having quite sensual lesbian sex for nearly an hour. Dykes take bloody ages it's annoying when one gets drunk and goes straight for a few hours it's like 'fucking change actions already I'm starting to think about work tomorrow'. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 0:45 ] |
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It's possible to come on someone's tits while fucking them up the arse if they're a bit bendy. Simply shoot your muck so hard it traverses the entire alimentary canal, whereupon she leans as far forward as she can go and lets it dribble out. Presto! Will also work on boys but with less impressive tits in the majority of cases. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 0:47 ] |
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metalangel wrote: Found this the other day: NSFW Link Two 'real' looking girls having quite sensual lesbian sex for nearly an hour. Mate you can navigate to any point in those videos, you know that, don't you? |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 0:58 ] |
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GovernmentYard wrote: metalangel wrote: Found this the other day: NSFW Link Two 'real' looking girls having quite sensual lesbian sex for nearly an hour. Mate you can navigate to any point in those videos, you know that, don't you? Is the tutor who they based the Velma character on in Scooby Doo? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:27 ] |
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Wait, what? *clicks* |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:58 ] |
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That Sccoby Doo Porn Parody is surprisingly good fun. And the girl playing Velma, Bobbi Starr, is right up my alley, as it were. |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:14 ] |
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metalangel wrote: Found this the other day: Two 'real' looking girls having quite sensual lesbian sex for nearly an hour. The company went bust but there are a number of bellezza videos out there and they are all of a similar quality |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 15:24 ] |
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Another website to join prolapseparty, barnyardbitches, and houseofpiss on my "website I'll never click a link for": begginforapeggin |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 16:32 ] |
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That sounds like men being done by women with strapons. Bleurgh! |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Wed Feb 15, 2012 18:17 ] |
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WARNING: HARROWING ANAL THING http://www.efukt.com/20958_Innovative_A ... l_Sex.html  keep watching, she does 'it' again... |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Feb 15, 2012 18:24 ] |
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Fuck's sake man, can you not warn us that it's one of your harrowing anal things? |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 15:43 ] |
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Now there's a mental image I could do without. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 19:11 ] |
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ALL LINKS NSFW, OBVIOUSLY. If you like your women to be properly nice and juicy, check out Angela White. (NSFW) She's canny about getting her videos removed, though, so the best of luck to you. I saw her in a great lesbian scene in a farm with a redhead, that's been removed. She is epic, as is what happens at 04:45 in that video. (NSFW) She's from Ozmalia too. Unfortunately, bad choice of porn name, as search engines will dilute the results with 'white' ass, boobs, girl, cock, everything. Bah. You also need to be careful, searching for 'Angela' found me this video in which someone's jowly mother has sex with an awkward chavette in need of a head transplant.
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 19:12 ] |
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I know her oeuvre well. London Andrews is similarly amazing. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 19:18 ] |
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Of course, neither are as fine as Karina Hart. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 22:08 ] |
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Holly Valance? Not too bothered, personally. (NSFW) |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 22:08 ] |
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London Andrews has *all* the hips |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 22:12 ] |
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Valance has a glorious arse. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 23:33 ] |
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metalangel wrote: Holly Valance? Not too bothered, personally. (NSFW) I've had this on DVD for ages and never watched it.. Why didn't someone tell me this scene was on there? Good grief.. It's great! |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 23:35 ] |
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I disagree. Clothed, holly valance is one of the most beautiful things imaginable. That clip is horrific. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Fri Feb 24, 2012 0:04 ] |
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TheVision wrote: metalangel wrote: Holly Valance? Not too bothered, personally. (NSFW) I've had this on DVD for ages and never watched it.. Why didn't someone tell me this scene was on there? Good grief.. It's great! It isn't, the scene on the dvd doesn't show any rude bits. I'm not entirely convinced that rudey clip hasn't been digitally played with... |
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| Author: | Cras [ Fri Feb 24, 2012 0:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I was convinced that I certainly didn't see any boobs in that scene when I watched the film. |
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