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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I think she's calling Ramsea fat. |
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| Author: | flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: flis wrote: you don't always date people because you're looking for something meaningful and long-term. I think this is where we differ. I am. I find anything else pretty meaningless and unsatisfying. What, even when you were younger? I didn't want a serious, long-term relationship with anyone I was seeing before I decided to get married. ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: flis wrote: Yeah, me too. That's no way to talk about.... wait... which one is your squeeze again? I forget, pick one for me and I'll see if they feel familiar. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: flis wrote: you don't always date people because you're looking for something meaningful and long-term. I think this is where we differ. I am. I find anything else pretty meaningless and unsatisfying. What, even when you were younger? I didn't want a serious, long-term relationship with anyone I was seeing before I decided to get married. 
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:40 ] |
| Post subject: | The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
DavPaz wrote: ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: That's no way to talk about.... wait... which one is your squeeze again? *picks a random fatty* Malabelm. Fucker  The very thought of me and Flis  Oh. |
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| Author: | flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Malabelm wrote: The very thought of me and Flis You really are filthy...Can you do that over my tits while you fuck my arse? Hang on. Oh, how embarrassing. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: What, even when you were younger? I didn't want a serious, long-term relationship with anyone I was seeing before I decided to get married. There's some kind of logical break there. How can you ever get married if you're never looking for anything serious and long term to start with? I've fucked around with plenty of people in the short term but only because I thought they had potential beyond a quick fling. The fact it turns out they didn't is just a bit unfortunate
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
You just see where relationships go.... I guess that is what flis did, and it ended up long term. It is certainly what happened in my current one, and we have now been together 2 years. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
MetalAngel needs to get back in here and post a load of links to get this topic back on track. Tits, man. |
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| Author: | flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: There's some kind of logical break there. How can you ever get married if you're never looking for anything serious and long term to start with? I've fucked around with plenty of people in the short term but only because I thought they had potential beyond a quick fling. The fact it turns out they didn't is just a bit unfortunate That's sometimes the best way....We got on, we started seeing each other, I never set out with a 5 year plan or hoping I'd be with him forever. It just evolved. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
hello is this thing on! |
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| Author: | flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: MetalAngel needs to get back in here and post a load of links to get this topic back on track. Tits, man. Sorry. Yeah, more tits! |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
So anyway this big fatties hand dwafted my cock like the opening of Star Wars. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:12 ] |
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: She had a 'friend' who was amenable to fucking some random guy she'd never met. From what I came to understand the two of them would occasionally go at it alone when she was single, yet she also utterly refused to consider herself bisexual. Yeah, thats really weird and unusual. Like maybe a third of all women 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: Malabelm wrote: The very thought of me and Flis You really are filthy...Can you do that over my tits while you fuck my arse? Hang on. Oh, how embarrassing. That... I can't quite picture how that would be physically possible. |
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| Author: | flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
DavPaz wrote: flis wrote: Malabelm wrote: The very thought of me and Flis You really are filthy...Can you do that over my tits while you fuck my arse? Hang on. Oh, how embarrassing. That... I can't quite picture how that would be physically possible. What? Puking on someones tits while fucking their arse...? |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Yep. Show me... |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
... Seriously, are there people out there that like being barfed on, whilst being "chutney shuffled"? Man, I really am sexually naive. You'd need a crackingly good washing machine and a hefty stockpile of Vanish in that house. "Trust pink" indeed. 
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| Author: | flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
DavPaz wrote: Yep. Show me... You can have bumsex while lying on your back, you don't have to be a contortionist. I'll show you in March Watch some porn, it happens loads. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:45 ] |
| Post subject: | The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
DavPaz wrote: Yep. Show me... You're so adorable 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 16:02 ] |
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Malabelm wrote: DavPaz wrote: Yep. Show me... You're so adorable Yep. Show me. *unzips* |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 16:04 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Malabelm wrote: DavPaz wrote: Yep. Show me... You're so adorable Yep. Show me. *unzips* If you'd like to lie down there and get comfortable - Flis will be along shortly to peg you. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 16:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: Yeah, more tits! TITS (NSFW) flis wrote: You can have bumsex while lying on your back, you don't have to be a contortionist. I'll show you in March Watch some porn, it happens loads. Up the bum while on her back (13:45 in) NSFW Up the bum while on her back (8:52 in) NSFW Just missionary position but lift your legs slightly. |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 16:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Any upchucking going on? Otherwise it don't count. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 16:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Captain Caveman wrote: Any upchucking going on? Otherwise it don't count. Only from Gnomes
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Idea for porno: A threesome. One girl with the squits takes it up the arse before switching around, and then the other takes it too deep down the throat, spews all over everyone, and everything. Then they all just keep going. Probably already been done. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Google SWAP.avi. Actually... don't. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Quote: swap avi a shock scat movie (50 minutes long) in which 4 brazilian sluts shit into each others anuses, shit back out the shit, eat the shit, vomit onto each other, vomit into their assholes, suck the vomit out of their assholes, etc. far worse than 2girls1cup OR 2girls1finger. 2 girls 1 finger? Never seen whatever the hell that is. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
DavPaz wrote: Google SWAP.avi. Actually... don't. Yeah, it's worse than 2girls1cup. 2girls1finger is very fucked up too. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Wasn't the story of SWAP something like some brazilian porn studio saying "You order it, we'll make it", and the denizens of B3ta or somewhere similar decided to take up the challenge? Or is that a myth? |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
It was SomethingAwful who did it. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors ... wapavi.php |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:20 ] |
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If it was b3ta it'd be arses from /talk. The boring shits. I suspect it was 4chan *spits* though. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
metalangel wrote: 2girls1finger is very fucked up too. Synopsis please. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: metalangel wrote: 2girls1finger is very fucked up too. Synopsis please. ( + )( + ) ( + )( + )
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| Author: | Cavey [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Lads at work tried to show me a video clip called "The Big Lunch" one time, basically some large-breasted, semi-naked woman in a nurses uniform (for reasons that remain unclear to me), eating a huge human turd from a carefully packed lunchbox. I think I managed 6 secs. before it was either a case of looking away/running so I could not hear the audio, or projectile boiking Exorcist-style on the spot. I have never, ever seen anything so utterly foul in my entire life.
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Nurses with big tits are disgusting I agree. Actually the threesome happy slappy ex I mentioned earlier was a nurse, with big tits. Pretty sure she didn't eat shit though. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: Actually the threesome happy slappy ex I mentioned earlier was a nurse, with big tits. Pretty sure she didn't eat shit though. Only your pet mouse does that. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:43 ] |
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No no you moron, only the snake does that. Sheesh. Did none of you pay attention to the cartoons? |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I watch much sicker porn than you while eating much hotter food, garrotting Rodafowa with my floppy cock shaft, and having the biggest shit in the world. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 17:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Dimrill wrote: I watch much sicker porn than you while eating much hotter food, garrotting Rodafowa with my floppy cock shaft, and having the biggest shit in the world. Links pls. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 19:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
The infamous link that BROKE ZARDOZ. DO NOT VISIT IT. NSFW FUCKED UP STUFF. prolapseparty.net (the name should be enough of a hint to not visit it) |
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| Author: | flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 19:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
metalangel wrote: The infamous link that BROKE ZARDOZ. DO NOT VISIT IT. NSFW FUCKED UP STUFF. prolapseparty.net (the name should be enough of a hint to not visit it) *Adds to favourites* |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 19:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I am so not clicking that. |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 19:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
A question: men like 'lesbian' porn, do women like gay porn? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I don't like lesbian pie. Hahaha autocorrect! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Mmmm. Pie. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:23 ] |
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It didn't break me, but it certainly didn't encourage me to massage Kojak. I've never eaten Dragon fruit since. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Pundabaya wrote: A question: men like 'lesbian' porn, do women like gay porn? Lesbians are gay. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:40 ] |
| Post subject: | The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Grim... wrote: I don't like lesbian pie. Hahaha autocorrect! I think we've been over this one before. It doesn't do much for me. I need cock 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 21:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
The x-art lesbo stuff is very good. Generally though, I'm with Malabelm. I HEART COCK |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 21:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Found this the other day: NSFW Link Two 'real' looking girls having quite sensual lesbian sex for nearly an hour. |
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