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Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 20:46 ]
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Milk and no sugar, thanks, Dimrill.

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 20:47 ]
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That's your favourite joke ever, isn't it?

Author:  metalangel [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 23:00 ]
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All NSFW:

Talented

WHEN SUDDENLY!

Her off the BT adverts

Oh yeah, that's why he married her

Happy

HOORAY FOR GRADIENTS!

Wow

This is a good spot, let me get out my tackle

Mmmm... num nums

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:14 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
That's your favourite joke ever, isn't it?

It's in my top three.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:56 ]
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All very interesting images Angel. I wonder how you'd phrase the advert for a photoshoot asking for 10-15 women to lie naked in a circle.

Author:  Trooper [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:59 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
All very interesting images Angel. I wonder how you'd phrase the advert for a photoshoot asking for 10-15 women to lie naked in a circle.


Models required, money paid.

Author:  metalangel [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:38 ]
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The palest one (also biggest tits) seems to have inverted nipples :luv:

Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 16:48 ]
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Oh for... Cheggit's gone for good. Bloody heck and flip.

Author:  GovernmentYard [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 18:57 ]
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metalangel wrote:


Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would.

Author:  GovernmentYard [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 19:00 ]
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metalangel wrote:
The palest one (also biggest tits) seems to have inverted nipples :luv:


Had a French girlfriend once with inverted nipples. When she stayed over, she'd get up before me and make a lovely breakfast.

Author:  Trooper [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 19:14 ]
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GovernmentYard wrote:
metalangel wrote:
The palest one (also biggest tits) seems to have inverted nipples :luv:


Had a French girlfriend once with inverted nipples. When she stayed over, she'd get up before me and make a lovely breakfast.


That is one hell of a euphemism.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 21:44 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Oh for... Cheggit's gone for good. Bloody heck and flip.


Although Empornium has just reopened (under new management and nothing really there yet but it and Puretna closing was what moved me to Cheggit)

Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 23:13 ]
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Has it? Hmm. I still get the IIS7 logo for them :S

Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 23:16 ]
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Oh, they've changed to .me instead of .us. Sounds like someone's just hijacked the name then.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 0:13 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Oh, they've changed to .me instead of .us. Sounds like someone's just hijacked the name then.


http://www.empornium.info/

And yes its probably someone who stole the name rather than the people who were doing it before but if it gets a lot of the posters / seeders from Cheggit then it could work

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 0:17 ]
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There's quite a few. after.cheggit is a new tag there.

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:31 ]
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This thread has gone right down the tubes.

I want more revelations and opinions about members foibles, preferences, sexual disasters, etc.

It was getting quite interesting for a while, back there.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:36 ]
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I once had an ex that wanted to be slapped around during sex. Is that any good to you?

Author:  metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:37 ]
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Here, have some porn:

NSFW Linky

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:39 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
I once had an ex that wanted to be slapped around during sex. Is that any good to you?

What's her address.?

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:42 ]
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Actually if you're in the Manchester area, probably not far. She lived in Didsbury last time I checked.

This would be the same ex that asked for a threesome*. Yeah, she was weird.


* with another woman, obv.

Author:  flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:43 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Actually if you're in the Manchester area, probably not far. She lived in Didsbury last time I checked.

This would be the same ex that asked for a threesome*. Yeah, she was weird.


* with another woman, obv.


You lucky bastard.

Author:  metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:44 ]
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Beginning to think you're weird, man. Turned down a threesome? Was the other woman minging or something?

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:49 ]
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She had a 'friend' who was amenable to fucking some random guy she'd never met. From what I came to understand the two of them would occasionally go at it alone when she was single, yet she also utterly refused to consider herself bisexual.

But actually while the concept of a threesome makes for a good porn plot, in the reality of life when you're looking for a meaningful monogamous relationship with someone, the notion of sharing them, or being shared, really doesn't appeal. Actually I found the whole concept pretty horrible.

My eventual conclusion is that the girl was a bit of a fucked up moron, so I happily broke it off.

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:51 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Actually if you're in the Manchester area, probably not far. She lived in Didsbury last time I checked.

Curently residing in Chorlton-cum-Hardy :hat: but I lived in Didsbury in my formative years.
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
.....

But actually while the concept of a threesome makes for a good porn plot, in the reality of life when you're looking for a meaningful monogamous relationship with someone, the notion of sharing them, or being shared, really doesn't appeal. Actually I found the whole concept pretty horrible.

:this:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
My eventual conclusion is that the girl was a bit of a fucked up moron, so I happily broke it off.

Did you manage to reattach it?

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:52 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Did you manage to reattach it?

*snorts drink* :DD

Author:  metalangel [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:31 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
My eventual conclusion is that the girl was a bit of a fucked up moron, so I happily broke it off.


"Awww hon, I know I freaked you out with that whole ménage a trois thing. I'm sorry. Hey, I know, I'll make it up to you. I'll let you do me up the arse!"

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:37 ]
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She would have as well, the filthy bitch.

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:11 ]
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You Sir and an unusual soul...

Author:  Cavey [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:23 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
You Sir and an unusual soul...


Oh, I dunno about that. It's not that unusual to be seeking someone for a monogamous, long term relationship (a "nice girl" if you will)?

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing *at all* against those who 'swing', have 'open' marriages, enjoy multiple sexual partners incl. at the same or whatever, but equally, I've nothing against those who just want a quiet marriage and a loyal wife either. It just boils down to what you, and your partner(s) want, as I said earlier.

Personally I would never share Mrs C with anyone and she feels the same way, so we're well suited, hence we've been together for 20 years and counting.

(Mind you, having said that, I do like her to put on all my leather biking gear, not to mention PVC and unfeasibly long-heeled, tall boots. In hotels. :hat: )

Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:36 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
I once had an ex that wanted to be slapped around during sex. Is that any good to you?


Not that unusual. A surprising number of people get off on a little pain. There are certainly weirder things to come across.

Author:  Trooper [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:37 ]
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Malabelm wrote:
There are certainly weirder things to come across.


It's true, i've seen the videos.

Author:  flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 13:54 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:

But actually while the concept of a threesome makes for a good porn plot, in the reality of life when you're looking for a meaningful monogamous relationship with someone, the notion of sharing them, or being shared, really doesn't appeal. Actually I found the whole concept pretty horrible.


I can understand that, if you're in a relationship like you describe but it's harmless fun in the right situation. I mean, you don't always date people because you're looking for something meaningful and long-term.

Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:04 ]
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I had sex with a fatty recently (no one on here mind) and it was strangely awesome. Just sayin'.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:06 ]
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Ian Fairies wrote:
I had sex with a fatty recently (no one on here mind) and it was strangely awesome. Just sayin'.

*applauds*

Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:09 ]
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Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

...under a mound of tit.

Author:  flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:10 ]
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Ian Fairies wrote:
I had sex with a fatty recently


Yeah, me too.

Ian Fairies wrote:
(no one on here mind) and it was strangely awesome. Just sayin'.


Oh. Never mind.

Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:19 ]
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flis wrote:
Ian Fairies wrote:
I had sex with a fatty recently


Yeah, me too.

Ian Fairies wrote:
(no one on here mind) and it was strangely awesome. Just sayin'.


Oh. Never mind.


:DD

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:19 ]
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flis wrote:
you don't always date people because you're looking for something meaningful and long-term.

I think this is where we differ. I am. I find anything else pretty meaningless and unsatisfying.

flis wrote:
Yeah, me too.

That's no way to talk about.... wait... which one is your squeeze again?

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:23 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
That's no way to talk about.... wait... which one is your squeeze again?

*picks a random fatty*

Malabelm.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:28 ]
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I think she's calling Ramsea fat.

Author:  flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:36 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
flis wrote:
you don't always date people because you're looking for something meaningful and long-term.

I think this is where we differ. I am. I find anything else pretty meaningless and unsatisfying.


What, even when you were younger? I didn't want a serious, long-term relationship with anyone I was seeing before I decided to get married.

ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
flis wrote:
Yeah, me too.

That's no way to talk about.... wait... which one is your squeeze again?


I forget, pick one for me and I'll see if they feel familiar.

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:37 ]
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flis wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
flis wrote:
you don't always date people because you're looking for something meaningful and long-term.

I think this is where we differ. I am. I find anything else pretty meaningless and unsatisfying.


What, even when you were younger? I didn't want a serious, long-term relationship with anyone I was seeing before I decided to get married.



:this:

Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:40 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
That's no way to talk about.... wait... which one is your squeeze again?

*picks a random fatty*

Malabelm.


Fucker :D The very thought of me and Flis :spew:

Oh.

Author:  flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:44 ]
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Malabelm wrote:

The very thought of me and Flis :spew:



You really are filthy...Can you do that over my tits while you fuck my arse?

Hang on. Oh, how embarrassing.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:54 ]
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flis wrote:
What, even when you were younger? I didn't want a serious, long-term relationship with anyone I was seeing before I decided to get married.

There's some kind of logical break there. How can you ever get married if you're never looking for anything serious and long term to start with?

I've fucked around with plenty of people in the short term but only because I thought they had potential beyond a quick fling. The fact it turns out they didn't is just a bit unfortunate :D

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:56 ]
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You just see where relationships go.... I guess that is what flis did, and it ended up long term.

It is certainly what happened in my current one, and we have now been together 2 years.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:59 ]
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MetalAngel needs to get back in here and post a load of links to get this topic back on track. Tits, man.

Author:  flis [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:02 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
There's some kind of logical break there. How can you ever get married if you're never looking for anything serious and long term to start with?

I've fucked around with plenty of people in the short term but only because I thought they had potential beyond a quick fling. The fact it turns out they didn't is just a bit unfortunate :D


That's sometimes the best way....We got on, we started seeing each other, I never set out with a 5 year plan or hoping I'd be with him forever. It just evolved.

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 15:03 ]
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hello is this thing on!

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