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Author:  Cavey [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 19:36 ]
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Oh man alive.
Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 19:40 ]
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:D Have I broken the thread now?

There's nothing innately dirty about an arse. You can clean it quite extensively.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 19:41 ]
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Malabelm wrote:
You can clean it quite extensively.

With your tongue, if your comments are anything to go by. 8)
Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 19:47 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
You can clean it quite extensively.

With your tongue, if your comments are anything to go by. 8)


You paint it like I'm licking actual shit.

I knew a girl who wouldn't give blowjobs because that's where pee comes out. I wouldn't drink piss, either.
Author:  Cavey [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 19:49 ]
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Hey mate, from my POV, whatever lights your candle mate, fair do's! It's just not for me, is all. Perhaps I am a prudish old bastard. :D

edit: I so *do* hope you have a good mouthwash, mind. :D
Author:  flis [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 19:55 ]
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This is now my absolute favourite thread.

9/10
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 19:55 ]
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Urgh. The most I've ever done is use it as a chin rest.
Author:  TheVision [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:05 ]
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Whilst you're playing Xbox?
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:05 ]
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flis wrote:
This is now my absolute favourite thread.

9/10


I'm holding at 8/10 pending someone declaring golden showers to be the best thing ever.
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:08 ]
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Malabelm wrote:
:D Have I broken the thread now?

There's nothing innately dirty about an arse. You can clean it quite extensively.

Given that my pinkie had seen a lot of rectal action during sex before I ever sent the tank up one, and I'd never discovered post coital excrement over my hands, I think that the pooh aspect to anal had gone from my mind before I popped my bum cherry.
Author:  Pundabaya [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:10 ]
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Ah, so that's why you needed all those beard-nets. Preventing irritation for her, and stops you having dingleberry-beard.
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:13 ]
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Pundabaya wrote:
and stops you having dingleberry-beard.


Ah, now you're not getting me with that one. They're a folk band from Norfolk.
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:28 ]
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Oh, and Gaz, here's your new avatar.

Image
Author:  metalangel [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:36 ]
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Zio wrote:

Quite. They ruin regular sex


You have enough kids to start your own orchestra ;)

Quote:
but I'm not sure I'd want to have anal sex with a lady without one on.


How are you meant to fill her warm tightness with your hot jizz? That's part of the point, you don't have to 'ruin' your sex but you don't have to spray it across her tits pornstar style either.

Image
Author:  flis [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:44 ]
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Malabelm wrote:
....I wouldn't drink piss, either.


You massive prude.
Author:  zaphod79 [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:53 ]
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metalangel wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
metalangel wrote:
Someone ever made an animated gif to prove it

How is it you haven't provided a link yet?


I'm at work, which makes it hard to search for such things.


I'm not quite sure why i'm doing this to try and draw things back on topic (in this thread ? - really???) but a quick google for the keywords gives this link NSFW
Author:  kalmar [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 20:54 ]
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Amazing scenes.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 21:00 ]
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zaphod79 wrote:
metalangel wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
metalangel wrote:
Someone ever made an animated gif to prove it

How is it you haven't provided a link yet?


I'm at work, which makes it hard to search for such things.


I'm not quite sure why i'm doing this to try and draw things back on topic (in this thread ? - really???) but a quick google for the keywords gives this link NSFW

That's quite a famous clip, because she doesn't "do" anal.
Author:  metalangel [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 22:53 ]
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Grim... wrote:
That's quite a famous clip, because she doesn't "do" anal.


She does, just not on camera. Same with Faye Reagan :'( (who again, does it 'privately') and Lexi Belle. There does seem to be a thing where Elegant Angel gets previously non-anal stars to do their first scene... both Gianna Michaels and Sunny Lane made their bum debuts that way and both have later claimed to have 'loved it' (Gianna perhaps enjoying the huge pile of money as she doesn't really seem to enjoy herself that much anyway, while Sunny goes literally cross-eyed in the heat of passion) but hey, haven't seen either of them in any anal scenes since then!

Jenna Jameson claimed taking it up the ass on camera was 'compromising' herself because she only did it when people she loved.

Still, what a professional, eh? Even when the guy's aim is off, she doesn't break character!
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 0:00 ]
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
flis wrote:
This is now my absolute favourite thread.

9/10


I'm holding at 8/10 pending someone declaring golden showers to be the best thing ever.

Never tried that, though Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 0:56 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.

Hands down the freakiest thing I've seen in this thread so far. POTW candidate purely for the WTF-factor when quoted out of context.
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:50 ]
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.

Hands down the freakiest thing I've seen in this thread so far. POTW candidate purely for the WTF-factor when quoted out of context.

I didn't think it was all that freaky. I'm sure lots of females would like to have a go at that.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:28 ]
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You dirty bastards.

*re-zips pig mask and returns back to human table position*
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:46 ]
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NSFW lady skills. I think that's a Chun-Li costume too. A++
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:39 ]
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Is she advertising KFC?
Author:  flis [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:58 ]
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Warhead wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.

Hands down the freakiest thing I've seen in this thread so far. POTW candidate purely for the WTF-factor when quoted out of context.

I didn't think it was all that freaky. I'm sure lots of females would like to have a go at that.


It's really not that freaky. I'm more freaked out by EBG than I am by anyone else in here...
Author:  DBSnappa [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:23 ]
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Zio wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Malabelm wrote:
Condoms ruin sex.

:this: ++

But if you're a tail gunner I totally see the need.


Quite. They ruin regular sex, but I'm not sure I'd want to have anal sex with a lady without one on.


Yeah, that's more like it. You advocating condoms is one of the worst examples of revisionist thinking I've ever witnessed. Pro*cough*ylatic indeed.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:23 ]
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flis wrote:
It's really not that freaky. I'm more freaked out by EBG than I am by anyone else in here...

Really flis? Because I'm not keen to stick it where the sun doesn't shine? ;)

Actually I'm quite taken with the possible euphimisms for what we're discussing. Back-passage parishioner being one I've just thought of.
Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:45 ]
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The idea of involving wee or poo in sexytime is not appealing to me. Neither is anal, for that matter.

Might be different if I was giving, though.
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:41 ]
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Yeah, torrent sites have a "piss, puke, scat" section for a reason. Keeping Perkies busy.
Author:  Cavey [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:49 ]
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I must admit, I'm never 'freaked out' by people's sexual peccadilloes, antics, preferences or practices, of consenting adults at least, merely bemused/amused at worst, taking every available opportunity to make a childish, schoolboy, toilet-humour gag wherever possible as well, naturally. :D

Hey, some of this stuff would never even occur to me at all, let alone my actually giving it a go. But there again, that may well be due to my lack of imagination, inclination or just because I'm a boring bastard in the sack? Frankly, I think "just good old fashioned sex" is pretty damn good. :D
Author:  metalangel [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 13:22 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Yeah, torrent sites have a "piss, puke, scat" section for a reason. Keeping Perkies busy.


Yuck! I'm not into any of that! :spew:
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 13:23 ]
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Just the prolapsing and fart sniffing.
Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 13:30 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Just the prolapsing and fart sniffing.

Things I don't need to be reminded of: Perkies prolapsing squirt porn.
Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 13:36 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
Just the prolapsing and fart sniffing.

Things I don't need to be reminded of: Perkies prolapsing squirt porn.

Image :?:
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 13:38 ]
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There was talk of some ungodly prolapse to gape docking.
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 14:31 ]
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flis wrote:
Warhead wrote:
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.

Hands down the freakiest thing I've seen in this thread so far. POTW candidate purely for the WTF-factor when quoted out of context.

I didn't think it was all that freaky. I'm sure lots of females would like to have a go at that.


It's really not that freaky. I'm more freaked out by EBG than I am by anyone else in here...

I think it's more like a 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' type of thing. In this case, anyway, as it was just a one time thing. Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place. And we were only teenagers at the time.
Author:  Cavey [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 14:32 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 14:36 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

I meant in terms of pointing Percy, not anything else, just in case you were under the impression that sexy times came to an end after that episode.
Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 14:37 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
There was talk of some ungodly prolapse to gape docking.

And some foolish person looked at the videos. Wasn't me though because I'm sensib.
Author:  Cavey [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 14:40 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

I meant in terms of pointing Percy, not anything else, just in case you were under the impression that sexy times came to an end after that episode.


Mate, I'm talking about Curiosity the Beexer. :D

Still, if you have to explain a joke etc.... I'll fetch my coat.
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 14:49 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

I meant in terms of pointing Percy, not anything else, just in case you were under the impression that sexy times came to an end after that episode.


Mate, I'm talking about Curiosity the Beexer. :D

Still, if you have to explain a joke etc.... I'll fetch my coat.

:belm:

Sorry, a bit slow on the uptake today.
Author:  metalangel [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 17:13 ]
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"That's WATERSPORTS!" squealed Mrs Meaty, appalled at the thought of the lady aiming the man's parts into the toilet so he can pee.
Author:  Malabelm [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 17:25 ]
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I'd do that, if only to let them find out for themselves that the direction you point it doesn't necessarily correlate with the direction the pee decides to come out.
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 17:27 ]
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Especially post-coital.
Author:  metalangel [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 17:38 ]
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The "pipe cleaner".
Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 17:50 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o


:D
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 18:08 ]
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Malabelm wrote:
I'd do that, if only to let them find out for themselves that the direction you point it doesn't necessarily correlate with the direction the pee decides to come out.

:this:

And I don't know if I'd really class it as watersports as neither I nor she wanted me to widdle on her.

*looks up definition on Widdlepedia: Urolagnia (also urophilia, undinism, golden shower and watersports) is a paraphilia in which sexual excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or urination.*

Looks like it was after all, but like a lot of sports, we gave up on it very quickly.
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 18:10 ]
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Hang on... teenagers? You must've been fretting about whether she'd douse your brothel creepers and loons then. Did you at least hold your kipper tie out of the way?

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
;P
Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 18:14 ]
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Indeed. Nothing worse than soggy flares flapping about yer ankles. But brothel creepers were even before MY time. And I only wore the kippers for work.
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