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| Author: | Malabelm [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 23:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Meh. Pulling out all the way is fun. I can totally see how accidental anal would occur under certain circumstances. |
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| Author: | flis [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 23:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
How can fuck hard if you're not pulling out pretty far? Unless you've mastered a Bruce Lee style one inch punch method of fucking...I'd like to see that, btw. And if you're fucking each other, as opposed to one party providing all of the motion, slippage does occur. So I can see how you could get the wrong hole, especially if it's really wet and you're in a position where their arse is quite exposed; like doggy or if they've got their knees against their shoulders, or similar. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 0:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I love flis. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 0:21 ] |
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Craster wrote: I love flis. Which hole? |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 0:22 ] |
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devilman wrote: Craster wrote: I love flis. Which hole? I think Craster likes Portal 2. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Anal once made me come in my own face. TRUFAX. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I feel more details are needed on that one. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:29 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Anal once made me come in my own face. TRUFAX. Well, you shouldn't have let him pump you so hard. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Er... You know how you two are the only ones posting at this time in the morning? And you know you're both sat within five feet of me right now, right? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
What's your point? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:45 ] |
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LLOL dick |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:58 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: If your winky is leaving the lovely fanny when pumpage is at maximum velocity, you need a bigger winky. I'm pretty certain the only time Jenna Jameson took it in the wrongun on camera was when the gentleman's gentleman accidentally popped out at maximum pump age and went back in the back entrance. Someone ever made an animated gif to prove it (130 years ago, people made films to prove all four of a horse's feet leave the ground simultaneously when it runs... now it's to prove bumsex) |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: How can fuck hard if you're not pulling out pretty far? Unless you've mastered a Bruce Lee style one inch punch method of fucking...I'd like to see that, btw. And if you're fucking each other, as opposed to one party providing all of the motion, slippage does occur. So I can see how you could get the wrong hole, especially if it's really wet and you're in a position where their arse is quite exposed; like doggy or if they've got their knees against their shoulders, or similar. I like the fact that this is written in the third person. Very detached. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:23 ] |
| Post subject: | The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:41 ] |
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kalmar wrote: I wish to subscribe to flis's newsletter Frankly, so do I. 
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:59 ] |
| Post subject: | The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I've subscribed. She's yet to send out a single issue. Disappoint. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
metalangel wrote: Someone ever made an animated gif to prove it How is it you haven't provided a link yet? |
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| Author: | flis [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Grim... came in his own face while partaking in bumsexings, I write something about how I reckon accidental anal could occur, and it's my newsletter you want to subscribe to?! IDGI |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: Grim... came in his own face while partaking in bumsexings, I write something about how I reckon accidental anal could occur, and it's my newsletter you want to subscribe to?! IDGI You don't get that we don't want Grim... describing coming on his own face? IDGI |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: metalangel wrote: Someone ever made an animated gif to prove it How is it you haven't provided a link yet? I'm at work, which makes it hard to search for such things. |
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| Author: | flis [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
DavPaz wrote: flis wrote: Grim... came in his own face while partaking in bumsexings, I write something about how I reckon accidental anal could occur, and it's my newsletter you want to subscribe to?! IDGI You don't get that we don't want Grim... describing coming on his own face? IDGI Boys love stories like that. I don't get why there's as much interest in what I said, as opposed to some of the other stuff that gets said. Is it because I is black am a woman? That's what I don't get. I'm not bothered, I'm just wondering, for the sake of discussion. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:46 ] |
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It's because you're a girl. No-one wants to imagine Grim... having sex. Not even Grim... |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:48 ] |
| Post subject: | The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Your contribution was a satisfactory explicit description, correct from a viewpoint of physics, biology and experience. Grim...'s isn't 
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:29 ] |
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I think you mean satisfactorily. I feel a twinge in my special grammar place. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:35 ] |
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: I think you mean satisfactorily. I feel a twinge in my special grammar place. I did write that, then I edited it. Hm! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:39 ] |
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Either works, depending on whether it's the report or the explicitness that's satisfactory. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:41 ] |
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Yeah. Still, now we're discussing grammar. That's not what I subscribed for! |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Ah good point. Satisfactorily-explicit vs satisfactory description. In other news, I'm a boob man. Definitely not an arse man, which probably explains my aversion to bum sex. 
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
If it helps, while discussing grammar I'm usually masturbating. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:51 ] |
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Satisfactorily? |
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| Author: | flis [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:51 ] |
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Craster wrote: If it helps, while discussing grammar I'm usually masturbating. Feex. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
kalmar wrote: Yeah. Still, now we're discussing grammar. That's not what I subscribed for! Oh dear. Have some more porn. Meri and her sexy little overbite (NSFW) |
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| Author: | flis [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
metalangel wrote: kalmar wrote: Yeah. Still, now we're discussing grammar. That's not what I subscribed for! Oh dear. Have some more porn. Meri and her sexy little overbite (NSFW) Oh bollocks, I accidentally just clicked on that. 
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 13:00 ] |
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flis wrote: Craster wrote: If it helps, whilst discussing grammar I'm usually masturbating. Feex. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 14:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Dimrill wrote: Surely the level of resistance offered by the aperture gives you a good idea of where things are going. You'd think so, wouldn't you, but I can say from personal experience that this is not the case. On one occasion, many years ago, I made this very mistake in the heat of the moment and it will haunt me forever. The future Mrs. W found it extremely painful, even though penetration was minimal and I was out of there in a fraction of a second as soon as she made me aware that something was not right. I'd never been interested in bumsex before this episode and it only convinced me that it was something to be avoided. Of course, I know that it appeals to some ladeeez as well as a lot of gents, but I'm not one of them. |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 14:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I'm sure we've heard grim...s story before. I seem to remember chuckling. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 14:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Dimrill wrote: Surely the level of resistance offered by the aperture gives you a good idea of where things are going. Proper lubrication is obviously necessary and beyond that anything more than moderate resistance and one's partner is not relaxed enough and thus one needs to be better at making girls/boys horny. Once they know how to relax that sphincter, you can crack on. Push a bottle of poppers in their face and whisper something romantic in their ear, that often helps. Besides, anal needs to exist so that small knobbed men can know what vaginal intercourse feels like for the rest of us
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| Author: | flis [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 14:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
GovernmentYard wrote: Push a bottle of poppers in their face and whisper something romantic in their ear, that often helps. Besides, anal needs to exist so that small knobbed men can know what vaginal intercourse feels like for the rest of us Absolute gold. Please can you write the sex guide to accompany MaliA's dating guide? |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 14:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
What could I put in a sex guide? All I know is if you're sexy enough, they'll pretty much demand whatever intimate courtesies lust emboldens them to favour. All else is following instructions or doing one's best not to slide off. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 14:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
GovernmentYard wrote: All else is following instructions or doing one's best not to ram it up her arse. FTFY |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 14:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
GovernmentYard wrote: All else is following instructions or doing one's best not to slide off. Are you reading a Welshmen's guide to sheep-lovin'? |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 15:02 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: GovernmentYard wrote: All else is following instructions or doing one's best not to ram it up her arse. FTFY Disagree. With the exception of my mum and ugly people, my whole life has been dedicated to quite the opposite of what you just said. I think the sense of esteem and satisfaction you get from bum-humping the missus probably equates to the satisfaction womens get from raising a child or something. Certainly in my experience I'd say the feeling is second only to bum-humping someone else's missus. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 15:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Hmmm. I've got a date this evening and I reckon asking her how she feels about anal sex is probably as good a way of kicking off the conversation as any. |
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| Author: | flis [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 16:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: Hmmm. I've got a date this evening and I reckon asking her how she feels about anal sex is probably as good a way of kicking off the conversation as any. Do it and report back What if she's a complete anal slut? What would you do then....? |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 16:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: What if she's a complete anal slut? What would you do then....? Duh, anal. |
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| Author: | flis [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 16:47 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: flis wrote: What if she's a complete anal slut? What would you do then....? Duh, anal. He said it didn't remotely appeal to him, this is how the conversation re. bumming (sort of) started. I was wondering if he'd do it if she wanted it, or if he still wouldn't go near. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 16:48 ] |
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Oh, sorry, I thought you meant me. Carry on. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 16:48 ] |
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Comical doesn't want to, though. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 17:06 ] |
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And Grim...'s offered. |
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| Author: | Bamba [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 17:26 ] |
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Mr Dave wrote: I'm sure we've heard grim...s story before. I seem to remember chuckling. I genuinely thought I'd read it as well but a very thorough search reveals nothing. I'm mostly mentioning this just in case Grim has a look at the search logs one day and thinks I've got some kind of fetish for him. |
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