http://www.hardsextube.com/video/772488/
(NSFW, obv)Unfortunate choice of name, considering her skin is perrrrrrfect!
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 22:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I was talking specifically about the women in the aforementioned magazine. They were fugly. This was not related to boob-size, but rather face-ugliness. You can disagree, of course. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 23:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
There's just an inbuilt switch with me to defend the num nums. Not plackky ones though. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 23:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
No, not placky ones. It's like having, erm, a fake bar of gold. It looks like gold in most respects, but it's not real and is therefore pretty worthless. Great analogy. The government needs to sort its shit out on this PiP debacle. The official government line is 'No need to remove if you've got a fake pip boob, don't panic', while the health secretary bemoans the clinics, who acted in good faith at the time, to replace all of these demonstrably fine fake tits for free. At least communicate a coherant message, for clucks brake. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Mon Jan 16, 2012 0:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
The whole shebang is undermined by the fact that only the orange are complaining and we've been conditioned by the media to not take anything the orange say seriously, because of all the programs about how stupid the orange are on ITV and channel five and that. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/772488/ (NSFW, obv)Unfortunate choice of name, considering her skin is perrrrrrfect! |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Thu Jan 26, 2012 13:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
She clearly moisturises. Her bumtube. Perkies we've got worryingly similar taste in women sometimes. We should probably wifeswap. /edit that's not going to work is it, she's met me twice already. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 21:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Not sure if this has been mentioned on here but if you were wondering what happened to all the inevitable candids, funny or upsetting, that must surely litter porn cutting room floors, they're at eFukt.com |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 21:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
GovernmentYard wrote: Not sure if this has been mentioned on here but if you were wondering what happened to all the inevitable candids, funny or upsetting, that must surely litter porn cutting room floors, they're at eFukt.com Aye. Here's me talking about something on there a while back: viewtopic.php?p=558531#p558531 It's proper minging. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 0:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Never understood the fascination with bum sex. Doesn't remotely appeal. I mean, jesus people, shit comes out of that place. Considerations of cleanliness would far outweight any possible benefits. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I suppose some people are just remarkably good sports. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Vaginas shit blood, anyway. That's just as bad. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Yeah, and piss comes out of another hole that's like, right there, man. ANYWAY. Enough about that sort of thing, here's the world's most Welsh looking pornstar, Iva Kleinova, and her big beautiful tits: Linky (NSFW) |
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| Author: | flis [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I love that she's still got her trainers on 
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| Author: | metalangel [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Must have been wearing some very baggy trackpants to the gym, yes. Or tearaways. Or maybe she just showed up like that? I wouldn't object. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:14 ] |
| Post subject: | The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: Never understood the fascination with bum sex. Doesn't remotely appeal. I mean, jesus people, shit comes out of that place. Considerations of cleanliness would far outweight any possible benefits. Erm. You can clean it, you know. |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 15:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: Never understood the fascination with bum sex. Doesn't remotely appeal. I mean, jesus people, shit comes out of that place. Considerations of cleanliness would far outweight any possible benefits. See, knowing this means that if I decide to go round the tradesmans, I can be pretty sure you haven't. Appeal increased ;-) |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 19:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
GovernmentYard wrote: eFukt.com Christ some of those 'anal-surprise' videos are fucking hilarious. 'WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE', hahaha. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 19:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: GovernmentYard wrote: eFukt.com Christ some of those 'anal-surprise' videos are fucking hilarious. 'WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE', hahaha. Skip to 44:33 or before, not after (NSFW) Poor little* Sierra Sinn. *I don't really know how I'd comfort her apart from bumming her again |
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| Author: | flis [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 19:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: GovernmentYard wrote: eFukt.com Christ some of those 'anal-surprise' videos are fucking hilarious. 'WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE', hahaha. I know someone that cried and cried when that happened, it was the first time she was with that particular guy. She was completely distraught and her reaction more or less traumatised him too, by all accounts. That was the end of that relationship! So, it's really not that funny irl... |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 20:21 ] |
| Post subject: | The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: GovernmentYard wrote: eFukt.com Christ some of those 'anal-surprise' videos are fucking hilarious. 'WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE', hahaha. I know someone that cried and cried when that happened, it was the first time she was with that particular guy. She was completely distraught and her reaction more or less traumatised him too, by all accounts. That was the end of that relationship! So, it's really not that funny irl... That sounds quite funny sitting here, if I'm honest. |
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| Author: | flis [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 20:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Malabelm wrote: flis wrote: ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: GovernmentYard wrote: eFukt.com Christ some of those 'anal-surprise' videos are fucking hilarious. 'WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE', hahaha. I know someone that cried and cried when that happened, it was the first time she was with that particular guy. She was completely distraught and her reaction more or less traumatised him too, by all accounts. That was the end of that relationship! So, it's really not that funny irl... That sounds quite funny sitting here, if I'm honest. Hah! I hope you get accidental anal... I'll have a word with your boyfriend and get him to go in dry when you're least expecting it. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 21:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Malabelm wrote: That sounds quite funny sitting here, if I'm honest. :This: |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 21:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Erm... might just be me here, but if you're doing something with your partner that consent hasn't been granted for, well... there's a word for that. And it starts with "r". |
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| Author: | Cras [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 21:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I was working on the basis that the response was embarrasment at an accident, rather than anything else. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 21:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: I know someone that cried and cried when that happened, Was it you? 
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| Author: | kalmar [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 21:48 ] |
| Post subject: | The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: flis wrote: I know someone that cried and cried when that happened, Was it you? Good emoticon use there
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 21:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Surely the level of resistance offered by the aperture gives you a good idea of where things are going. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 21:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Dimrill wrote: level of resistance offered by the aperture That's no way to refer to a lady. |
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| Author: | flis [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Re: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
ElephantBanjoGnome wrote: flis wrote: I know someone that cried and cried when that happened, Was it you? Not even slightly.
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| Author: | metalangel [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
"Did you get raped?" "No. LOL!" |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
flis wrote: Not even slightly.
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Can we have a Dimlie for 'brief accidental anal in a non-rapey fashion'? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
This is the current topic for lolz by the London cleeq (minus Bobby). |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I still don't get the accidental bit. I haven't got a horrible crusty circumcised bellend, so I can tell the difference between a balloon knot and lovely velvety fanny by touch. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Ha! See? |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
metalangel wrote: "Did you get raped?" "No. LOL!" I'm pretty certain that's not the conversation we're having, and that the scenario flis describes was entirely accidental. Dimmers imagine you're going fast and hard, and you... slip. The momentum has to go somewhere. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
If your winky is leaving the lovely fanny when pumpage is at maximum velocity, you need a bigger winky. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 22:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Very NSFW: What the hell's up with this man's balls? |
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| Author: | krazywookie [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 23:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Dimrill wrote: If your winky is leaving the lovely fanny when pumpage is at maximum velocity, you need a bigger winky. Now wait a minute, winky size is irrelevant surely? I should have thought the deep ness of the lovely fanny would be the governing factor. As for that chaps balls, it's a wonky winky 
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 23:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Well you must have very supple backs if you can pull backerds far enough for winky to leave the lovely fanny enough to be redirected to dirty place. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 23:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Meh. Pulling out all the way is fun. I can totally see how accidental anal would occur under certain circumstances. |
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| Author: | flis [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 23:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
How can fuck hard if you're not pulling out pretty far? Unless you've mastered a Bruce Lee style one inch punch method of fucking...I'd like to see that, btw. And if you're fucking each other, as opposed to one party providing all of the motion, slippage does occur. So I can see how you could get the wrong hole, especially if it's really wet and you're in a position where their arse is quite exposed; like doggy or if they've got their knees against their shoulders, or similar. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 0:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I love flis. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 0:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Craster wrote: I love flis. Which hole? |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 0:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
devilman wrote: Craster wrote: I love flis. Which hole? I think Craster likes Portal 2. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Anal once made me come in my own face. TRUFAX. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
I feel more details are needed on that one. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Grim... wrote: Anal once made me come in my own face. TRUFAX. Well, you shouldn't have let him pump you so hard. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Er... You know how you two are the only ones posting at this time in the morning? And you know you're both sat within five feet of me right now, right? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
What's your point? |
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