I saw some screengrabs of that on SA the other day.
Is it wrong that I thought of Gaywood's avatar when Ned Flanders popped his head around the door?
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 19:56 ] |
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huh. Turns out Abby Winters recently had to move from Australia to Amsterdam because of Oz's puritannical government. How ridiculous. |
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| Author: | flis [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 20:04 ] |
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I really need to stop clicking on links in this thread. Maybe. Can we have a green/amber/red system please? lolz Not rated by Perkies, the deviant. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 20:05 ] |
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Perkies link detected. Brown alert! |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 21:20 ] |
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Perkies needs his own wiki page just for identifying the ladies in his sexy avatars. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 23:53 ] |
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flis wrote: I really need to stop clicking on links in this thread. Maybe. Can we have a green/amber/red system please? lolz Not rated by Perkies, the deviant. Yeah. On my scale, freshly spunked-in woman's bum prolapsing the jizz back out is only an amber. |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 19:10 ] |
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The XXX Simpsons http://www.youtube.com/v/ZiYjr5MQl4s?version=3 Apparently theres an Itchy and Scratchy scene (Why can I ne ver embed youtube stuff?) |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:38 ] |
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I saw some screengrabs of that on SA the other day. Is it wrong that I thought of Gaywood's avatar when Ned Flanders popped his head around the door?
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| Author: | metalangel [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:54 ] |
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Simpsons porn is disturbing. Either Bart is bumming Lisa (and they're both children) or Bart's head is stuck onto an adult body so he can bone Ms Krabappel/Marge(!!!)/Maude Flanders. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:13 ] |
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metalangel wrote: Either Bart is bumming Lisa (and they're both children) Them being children is hardly the only thing disturbing about it |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:18 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: metalangel wrote: Either Bart is bumming Lisa (and they're both children) Them being children is hardly the only thing disturbing about it I never quite understood the 2007 meme about the ['uplifting and uniting'] 2012 Olympic logo looking like Lisa Simpson doing something interesting |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:30 ] |
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Kern wrote: I never quite understood the 2007 meme about the ['uplifting and uniting'] 2012 Olympic logo looking like Lisa Simpson doing something interesting Somebody showed that to me the other day. I can still only see this: 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:33 ] |
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I can see Lisa in that, but all I see in the right hand side is a 2 and 1. So it's Lisa Simpson squatting in front of numbers. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:13 ] |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:17 ] |
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See, I can still only see that as Bart kicking Lisa in the groin. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:20 ] |
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LISA IS HUGE! |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:23 ] |
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I'm sure that that image could fall under the laws regarding child porn you know. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:24 ] |
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I think there was a piece on El Reg a while back about it. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:48 ] |
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Malaboob wrote: See, I can still only see that as Bart kicking Lisa in the groin. Neck, surely? |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:50 ] |
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GazChap wrote: Malaboob wrote: See, I can still only see that as Bart kicking Lisa in the groin. Neck, surely? Neck, groin, what's the difference? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 13:04 ] |
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Malaboob wrote: Neck, groin, what's the difference? Your technique in the bedroom must be a sight to behold. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 13:31 ] |
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Mrs Malaboob seems like that sort of thing! 
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 13:39 ] |
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metalangel wrote: Mrs Malaboob seems like that sort of thing! Heh. I dread to think what Ange is into, the crazy bitch. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 13:41 ] |
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Going by what Craster and I heard, she's into getting things over very quickly, with little show of emotion
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 13:43 ] |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 13:43 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Going by what Craster and I heard, she's into getting things over very quickly, with little show of emotion She's never known any different. Poor mite. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Wed Jan 19, 2011 13:44 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Grim... wrote: Going by what Craster and I heard, she's into getting things over very quickly, with little show of emotion She's never known any different. Poor mite. Blame the tool. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:23 ] |
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What's happened to porn? It's all grimy low-rent stuff that no-one seems to be enjoying. Very unpleasant. |
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| Author: | flis [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:31 ] |
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If you want to see people enjoying sex, go dig out your mums copy of 'The Joy of Sex'.... The internet ruined it all DavPaz, dirty pirates and their free porn. I approve of the porn thread being at the top of the active topics at 8:30am, you perv. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:37 ] |
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It was on my mind. My wife is 8.5 months pregnant. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:08 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: It was on my mind. My wife is 8.5 months pregnant. Did someone sew her mouth shut? Also, there's loads of happy porn around. What are you looking for? |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:16 ] |
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I honestly don't know. Everything I've sampled lately is full of inflated tattooed beasts who seem to think that gagging is sexy. |
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| Author: | flis [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:23 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: I honestly don't know. Everything I've sampled lately is full of inflated tattooed beasts who seem to think that gagging is sexy. It is to some people....I don't like watching women giving head, it has to be said. The people in amateur porn seem to be enjoying it? If you have access to the internet yet can't find enjoyable porn, you are broken  The big list of porn is your friend DavPaz... |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:37 ] |
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Natural women doing pleasant things to themselves and others is all I want. No gagging, streaming eyes, crotch tattoos or fish eye lenses. |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:41 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: ... or fish eye lenses. I'm rather ashamed to say I know exactly what you're getting at here. Apart from anything else, all I can say is I hope the Optrex is on hand immediately after filming. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:42 ] |
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 I assume they use them to make 'things' look bigger. All it does is make women look stupid.
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| Author: | Cavey [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:45 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: :D I assume they use them to make 'things' look bigger. All it does is make women look stupid. Ah right, we're not talking about the same thing then mate, I was thinking you meant the whole (IMO hideous) 'facial/blopping in eyes' routine... gah, at my age too, looking at such things. Dirty old man.
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:45 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: :D I assume they use them to make 'things' look bigger. All it does is make women look stupid. You can do that by getting them to linesperson a Premier League game. It totally shows up their lack of knowledge of the offside rule. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:19 ] |
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If the only porn you can find is plastic blondes with bad tattoos gagging, you're not looking for it properly. |
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| Author: | Bear or Bust [ Sun Apr 10, 2011 17:22 ] |
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Sorry to dig this up, but this ridiculous trailer doesn't really fit in the Youtube thread. We came across a list of derivative porn titles that rip off Hollywood films, in an old book of bad films (Son of Golden Turkey Awards) and I think I might have a new favourite thing ever. I give you One Million Years ACDC link NSFW. |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Apr 18, 2011 23:50 ] |
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Linked to from Wil Wheaton's blog http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/ a Pron parody of STTNG (trailer below on youtube and SFW) Write up from The Nerdist http://www.nerdist.com/2011/04/star-tre ... ually-sfw/ Quote: Am I crazy??? This looks GOOD, right??? Holy crap! Way to raise the bar, porn! The writing seems pretty decent! The effects are surprisingly sharp!
This may be the first time I actually fast forward through the intercourse to get to the story. Special high fives go to our nerdy pornstress pals Dana Dearmond and April O’Neil for donating their boobies to such a nerdworthy cause! [Insert NCC-1701-DD joke here] |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread |
Hello. Attachment: lady.jpg Do you see the pretty lady? Good. Would you like to see the pretty lady doing naughty things? |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:24 ] |
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Gnawing the limbs off corpses in a cellar? She has the look in her eyes for it, certainly. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:45 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Would you like to see the pretty lady doing naughty things? Yes please. Unless it's A TRAP. Then, no. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:10 ] |
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No, not a trap. She really is very, very pretty. Search for Code: x art tiffany supermodel . There are 1080p versions floating around.
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:28 ] |
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Is she a particular pretty lady that you know, or something? who is she? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:37 ] |
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She's a pretty lady. Called Tiffany. I found it because my NAS box wasn't downloading torrents properly* so I did a search for 1080p to get something to download to test it and there she was *Turns out that adding the entire Ministry of Sound back catalog was a bad move |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:38 ] |
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Hahahaha. She is extraordinarily pretty, though. She is, dare I say it, too pretty for pron. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:40 ] |
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She gets prettier: NSFW Code: http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=x+art+tiffany+supermodel&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=896 NSFWCopy and paste at your employment peril. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:41 ] |
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Grim... wrote: She gets prettier: NSFW Code: http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=x+art+tiffany+supermodel&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=896 NSFWCopy and paste at your employment peril. heh - yes, I did search that. Heavens to betsy. Would any work IT filters pick up google image search results as being norty if you don't click through? (I'm working from home today )
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:42 ] |
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It's possible - some of the more advanced stuff can 'see' the pictures. |
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