Be Excellent To Each Other

Ah yes, I am aware of this fine young lady from elsewhere. Plus, 1080p porn. What hi-def was made for, surely?

Sometimes... no.

I heard that some of the performers are not happy about hi-def as it shows them in a... truer light

Every type of act[or|ress] complained about that, though.

I beleive thats Tiffany Thompson.
She is ridiculous. Seen that scene a while back.

Pulling down the ceiling in the living room and a small cardboard box fell on my head...

Hello the swinging sixties

there was also some classy magazines up there as well



mmm period eskimo/furry porn!

Ha, that is awesome! might be worth a bob or two as well, go on the Antiques Roadshow! What is the first pic, it looks like an album?

What is the pic of the 8mm film?

h, I see, I couldn;t figure out the shapoe in my head.

It says on the box though.

Reminds me of a party I went to in about 1970. Our host had rented an under-the-counter 'adult' film, as he was the proud owner of an 8mm home cine projector. We didn't know of this until the early hours of the morning when we were all quite merry, when he told us of the entertainment to come and duly set up is projector and erected ( ) his screen.

We sat in eager anticipation as he threaded the film through the projector, only to find that he'd rented a Super-8mm film that wouldn't run through his standard 8mm projector. The fuckwit. All was not entirely lost, as he managed to feed the film through the projector one frame at a time, so we were able to see some tart getting her norks out v e r y s l o w l y i n d e e d by which time we were all pissed off and went back to fishing car keys out of a giant brandy glass.

"Cute Face, Ugly Vagina" that's currently on the front page of eFukt is properly gag-worthy

Linkage - obviously NSFW:

I hesitate to say this, well, I pretend to hesitate to say this, but link plz

It's like a popped balloon made from ham.

That is not a cute face.

It is compared to the vagina.

Ewwwww! She needs to see a doctor or something.

A Xenobiologist.

Further proof of rule 34: JIMMY SAVILLE-THEMED PORN

Anyone would think you squeamish jessies had never seen a vestigial clungetentacle before.

She looks a lot lik Zoe off of the current series of the Apprentice,

The script for that must have been a right laugh.
"Now then, now then, what have we here?" moments later "OOooOoooooOooOOOoo" *lights post-coital cigar and winks at the camera*

Does anyone actually come on the girl's face outside of porn?

It's not something I'd ever ask Mrs AE to endure, certainly. On boobies, fine, but not on face.

She has got some in her hair before, but that was an accidental rogue shot, and not deliberate. And I helped her get it out, being a gentleman and that.

I guess so. My chum up there has. Actually, I have, thinking about it.

Edit: On second thoughts...

Did you ask first?

Found this whilst unpacking all my console+computer boxes (they've pretty much been left since I first packed them about eight years ago, although I bought this mag in the early 90s IIRC).

Porn used to be expensive! £20! For one magazine!

And there isn't even any penetration in it either.

EDIT - Removed the pic as it's against the rules. It was a pic of a porn mag with a £20 price sticker on it.

It's been more than once - it's happened by accident (and by "accident") and ex-northern "girlfriend" would ask me.
I quite possibly came on her more times than I kissed her

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, AE!

The answer to "surely no-one anywhere would actually enjoy having that done to them?" is invariably "yes, there is", regardless of how perverse the act itself is. That's just how humans are.

Depressingly, yes. It seems a common thing to want to emulate porn rather than have sex. Only with worse camera work. I was asked to once, during a er, social gathering, but politely refused, not least because if I wanted to have a wank I would have stayed at home.

On the plus side, at least porn music never caught on. Why people still put music in porn I will never understand.

Sorry is the pic not allowed? I can remove it if so.

I just kind of thought this whole thread is highly NSFW so the pic was neither here nor there

True enough, but I'm sure it's a relatively recent 'innovation' even in porn. I don't care for it myself, it seems rather demeaning.

You might want to spoiler the image though, just for the sake of those who have a screen in a more 'public' office.

Good plan, done

You never stick pornographic images into a thread! What the Hell, man?

Oh sorry I'd never read that, I'll remove the image.

TBH though, anyone even reading this thread in a 'controlled internet environment' probably needs their head examined. In fact on a wider note, with or without images, I'd say BEEX would probably breach most workplace's internet guidelines and/or accepted standards.

I don't even browse BEEX at work, let alone post to it.

That said, apologies for posting the image, wasn't aware of the NSFW rules.

I figured, and I see (all of) your points about this particular thread, and the fact that people shouldn't be looking at Beex at work.
But they do look at work, and often while there's no chance people can read text from across an office, they can certainly spot a porn cover.

I'm (probably) going to make a new thread about the NSFW rule to make sure everyone knows it, as it is our most important rule, IMO. Don't think I'm getting at you by doing so, though, because I'm not.

I must admit (as someone who doesn't really use it) I'd forgotton about it (Obv or I wouldn't have suggested spoilers). But yes, it is there for good reason and wouldn't hurt to give people a gentle reminder.

Yeah-I-know-but-the-lols-feex.

(interpret that how you will too... )

Hang on - you were asked to come on someone's face in front of a bunch of people? Or just to watch some porn?


Do they?

It wasn't a crowd, and music is mercifully unusual, but it does seem to happen. Mind you, that may just be older stuff, it's hard to date a lot of it accurately.

There's a story in there, reckon

Probably!

What I like to think you said feex...

(Not that I think you did or would say that)

Woman's perspective on "having sex like a porn star", Flis?
Or Jazzy, of course.

Those are really hard to film.

Entirely subjective, depends on the requirements of the couple (or individual as the case may be).