Be Excellent To Each Other

I was talking specifically about the women in the aforementioned magazine. They were fugly. This was not related to boob-size, but rather face-ugliness. You can disagree, of course.

There's just an inbuilt switch with me to defend the num nums. Not plackky ones though.

No, not placky ones. It's like having, erm, a fake bar of gold. It looks like gold in most respects, but it's not real and is therefore pretty worthless. Great analogy.

The government needs to sort its shit out on this PiP debacle. The official government line is 'No need to remove if you've got a fake pip boob, don't panic', while the health secretary bemoans the clinics, who acted in good faith at the time, to replace all of these demonstrably fine fake tits for free. At least communicate a coherant message, for clucks brake.

The whole shebang is undermined by the fact that only the orange are complaining and we've been conditioned by the media to not take anything the orange say seriously, because of all the programs about how stupid the orange are on ITV and channel five and that.

http://www.hardsextube.com/video/772488/ (NSFW, obv)

Unfortunate choice of name, considering her skin is perrrrrrfect!

She clearly moisturises.












Her bumtube.

Perkies we've got worryingly similar taste in women sometimes. We should probably wifeswap.

/edit that's not going to work is it, she's met me twice already.

Not sure if this has been mentioned on here but if you were wondering what happened to all the inevitable candids, funny or upsetting, that must surely litter porn cutting room floors, they're at eFukt.com

Aye. Here's me talking about something on there a while back: viewtopic.php?p=558531#p558531
It's proper minging.

Never understood the fascination with bum sex. Doesn't remotely appeal. I mean, jesus people, shit comes out of that place. Considerations of cleanliness would far outweight any possible benefits.

I suppose some people are just remarkably good sports.

Vaginas shit blood, anyway. That's just as bad.

Yeah, and piss comes out of another hole that's like, right there, man.

ANYWAY. Enough about that sort of thing, here's the world's most Welsh looking pornstar, Iva Kleinova, and her big beautiful tits:
Linky (NSFW)

I love that she's still got her trainers on

Must have been wearing some very baggy trackpants to the gym, yes. Or tearaways. Or maybe she just showed up like that? I wouldn't object.

Erm. You can clean it, you know.

See, knowing this means that if I decide to go round the tradesmans, I can be pretty sure you haven't. Appeal increased ;-)

Christ some of those 'anal-surprise' videos are fucking hilarious.

'WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE', hahaha.

Skip to 44:33 or before, not after (NSFW)

Poor little* Sierra Sinn.

*I don't really know how I'd comfort her apart from bumming her again

I know someone that cried and cried when that happened, it was the first time she was with that particular guy. She was completely distraught and her reaction more or less traumatised him too, by all accounts. That was the end of that relationship! So, it's really not that funny irl...

That sounds quite funny sitting here, if I'm honest.

Hah! I hope you get accidental anal... I'll have a word with your boyfriend and get him to go in dry when you're least expecting it.

:This:

Erm... might just be me here, but if you're doing something with your partner that consent hasn't been granted for, well... there's a word for that. And it starts with "r".

I was working on the basis that the response was embarrasment at an accident, rather than anything else.

Was it you?

Good emoticon use there

Surely the level of resistance offered by the aperture gives you a good idea of where things are going.

That's no way to refer to a lady.

Not even slightly.

"Did you get raped?"

"No. LOL!"

Can we have a Dimlie for 'brief accidental anal in a non-rapey fashion'?

This is the current topic for lolz by the London cleeq (minus Bobby).

I still don't get the accidental bit. I haven't got a horrible crusty circumcised bellend, so I can tell the difference between a balloon knot and lovely velvety fanny by touch.

Ha! See?

I'm pretty certain that's not the conversation we're having, and that the scenario flis describes was entirely accidental.

Dimmers imagine you're going fast and hard, and you... slip. The momentum has to go somewhere.

If your winky is leaving the lovely fanny when pumpage is at maximum velocity, you need a bigger winky.

Very NSFW: What the hell's up with this man's balls?

Now wait a minute, winky size is irrelevant surely? I should have thought the deep ness of the lovely fanny would be the governing factor. As for that chaps balls, it's a wonky winky

Well you must have very supple backs if you can pull backerds far enough for winky to leave the lovely fanny enough to be redirected to dirty place.

Meh. Pulling out all the way is fun. I can totally see how accidental anal would occur under certain circumstances.

How can fuck hard if you're not pulling out pretty far? Unless you've mastered a Bruce Lee style one inch punch method of fucking...I'd like to see that, btw. And if you're fucking each other, as opposed to one party providing all of the motion, slippage does occur. So I can see how you could get the wrong hole, especially if it's really wet and you're in a position where their arse is quite exposed; like doggy or if they've got their knees against their shoulders, or similar.

I love flis.

Which hole?

I think Craster likes Portal 2.

Anal once made me come in my own face.

TRUFAX.

I feel more details are needed on that one.

Well, you shouldn't have let him pump you so hard.

Er... You know how you two are the only ones posting at this time in the morning?

And you know you're both sat within five feet of me right now, right?

What's your point?