The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

metalangel wrote:

Found this the other day:

NSFW Link

Two 'real' looking girls having quite sensual lesbian sex for nearly an hour.

Mate you can navigate to any point in those videos, you know that, don't you?

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

GovernmentYard wrote:

metalangel wrote:

Found this the other day:

NSFW Link

Two 'real' looking girls having quite sensual lesbian sex for nearly an hour.

Mate you can navigate to any point in those videos, you know that, don't you?

Is the tutor who they based the Velma character on in Scooby Doo?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:27

Wait, what?
*clicks*

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

That Sccoby Doo Porn Parody is surprisingly good fun. And the girl playing Velma, Bobbi Starr, is right up my alley, as it were.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

metalangel wrote:

Found this the other day:

Two 'real' looking girls having quite sensual lesbian sex for nearly an hour.

The company went bust but there are a number of bellezza videos out there and they are all of a similar quality

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 15:24

Another website to join prolapseparty, barnyardbitches, and houseofpiss on my "website I'll never click a link for": begginforapeggin

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 16:32

That sounds like men being done by women with strapons. Bleurgh!

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Feb 15, 2012 18:17

WARNING: HARROWING ANAL THING

http://www.efukt.com/20958_Innovative_A ... l_Sex.html

keep watching, she does 'it' again...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Feb 15, 2012 18:24

Fuck's sake man, can you not warn us that it's one of your harrowing anal things?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2012 15:43

Now there's a mental image I could do without.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2012 19:11

ALL LINKS NSFW, OBVIOUSLY.

If you like your women to be properly nice and juicy, check out Angela White. (NSFW)

She's canny about getting her videos removed, though, so the best of luck to you. I saw her in a great lesbian scene in a farm with a redhead, that's been removed.

She is epic, as is what happens at 04:45 in that video. (NSFW)

She's from Ozmalia too.

Unfortunately, bad choice of porn name, as search engines will dilute the results with 'white' ass, boobs, girl, cock, everything. Bah. You also need to be careful, searching for 'Angela' found me this video in which someone's jowly mother has sex with an awkward chavette in need of a head transplant.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2012 19:12

I know her oeuvre well. London Andrews is similarly amazing.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2012 19:18

Of course, neither are as fine as Karina Hart.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2012 22:08

Holly Valance? Not too bothered, personally. (NSFW)

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

London Andrews has *all* the hips

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2012 22:12

Valance has a glorious arse.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Feb 23, 2012 23:33

metalangel wrote:

Holly Valance? Not too bothered, personally. (NSFW)

I've had this on DVD for ages and never watched it.. Why didn't someone tell me this scene was on there? Good grief.. It's great!

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I disagree. Clothed, holly valance is one of the most beautiful things imaginable. That clip is horrific.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

TheVision wrote:

metalangel wrote:

Holly Valance? Not too bothered, personally. (NSFW)

I've had this on DVD for ages and never watched it.. Why didn't someone tell me this scene was on there? Good grief.. It's great!

It isn't, the scene on the dvd doesn't show any rude bits.
I'm not entirely convinced that rudey clip hasn't been digitally played with...

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I was convinced that I certainly didn't see any boobs in that scene when I watched the film.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Feb 24, 2012 0:29

**Puts DVD away....**

Pah.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I have no idea what film that is, but it looks horrifically shite. If she's the only reason to watch it, then it's even more awful. There are plenty of more attractive women out there with better boobs.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 24, 2012 0:55

But her arse!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Yeah. Magnificent arse.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:00

Craster wrote:

Yeah. Magnificent, arse.

That's not very nice Craster! He was only expressing his opinion.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 22:19

Lady skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOzKm8xdD54

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 23:26

A "nice" girl in a "nice" film just said "look at dose nippies" :DD

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 23:40

I'm going to have to get a sound bite, hang on...

It's a 10x10 vid, so safe for work AS LONG AS YOU HAVE HEADPHONES or something.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6145310/nippies.wmv

YOG · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 22:48

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 23:07

This thread needs more naked girls. NSFW.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 23:08

How do they know she's kind?

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 23:09

She brought you flowers! And got wet and naked!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 23:09

I'll only trust her if she proves she's cleaned the smeg out of her lettuce leaves.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 23:11

Why do you think she's in the bath? To ensure she's extra delicious downstairs.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 20:17

A Tulisa sex tape, you say?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 20:27

What's a Tulisa?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 20:28

What's a link?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Dimrill wrote:

What's a Tulisa?

It's when you have a Lisa on each bollock

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Defiantly not a link to Tulisa and Fazer (Set to stun!) NSFW

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Slightly Green wrote:

Defiantly not a link to Tulisa and Fazer (Set to stun!) NSFW

Who or what are 'N-Dubz'?

Is she supposed to be semi-famous or something?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 21:16

Oh, it's Pikey Porn. Hmm. I expected it to have more pegging.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

Slightly Green wrote:

Defiantly not a link to Tulisa and Fazer (Set to stun!) NSFW

Who or what are 'N-Dubz'?

Is she supposed to be semi-famous or something?

They were the second coming of our lord gods off-sping, some talented kids who just didn't quite make it. She became popular when Simon Cowell hired her for X-factorz

Its all lies, they were rubbish!

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Slightly Green wrote:

They were the second coming of our lord gods off-sping, some talented kids who just didn't quite make it. She became popular when Simon Cowell hired her for X-factorz

Its all lies, they were rubbish!

Hmmm not really my type anyway.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 23:41

Slightly Green wrote:

Defiantly not a link to Tulisa and Fazer (Set to stun!) NSFW

You're right.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 23:43

Slightly Green wrote:

some talented kids who just didn't quite make it

Two platinum albums and four MOBO awards isn't making it?

Harsh.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

From Twitter:

Quote:

"I've just seen a video alleging to be Tulisa sucking off another guy from N-Dubz."
"Fazer?"
"Nah. She doesn't even bat an eyelid, mate."

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Grim... wrote:

Slightly Green wrote:

some talented kids who just didn't quite make it

Two platinum albums and four MOBO awards isn't making it?

Harsh.

Valid point, just because i don't enjoy the music they made doesn't mean it is shit, just not my cup of tea old boy.

Anyway back to the porn

In honour of AtrocityExhibition enjoy some NSFW WhoreLore (Formerly known as World of Whorecraft)

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

Slightly Green wrote:

Defiantly not a link to Tulisa and Fazer (Set to stun!) NSFW

Who or what are 'N-Dubz'?

Is she supposed to be semi-famous or something?

What do you call a woman with two twats? N-Dubz!! LOFLRAMOCOPTER!!11!!

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:54

Enough N-Dubz shit, MORE porn!

WHO LOVES FLAME? NSFW

Flame gets DP'd

Flame gets it

Flame has a busy day at work, part 1

Flame at work, part 2

Flame lesbi-again

NSFW

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

[quote="metalangel"]

Flame gets DP'd

DavPaz, you dirty boy...

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