The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

metalangel wrote:

The body! The tits! Someone get this girl a better cameraman with a better camera, some lights and maybe someone who doesn't jam her face down into the pillow for almost the whole thing.

I saw that one years ago; she really does have magnificent boobs.

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2012 22:48

If you read the comments there's one or two more of her, but all are filmed on a potato in that badly lit room by a guy with Parkinson's.

http://www.pornyeah.com/videos/homemade ... -9534.html

Kasumi Uehara is also pretty nice and in quite a few videos.

I might also have posted Maho Sawai before, she fucking loves it.

Cavey · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:53

In a truth-stranger-than-fiction world, it appears that Chinese boffins have made Roger Mellie's wank-o-matic machine an actual reality, although unlike the Viz version, the device is rather more complex than a manikin's hand connected via springs and a motor to a small box

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... -extractor

Quote:

Researchers at Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China have introduced the latest innovation in sperm donation - a hands free semen getting device.

All I can say is, I hope the machine has washable/disposable 'critical components' in between uses...

TheVision · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:05

A semen getting device.. Just think about that line for a moment.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 16:16

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 21:21

WOW

Bounce

Fire down below

Split the kipper

Cute 1

Cute 2... wait, her nose!

Cute 3 is gonna get splinters in her flaps

I picked you some strawberries!

Show us everything at the same time!

Lovely! Show us the rest!

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2012 0:51

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:39

For Grim... ONLY

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:47

That is the worst chop in history

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:21

I think I'm going to have nightmares about that.

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:06

I'm not sure what's happening here (it's Jap-o-knees) but it seems like the guy enters her house on some pretence of being from a TV show or something (I'm not sure what's written on his sign) and then finds a ridiculous sex toy in her bathroom and blackmails her into sex with it. Worth it for him carrying her up the stairs without interrupting intercourse.

Bear or Bust · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2012 16:13

Quote:

I'm not sure what's written on his sign

The only bit I can read says mango, and I'm guessing the top bit is attack.
This site I've found useful for working out the other kanji (entirely worksafe)

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:06

Titfucks!

Siri!
Japanese girl!
Mandy Morbid!

metalangel · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2012 17:03

PICS!

GIEV

Surely she has no need to do that

8) (clickable)

Hehe

D'awwwww...

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2012 19:12

Beware, red hair.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 16:39

Warning: this link is fucked up. Not poo or piss or vomit or anything like that, just possibly the biggest damned nipples you'll ever see. Be warned.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 17:35

Plastic. Another Zena Fulsom.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 18:05

They're pretty well attached if they're fake.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 18:10

The entire "tit" is fake. Zena Fulsom.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2012 16:07

Num. Num. Num. Num. Num. Num. (forever)

Homina homina homina

The glasses make it

Tits and pussy

Pinky, perky and perky

and the best for last...

GIRLPILE!!!!!!!

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Nov 21, 2012 23:57

You supplies me in bathhouse!

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2012 16:06

She's very cute, nice butt, top marks for the guy not having to jack off onto your face.

Anyone for a cuppa?

The director needs to go make some arty films for a while and then come back once it's out of his system. Bad dubbing, moody lighting, too concerned with mise-en-scène to actually show us the woman being rutted (well, except for closeups of her pulling faces at the camera)

Num nums!

The 'set up' to this one is hilarious, as is the description on another site: "Fervent shower anal corruption with brunette whore".

"Taylor is taking a shower and ends ups up with her ass full of cock". Just a typical day?

metalangel · **Posted:** Sun Dec 09, 2012 16:54

The video itself is pretty bad (bony woman noshes some dude) but the title, "Itchy bird with a nutritious blood tap smashes pissers with a fella", is nothing short of genius.

In fact, it seems to be a theme. All on Nuvid, some guy is obsessed with the woman's hole being 'itchy' and then writing a ridiculous description.
http://www.nuvid.com/video/249209/delig ... -kuku-bird
http://www.nuvid.com/video/249573/itchy ... -and-water

Oh well. Have some redheads.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Dec 16, 2012 15:34

sextoys.co.uk has 20% off all weekend.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

We've pretty much given up on new sex toys, I've spent a fortune on the fucking things over the years and nothing works as well as a basic Rampant Rabbit from Ann Summers. (Well actually that's not quite true, since AE Jnr was born we've moved to an, ahem, 'wide-bore' Rabbit......)

Seriously, one of the drawers underneath the bed is full of sex toys that we'll never use again. Really I should just take them down to the charity shop or something.

The Rabbits do break eventually (the motors give up), last time I bought a replacement the rather nice assistant in Ann Summers demonstrated the actions of the shaft to me in the shop by rubbing her hand up and down it, and said how nice one in particular felt.

Needless to say she managed to suggestive-sell me a massively overpriced pack of batteries.

To be quite honest she could have sold me a dog turd in a box at that point.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Dec 16, 2012 15:58

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

(Well actually that's not quite true, since AE Jnr was born we've moved to an, ahem, 'wide-bore' Rabbit......)

L-LOL

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Grim... wrote:

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

(Well actually that's not quite true, since AE Jnr was born we've moved to an, ahem, 'wide-bore' Rabbit......)

L-LOL

When AE Jnr was born the world gained a child and lost a nice tight fanny.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

Grim... wrote:

AtrocityExhibition wrote:

(Well actually that's not quite true, since AE Jnr was born we've moved to an, ahem, 'wide-bore' Rabbit......)

L-LOL

When AE Jnr was born the world gained a child and lost a nice tight fanny.

The world gained major squirtage as a result of Trousers Jnr's birth. Of Cytheria like magnitude.

GO TROUSER BIRTH

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Dec 16, 2012 23:40

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2012 17:14

If you're a good girl, Santa will cum up your chimney

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 18:15

Zardoz! Y u no tell us you'd made your directorial debut!

http://www.xvideos.com/video370047/pter ... _plasmoids

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 23:04

I was waiting until the t-shirts and posters were printed.

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 23:21

metalangel wrote:

Zardoz! Y u no tell us you'd made your directorial debut!

http://www.xvideos.com/video370047/pter ... _plasmoids

That's an old one, but never any less amusing - I particularly like the baby pterodactyl that keeps sticking his nose in from the corner of the frame.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2013 23:37

GazChap wrote:

That's an old one

Prehistoric.

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2013 21:54

Faye Reagan decided to go have a bath.

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:38

I think this is the only image of Jayme Langford that I like, because she looks like a redhead Taylor Swift in it.

But enough of that, it's LYNXIE!!!

metalangel · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2013 16:10

Redhead!

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2013 22:24

metalangel wrote:

But enough of that, it's LYNXIE!!!

My word.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

I demand..... er, her.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:42

metalangel wrote:

Redhead!

That didn't seem to work.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2013 15:37

Works for me. You scrolling down a bit to where the video itself is?

Also, it's a tragedy. She is lovely and doesn't do nearly enough. She should be on that 'Front Army' site of lovely prickteases. I don't know if they'd let her in, though, she *gasp* shows her flaps.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Jan 19, 2013 20:15

Marie McCray, redhead. I'm not sure why the video starts with some slapper giving Craster a telling off but it quick moves over to the lez action.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Jan 19, 2013 20:32

GazChap wrote:

metalangel wrote:

But enough of that, it's LYNXIE!!!

My word.

Er - that's where Mrs Grim...'s family comes from. But that's not Mrs Grim....

Damnit.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Jan 19, 2013 20:40

[url=http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=781284062[/url]Faye Reagan and Marie McCray[/url]

Lexi Belle and Marie McCray

RUINED BECAUSE THERE'S SOME GUY THERE.

Never mind.

SIRI! SIRISIRISIRISIRI!!!!!

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:30

I was searching for a rather specific railway-related thing on Google and this is one of the results I found:

Oh my yes.

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Jan 24, 2013 16:40

Kristina Milan

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 24, 2013 17:04

"Busty"? She's not "busty". Holly Willoughby is "busty". Denise Richards is "busty". That woman is "monster-titted".

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2013 18:39

"Ebony" lesbian puffies!

Linky

In spite of Malabar action threatened in the title, it doesn't actually seem to happen at any point. But puffies!

EDIT: Malabar action

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2013 18:59

Camera INSIDE the vag, anyone?

http://videosift.com/video/Camera-insid ... urse-oh-my

Includes bonus nipple cam, clit cam and 'did I remember to take my pill this morning?' cam.

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