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 Post subject: Bits and Bobs X
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 16:57 
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs X
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So any way;

Is it just me or are the BBC becoming less impartial and more sensationalist every day?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/8116638.stm

The headline reads " Tobin 'joked while digging grave' ".

No, he fucking didn't. The neighbour who was talking to him whilst he was digging cracked the joke. It says in the story. They seem to think that putting 'quotation marks' around something is a licence to say whatever the fuck they like.

Er, not that I'm sticking up for the evil bloke who buried a young lass in his garden or anything.


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Wahoo! X is cemented as the NEW Bits and Bobs. I feel special!


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Making a new thread before page 100 has been reached in the old thread is the behaviour of a BOUNDER and a CAD.

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Kovacs: if you're at all bothered by this massive miscarriage of justice, I can lock this thread and let you start a new one. If not, carry on.

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Kovacs: if you're at all bothered by this massive miscarriage of justice, I can lock this thread and let you start a new one. If not, carry on.


Not really bothered.. If it makes him happy :)

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Many of our forefathers died in the great forum spat of 2008 to bring you these privileges and honourable traditions, and you're "not really bothered"?!!


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Many of our forefathers died in the great forum spat of 2008 to bring you these privileges an honourable traditions, and you're "not really bothered"?!!


Does it need to be locked and restarted..

Jonarob will always be known as the cheat and bounder :)

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I'm just gratful that I don't have to see a thread with "Malicious Afterthought is sexy" every day.

I know. After the Iran elections I can't bear to see any more blatant untruths.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs X
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Kovacs: if you're at all bothered by this massive miscarriage of justice, I can lock this thread and let you start a new one. If not, carry on.


Not really bothered.. If it makes him happy :)


:D

ACTUALLY, it was on page 100 when I created it, but then for some reason it went back to 99 very briefly (like 30 seconds), then went to 100 again. So, TECHNICALLY, I'm in good standing.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs X
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jonarob wrote:
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myp wrote:
Kovacs: if you're at all bothered by this massive miscarriage of justice, I can lock this thread and let you start a new one. If not, carry on.


Not really bothered.. If it makes him happy :)


:D

ACTUALLY, it was on page 100 when I created it, but then for some reason it went back to 99 very briefly (like 30 seconds), then went to 100 again. So, TECHNICALLY, I'm in good standing.


It will probably have been the breakout of the chair and desk stuff , i thought it was a sneeky way to keep the last B&B running longer :-)


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs X
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If Greenpeace are going to put a spokesman on Newsnight, perhaps they should make sure that he doesn't have the voice of a 12 year old and brushes his hair before he goes on TV.

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So, TECHNICALLY, I'm in good standing.

No you're not. The time-honoured* tradition is for the first person to post on page 100 to create the new thread. So basically you pissed on Kovacs' chips.





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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs X
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Ah right. Didn't know about that.


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You were decent enough off the mark getting rid of Jade.

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Is there a hilarious punchline I'm missing, or just a lame gag about a lowcut top?


It amused me this morning, the "suitable for funeral or interview" Mr GrumpyShoes.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs X
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It amused me as using tits to sell a V neck top "suitable for a funeral or interview" for 90 sheets makes me smile.

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It is vaguely amusing. But only vaguely so, which is why I thought I must have missed something.


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What's the joke then?

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No real joke, it just amused me fr the reasons outlined above.

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What's the joke then?
It costs at least £15 a month & there's still nothing on?

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Sky installed.


You are now officially a pikey. I have some pot holes in my driveway so could you come and poorly repair them and then steal my lawn mower?


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No real joke, it just amused me fr the reasons outlined above.

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Oh it is my thread now :)

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I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.


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I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.


I think we used that subheading for B&B3 or 4.

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Sky installed.


You are now officially a pikey. I have some pot holes in my driveway so could you come and poorly repair them and then steal my lawn mower?


As I said in te SKY thread, I'm none to happy with it, but as it's cheaper than the other deal we were on, it's something that has to be suffered. Anyway, the Pro Bull Riding 2009 championship is on the telly now, so I'm off to watch that.

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I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.


I think we used that subheading for B&B3 or 4.


BS!

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jonarob wrote:
I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.


Not a great sub title... infact it is quite embarrassing, to be linked to me :)

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I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.


Not a great sub title... infact it is quite embarrassing, to be linked to me :)


Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff.


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BS!


Yeah, It was. I just wanted to see if I could make you go and dig out all the old B&B threads. My work here is done.

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I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.


Not a great sub title... infact it is quite embarrassing, to be linked to me :)


Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff.


Changed.. happy now :DD

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Yeah, It was. I just wanted to see if I could make you go and dig out all the old B&B threads. My work here is done.


Because of YOU, some really important Pay Per Click work stuff has been put back by five minutes. I hope you're happy.


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From today's 'Times':

< http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/b ... 571617.ece >

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“They asked me if I knew about alcohol restriction zones and I said I didn’t,” said Mr Travis, a tennis coach. “They said, ‘We have to stop people who we think are drinking, not just drunk’. I pointed out that the cans were not even open, and they said that didn’t matter because they thought I was going to drink them in a public place. They asked me to pour it down the drain.”


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