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Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:59 ]
Post subject:  Tube Strike

Any of you southern, shandy drinking bastards affected by the Tube strike?

What do you reckon? Over-paid tunnel rats holding a city to ransom, or socialist heroes fighting the power?

Author:  Cras [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Tube Strike

Office is nice and quiet. The Motor Expo people must be pissed - a tube strike and it's been pissing it down all week.

I've never agreed with the fact that strike action is only available to those in certain critical jobs - everyone else just doesn't have access to that as a recourse. Also, Crow's an arsehole.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:02 ]
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Workshy fucks.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:12 ]
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My tube is fully operational.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:14 ]
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Yes, that being said, so is mine.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:23 ]
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A good portion of the workers don't believe in this strike action, so several lines are running okay.

My opinion is largely that Bob Crow is a cunt of the highest order. 5% and the promise of no redundancies? In a recession? With interest rates where they are?

Fucking hell, Bob, why not ask for the Moon on a Stick? The vast majority of people can't get even close to that kind of promise, and to strike because you don't get it in a week where other industries are laying off thousands of other jobs just makes him look like a blinkered, money grabbing idiot.

I've always hated him since one of the tube strikes was over the sacking of a man found guilty of gross misconduct by taking most of a year off work with an injury that didn't exist. How the hell can they defend that?

*shakes fist*

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:28 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
A good portion of the workers don't believe in this strike action, so several lines are running okay.

My opinion is largely that Bob Crow is a cunt of the highest order. 5% and the promise of no redundancies? In a recession? With interest rates where they are?

Fucking hell, Bob, why not ask for the Moon on a Stick? The vast majority of people can't get even close to that kind of promise, and to strike because you don't get it in a week where other industries are laying off thousands of other jobs just makes him look like a blinkered, money grabbing idiot.

I've always hated him since one of the tube strikes was over the sacking of a man found guilty of gross misconduct by taking most of a year off work with an injury that didn't exist. How the hell can they defend that?

*shakes fist*

:this:

That said, it doesn't affect me, as I live in the one part of central london with no tube anyway. Although, I did have to get the DLR back from the city this morning as cabbies wouldn't struggle through the traffic to the wharf.

My whole team has made it in. Only department of the firm which has achieved that. I'm going to give the credit to my superb management skills.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:29 ]
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Image
Riles' hat. Today

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:29 ]
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The ferries were five deep at Canary Wharf this morning. A traffic jam on the motherfucking river, FFFS!

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:29 ]
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Riles wrote:
My whole team has made it in. Only department of the firm which has achieved that. I'm going to give the credit to my superb management skills.


It's because you rule over them with a rod of IRON.

[/clique joke]

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:30 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Riles wrote:
My whole team has made it in. Only department of the firm which has achieved that. I'm going to give the credit to my superb management skills.


It's because you rule over them with a rod of IRON.

[/clique joke]

I got it. I've got it!

Author:  itsallwater [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: Tube Strike

I'm down tomorrow so should be fun if there's nothing between St P's and Victoria! Although a 4 mile walk is always a nice way to start the day! *cough*

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:57 ]
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Get the ferry from Blackfriars Pier (right near St. Pauls) to Westminster Millennium Pier and then get the 11, 211 or 148 to Victoria (or just walk the last .75 of a mile).

Author:  itsallwater [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 14:04 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Get the ferry from Blackfriars Pier (right near St. Pauls) to Westminster Millennium Pier and then get the 11, 211 or 148 to Victoria (or just walk the last .75 of a mile).

Thanks for the info Grim... I actually meant St Pancras, as I'm a tard at spelling I shortened it. I think I should be OK if the same tubes stay open as they are today.

Author:  Dudley [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 14:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Tube Strike

They're paid twice the national average wage for the world's easiest job and were offered 5 years guaranteed above inflation rises.

They should have bit TFL's hand off.

Worse, starting the strike at 7pm, in the middle of the rush is cuntery of the finest order.

I can actually get a tube home too though, I think most have realised how pathetic this one is, apparently Crow is now holding them to ransom over a thief and someone who was sacked for trying to let all the passengers out onto a live line.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 14:22 ]
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Don't forget that the England match at Wembley tonight is going to be a fucking nightmare to get to.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 14:23 ]
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Don't forget there is an England game at Wembley today. On top of no tube the Chiltern railway trains have said they aren' going to stop after midday at Wembley due to 'safety concerns'. Midday?? the game kicks off at 7:45!!

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 14:31 ]
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Dudley wrote:
They're paid twice the national average wage for the world's easiest job


Apart from the risk of occasionally killing some selfish twat. Although, to be far to you Duds, they don't have to lift a finger to actually do it.

(In fact, I think they have to lift a finger to not do it.)

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 14:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Tube Strike

Grim... wrote:
Don't forget that the England match at Wembley tonight is going to be a fucking nightmare to get to.


Jubbly Line is running, so a fair few should be able to get there.

Author:  Dudley [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 14:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: Tube Strike

Curiosity wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Don't forget that the England match at Wembley tonight is going to be a fucking nightmare to get to.


Jubbly Line is running, so a fair few should be able to get there.


Where does that stop? Wembley Park station will be closed apparently.

Chiltern are a bunch of wusses.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 14:58 ]
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Didn't they stop selling tickets to the football as soon as they heard about the proposed tube strike?

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Tube Strike

Dudley wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Don't forget that the England match at Wembley tonight is going to be a fucking nightmare to get to.


Jubbly Line is running, so a fair few should be able to get there.


Where does that stop?


Mammary Lane?

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:07 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Don't forget that the England match at Wembley tonight is going to be a fucking nightmare to get to.


Jubbly Line is running, so a fair few should be able to get there.

The station is closed.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Tube Strike

Dudley wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Don't forget that the England match at Wembley tonight is going to be a fucking nightmare to get to.


Jubbly Line is running, so a fair few should be able to get there.


Where does that stop? Wembley Park station will be closed apparently.

Chiltern are a bunch of wusses.


AFAIK the Wembley Park Jubbly Line station won't be closed.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:20 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
AFAIK the Wembley Park Jubbly Line station won't be closed.

It does seem that way. That's not what they were saying on the radio this morning.

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:22 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
AFAIK the Wembley Park Jubbly Line station won't be closed.


What about Chesticles Road?

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Tube Strike

How about Wembley Perk?

Author:  Dudley [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:25 ]
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Craster wrote:
Didn't they stop selling tickets to the football as soon as they heard about the proposed tube strike?


Yup but that's still 70,000 people with both major transport interchanges missing.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:28 ]
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Fair enough - I had no idea what the actual figures of tickets sold was.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:34 ]
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They are offering refunds for people that don't want to come, and opening the gates way early, so Wembley are doing everything they can.

Apparently, a tube strike costs London £2,000,000 an hour. Cor.

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:34 ]
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Funcushions Drive?

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:35 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Apparently, a tube strike costs London £2,000,000 an hour. Cor.


If it is that important, then funding it to the tune of £1,000,000 an hour should give you a damned good service.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:36 ]
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Plissken wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Apparently, a tube strike costs London £2,000,000 an hour. Cor.


If it is that important, then funding it to the tune of £1,000,000 an hour should give you a damned good service.

I'd imagine they do, don't they? Easily.

[edit]Oh, per hour - maybe not.

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:37 ]
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1,000,000 x 24 x 365 = 8,760,000,000.

Unless my maths is out, £8.76bn.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:41 ]
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I bet it's more than £1,000,000 a day, though. Nothing online seems happy to give up the numbers involved.

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:47 ]
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£39bn over ten years.

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/corporate/media/n ... /7386.aspx

Author:  Cras [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:48 ]
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Do they get the cash from the consumer on top of that, or is that already included in the 39bn?

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:54 ]
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Craster wrote:
Do they get the cash from the consumer on top of that, or is that already included in the 39bn?

The way I read it, I think it's on top. "Grant Funding" can't include ticket sales, can it?

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:54 ]
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Even so, that's £4bill a year, so roughly £500,000 per hour. Fuck me.

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 15:59 ]
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That is TfL, which is buses and the Tube. And presumably lots of other things as well.

Author:  itsallwater [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:00 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Even so, that's £4bill a year, so roughly £500,000 per hour. Fuck me.


I would do for £500,000 per hour!

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:01 ]
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True that. But still, £500,000 per hour to make London's public transport go? That's a shit load of cash, man.

[edit]@Plissken obviously.

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:05 ]
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Shit load of it though.

£0.5m per hour for a system where if 50% of it doesn't work it costs £2m a hour. That is a 3x profit margin. Not bad at all.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:13 ]
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And that's without including fares, it seems.

Author:  Dudley [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:19 ]
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I suspect the cost is the made up cost of people not getting to work etc.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:21 ]
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Yeah, I guess.

Author:  Malabelm [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:21 ]
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For £500,000 an hour, I would give piggybacks to everyone in London. I'd only have to last a couple of minutes to earn more than I would in a year at this job.

When can I start?

Author:  Cras [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:22 ]
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Image

Seems to suggest fares income (again, across the network) is in the order of £3bn pa.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:26 ]
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That. Is. So. Much. Money.

Author:  Plissken [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 16:35 ]
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6% of the NHS.

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