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Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 20:07

Some of the photos are up

My God, the bloke is awesome. (I mean the photographer)

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Awesome, awesome venue - where is that?

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Apr 17, 2008 23:15

The Great Hall, Adlington Hall, Adlington, just outside Macclesfield.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

If I ever get married again, or need to hold some sort of coronation or Valhalla recreation, that is perfect.

Nik · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1982

Grim... wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Grim... wrote:

So was Sam. It sucks. DON'T DO IT!

Oh heavens, was he? My eldest sister was, and it caused lots of health problems for her. Is he all okay?

Sam managed to get the cord around his neck twice (as in around it twice, not at two separate times). The doctors pinned an ECG thing onto his head while he was still in the womb and he flatlined about twenty seconds before he was born. He come out grey and limp, like something that not only wasn't going to live, but that never had or could live. Mrs. Grim... was so out of it with all the pain she had no idea what was going on, so every time she looked at me I had to put on a "yup, everything's fine" face even though I was petrified.
The docs put him on a magic machine which blows air into their face and massages him - they didn't zap him (to my knowledge), and it took him about three minutes (which felt like about three hours) before he took on some colour and started to cry.
He got an 8 in that 'life' test after five minutes, and a 10 a few minutes later, so he's fine.

Bloody hell, that sounds, er, grim. Apart from the bit where he turned out fine, obviously.

To add to the original topic, I'm getting married in October, and feel terribly disorganised about it.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

CUS wrote:

Fortunately, there was no permanent physical or mental damage.

No-one? No-one wanted this?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:59

You look a lot like someone I know from another forum, Plissken.

CUS · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:00

I was surprised too, Dudley. I'm a very generous writer.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 16:21

Congratulations Plisskin! Hope you have a wonderful honeymoon too!

Sounds like a real tramatic time you had with Sam there Grim... he looks healthy enough now though

Shewolf · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 16:23

Mr Chris wrote:

Some firms charge £1000 an hour for a partner (and we'd only bill about £350 for a partner).

I am going back to college/uni.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 16:55

Heh, I've considered doing an extra year and converting to a law degree. Think I'll just get a job instead though.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 16:58

Mr Chris wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Congrats, man!

Here is some friendly advice from a fellow married person: DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

THIS

Now you tell me.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Heh!

Congraturations. Or have you already announced it and I missed it?

Either way - don't worry it gets great once they get past the inital shit stage.

So, in 22 years time when they're not at university sucking your wallet dry.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 17:07

Yeah, little Zardette is 3 months away now mate. I mentioned it in that other place.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

Yeah, little Zardette is 3 months away now mate. I mentioned it in that other place.

Ah, haven't frequented there on anything approaching a regular basis for a long time.

Still - conglaturations!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 17:10

Congratualations indeed!

Shewolf · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 17:22

to you.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 17:25

Wow thanks, I feel like I've really pissed on Plisskens parade now.

Ah well, he's on his Honeymoon now and I've got years of shit and screaming ahead of me.

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