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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:43 
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See I found it pretty much constantly amusing. I think I'm easier to please though.

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Jesus Christ blade runner was a tedious slow, predictable pile of shit. Very pretty though.

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Jesus Christ blade runner was a tedious slow, predictable pile of shit. Very pretty though.

You fucking what?

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Jesus Christ blade runner was a tedious slow, predictable pile of shit. Very pretty though.

You fucking what?

You heard fuckface.

God some of it I was just willing the director to cut to the next shot or something... It just dragged like a dog with worms' arse. But no, let's have the wrong Ryan just keep walking into camera or watching the cringeworthy performance of the joi thing. Jesus.

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Mr Chris making a bold opening gambit to retain his title as Captain Wrong for 2017, it seems.

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Jesus Christ blade runner was a tedious slow, predictable pile of shit. Very pretty though.

You fucking what?

You heard fuckface.

God some of it I was just willing the director to cut to the next shot or something... It just dragged like a dog with worms' arse. But no, let's have the wrong Ryan just keep walking into camera or watching the cringeworthy performance of the joi thing. Jesus.


I...I. ..

Wow.

Christ.

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You're just pissed cos I could see the emperor's winky.

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MrChris wrote:
Jesus Christ blade runner was a tedious slow, predictable pile of shit. Very pretty though.

To hold this opinion you'd have be as soulless as a corporate lawyer and as shallow as someone who likes the Star Wars prequels but when called upon to defend that opinion thinks it's enough to say "pew pew pew."

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Ahahahah.

Bear in mind I liked the original. I just thought the pacing was massively off, and it was relying on its own (admittedly gorgeous) imagery to carry the length of a film that was a good thirty minutes too long.

I like films that make you think, but this was genuinely hr first film I've been to in ages where I was willing it to come to its rather obvious conclusion.

I like the star wars prequels as uninvolved visual candy (and happily skip the boring Anakin bits) not films that are trying to create a treatise on the nature of being.

As my kids say - different people like different things.

Also - not a corporate lawyer.

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Also - not a corporate lawyer.

Well, whatever mask you wear by day, we all know your real identity is what you do at night: MURDERLAWYER.


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Also - not a corporate lawyer.

Well, whatever mask you wear by day, we all know your real identity is what you do at night: MURDERLAWYER.

And in that role I have a very good grasp of what makes a person go.

Primarily their pulmonary system.

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That is my least vulnerable spot.

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Watching Star Wars Ep I with the opinion that Jar Jar is a Sith Lord is a far more enjoyable experience than just watching it.

Although I didn't really hate it in the first place.

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Justice League: isn't great, but isn't total horseshit either, so it gets a 'meh' out of 10. There's a good film in there somewhere with some decent character beats and moments of the proper kind of teamwork in a battle that you want to see from a super-team. There's also still the usual load of pointless shit crammed in that you just don't care about plus Wonder Woman is the only one of the trinity that they haven't just totally fucked up. Batman is boring as shit and almost completely superfluous and despite all the talk about Superman as being a shining light of inspiring humanity his actual characterisation as shown is still "aloof and frankly fucking terrifying alien god". It's like Snyder just doesn't understand that having characters saying a thing isn't enough, you also need to follow through and show that a thing is true as well. This time around at least the quippy dialogue does land most of the time, as opposed to the cringey lead-ballooning that BvS was stuffed full of but I imagine that's Whedon's input more than anything else.


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My boy wants to see Paddington 2 this weekend, so I thought I better watch the first.

Why has it taken me so long to see it? It was brilliant, every one needs a bear with a hard stare and marmalade sandwiches....

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Yeah, I've heard really good things about Paddington 2 but I should probably watch the first one.

Went to see Justice League the other night. It's a bit of a hot mess tonally (you can really see Whedon's influence, and I'm not keen on it) but I really don't think it's as bad as people are saying - it's certainly not as bad as the Rotten Tomatoes scores suggest.

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Yes I thought I had to watch the first..

Is JL ok for an 8 year old?

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Is JL ok for an 8 year old?

I should think so, yep. I don't remember any swearing, or any nudity. Obviously there's quite a lot of fighting and violence but nothing out of the ordinary for superhero films. If he's easily scared then he may not like the villain and his cronies, though.

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I will watch it first.. cheers

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I've seen Paddington 2. It's very very funny. And really quite moving in parts. Make sure you stay through the credits at the end.

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Netrunner guy loved it.

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I feel you both wanted more out of Hitman's Bodyguard than it ever promised. It was always from the start going to be exactly what it was, a Jackson/Reynolds enemies-turned-friends buddy movie and it delivered exactly that. Did it need a bit of a trim? Probably. Still great though.
I am pleasantly surprised that this is showing at the local multiPlex in decent quality. That's tonight sorted.

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God I love Ryan Reynolds. So so much better than Ryan "THE WRONG RYAN" Gosling.

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God I love Ryan Reynolds. So so much better than Ryan "THE WRONG RYAN" Gosling.

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Oh come on. He's perfection.

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Mr Chris is entirely correct.

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Far from the first time.

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