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Just seen Civil War. Pretty darn good, refreshing plot, great fights and very good character work. Flags just a little a third of the way in where momentum sort of fails, but soon picks up speed again resulting in a great finale. Best fight I think everyone will agree on.

I'd rate it in top 8 Marvel movies, still no Avengers and doesn't have the on-the-run tension of Winter Soldier, but still a darn good film. 4/5 from me. Might go up a little on eventual DVD re-watch.

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It's also very funny. Falcon and Ant-Man and Spiderman get many good lines.


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It's also very funny. Falcon and Ant-Man and Spiderman get many good lines.

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It's also very funny. Falcon and Ant-Man and Spiderman get many good lines.


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Just rewatched Drive, seen it a couple of times before, but not for a while.

Damn that's a good movie.

Edit: Only God Forgives is better though. Tbh all of NWR's movies are outstanding.


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I really enjoyed Civil war, seen it twice now.. i really good hero romp. one of my friends said too my super heroes in it and did not know the characters. Don't think she has watched other Marvel films

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Just rewatched Drive, seen it a couple of times before, but not for a while.

Damn that's a good movie.

Edit: Only God Forgives is better though. Tbh all of NWR's movies are outstanding.


I'd rate Drive as the better of the two myself, but there's not much in it.

Seen both films three or four times now, they're both absolutely superb, you almost feel them more than watch them.


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Drive is rubbish you goons. Days of Thunder is so much better

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Episode VII is excellent second time round.


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Watched The Family last night and really enjoyed it. So much so, we've just watched Goodfella's. :D

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Just rewatched Drive, seen it a couple of times before, but not for a while.

Damn that's a good movie.

Edit: Only God Forgives is better though. Tbh all of NWR's movies are outstanding.


I'd rate Drive as the better of the two myself, but there's not much in it.

Seen both films three or four times now, they're both absolutely superb, you almost feel them more than watch them.


Valhalla Rising is the best Nwr film. Drive is also great even though I still can't forgive what happened to Christina Hendricks character.

Only god forgives was boring. A pretty kind of boring, but still boring.


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Balls. We paid for coffee and could have gotten it free. MrsA's housekeeping has been adjusted accordingly.

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Better than Ultron, not as good as Assemble. Took me a while to realise I haven't seen a couple of the other films so that's why I didn't know why everyone knew each other.

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Better than Ultron, not as good as Assemble.

That covers a lot of Marvel films :)

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Better than Ultron, not as good as Assemble.

That covers a lot of Marvel films :)

Most of them, by my count...!


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Better than Ultron, not as good as Assemble.

That covers a lot of Marvel films :)

Most of them, by my count...!


Not any of the fantastic four films?

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Better than Ultron, not as good as Assemble.

That covers a lot of Marvel films :)

Most of them, by my count...!


Not any of the fantastic four films?

While they used Marvel characters, they weren't Marvel films or part of the MCU.

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Better than Ultron, not as good as Assemble.

That covers a lot of Marvel films :)

Most of them, by my count...!


And it's funny, because Ultron isn't by any means a bad film. It has fun bits, good one-liners and some great fights. It just goes on for far too long and ends up being agonisingly indecisive as to whether Tony Stark has changed or learnt anything or not. It's a film I had a good time watching at the cinema, but there's no desire to re-watch it. Whereas Avengers Assemble is screwball joyous fun.

Anyway, guess that Ultron's low placement means the Marvel batting average is pretty good.

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Assemble
Guardians
Thor
Civil War
Captain America 1
Thor 2

The others I haven't seen I dob't think. They've gone a bit Bourney in my mind.

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Watch the Iron Mans (well, one and three) and Ant Man at least, fewl.

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Also if you watched Civil War without seeing Winter Soldier it must have been more than a little confusing.

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Watch the Iron Mans (well, one and three) and Ant Man at least, fewl.


Oh yes. I forgot about iron mans.

They sit below guardians.

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They sit below guardians.


Most things do. Because it's funny. A lesson DC seem utterly incapable of learning.

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Also if you watched Civil War without seeing Winter Soldier it must have been more than a little confusing.


Some bits were. Yes.

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Also, Winter Soldier is the best one, aside from Assemble, and possibly Gurdians.

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My top 5:

1) Assemble
2) Guardians
3) Ant Man
4) Winter Soldier
5) Civil War

Guardians is close behind Assemble, Ant Man & Winter Soldier could easily swap around depending on the mood I'm in. Civil War (which I've only seen the once) had some bits that were better than Winter Soldier, but some bits lacking, on repeat viewings it may get better. I think Age of Ultron went in at 3, and then slid down, possibly below Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 now as well.

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Never really ranked them all. Here it goes.

Guardians of the Galaxy
(Daredevil season 1 would go here if it counts, not finished the second season yet)
Iron Man
Thor
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Marvel's The Avengers
Ant-Man
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Iron Man 3
Captain America: The First Avenger
Iron Man 2
Thor: The Dark World
The Incredible Hulk


I liked Ultron more than you lot seem to have. It certainly made a bunch of misteps, but I enjoyed the downtime with all the characters, and I thought Ultron was a pretty good villain. I laughed more than I did in the first Avengers. The romance between Hulk and Black Widow was atrocious, and they didn't make particularly good use of Quicksilver or Scarlet Witch, but overall I enjoyed it plenty.

Edit: Even the bottom five on my list there I think have plenty of redeeming qualities. They really have managed to maintain a pretty high standard.


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Deadpool
Avengers Assemble
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Avengers: Age of Ultron
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Deadpool (who I suppose can probably just get away with straddling different studios continuities given his superpower of being aware of the medium he is appearing in) was entertaining enough, but it really did have a shit plot. It was entirely carried by the (excellent) humour and (above average) excessive violence, but it was a pretty weak story. The central romantic relationship was paper thin and badly told, and the villain had very little going on. I enjoyed it, but I hope they do a better job of delivering the full package with the sequel.


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Deadpool (who I suppose can probably just get away with straddling different studios continuities given his superpower of being aware of the medium he is appearing in) was entertaining enough, but it really did have a shit plot. It was entirely carried by the (excellent) humour and (above average) excessive violence, but it was a pretty weak story. The central romantic relationship was paper thin and badly told, and the villain had very little going on. I enjoyed it, but I hope they do a better job of delivering the full package with the sequel.


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What bits do you disagree with?

It was a good movie, but the story and plot were legitimately bad.


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Whilst I enjoyed Civil War, I think I'm getting a condition which I'm dubbing "Marvel humour fatigue" - the quippy one liners and jokes are starting to wear a little thin, now.

There's only so many times we can see Tony Stark being an egotistical self-centred git, when in each film he's in his character arc seems to send him closer to a point where he is humbled by all that's around him, but by the next film it's business as usual.

I thought after Avengers 1 (and in Iron Man 3) they were really going to play up the PTSD angle, and I thought it worked really well. But then, at the end of IM3 he claims to be a changed man, and then by the next film it's all back to normal.

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What bits do you disagree with?


The point where you levelled a single criticism at the greatest film of all time. The plot had a deliberate comedy moment where Wade was sent to talk to a guy 'because it'll advance the plot, or something' - no film has ever had a better plot.

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Deadpool
If you're going to start ranking Deadpool in there, you need to rank all the other Fox films. And then you'd probably have to do all the Sony ones too. This would be dull though.

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I thought after Avengers 1 (and in Iron Man 3) they were really going to play up the PTSD angle, and I thought it worked really well. But then, at the end of IM3 he claims to be a changed man, and then by the next film it's all back to normal.
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I thought after Avengers 1 (and in Iron Man 3) they were really going to play up the PTSD angle, and I thought it worked really well. But then, at the end of IM3 he claims to be a changed man, and then by the next film it's all back to normal.


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If you're going to start ranking Deadpool in there, you need to rank all the other Fox films. And then you'd probably have to do all the Sony ones too. This would be dull though.

I'm going to be putting "Deadpool" at the top of any list of films I make from now on.

In fact, any list of things.

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The point where you levelled a single criticism at the greatest film of all time. The plot had a deliberate comedy moment where Wade was sent to talk to a guy 'because it'll advance the plot, or something' - no film has ever had a better plot.


Vic & Bob's 'House of Fools' had already done that joke. Winningly.

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If you're going to start ranking Deadpool in there, you need to rank all the other Fox films. And then you'd probably have to do all the Sony ones too. This would be dull though.

I'm going to be putting "Deadpool" at the top of any list of films I make from now on.

In fact, any list of things.


They did sneaky references to the MCU though, such as the final fight being on (allegedly) a Helicarrier, and Hydra Bob being sort of in it.

So it's not actually MCU, but it's Deadpool, and he cares not for your rules.

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I've also just realised that I'd love to see Larry David as a superhero in Tony Stark's shoes.

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That bit in Civil War when he's emotionally devastated by the woman telling him about his (actually pretty tangential) role in the death of her son, I'd love to see that play out with Larry David.

Bitter woman: "He went there to build affordable housing. You dropped a city on his head."

Iron David: "That's very unfortunate. That's very sad. If I saw him I would have shouted something. You know, 'Get out of the way. City falling,' or something."

Bitter woman: "He tried to change the world, and you killed him."

Iron David: "I didn't kill him. I don't even know the guy! You say he was black? Because this wasn't a race thing. I have many black super-friends. Don't read anything into this."

Bitter Woman: "While you were out stopping the bad guys you didn't even think about anyone else!"

Iron David: "I distinctly did. I remember flying around and thinking, "Oh Gosh, I hope that city doesn't fall on anyone's head." What do you want me to do about it? What? Stop staring at me. How's this my problem?"

Bitter Woman: "You..."

Iron David: "I saved loads of people. I saved that guy with the comb-over and the kid and the uglier kid with the overbite and... and I saved loads of people! I filled a bus with them! Did you save anybody?"

Bitter Woman: "You're a bad man, Iron David..."

Iron David: "I'm not a bad man. You're a bad woman for trying to guilt a guy trying to do a good job. Yeah, you think on that. Laying an Elevator Guilt-Ambush on me. What, was I supposed to catch that city? I've lost all desire to finish this bagel now. You've ruined my lunch-break. Don't phone me. GOODBYE!"


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Other than Scarlet Witch fucking up the explosion, nothing that was lain at the avengers feet was anything other than them clearing up other people's mess

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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2016 18:39 
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What bits do you disagree with?


The point where you levelled a single criticism at the greatest film of all time. The plot had a deliberate comedy moment where Wade was sent to talk to a guy 'because it'll advance the plot, or something' - no film has ever had a better plot.


Vic & Bob's 'House of Fools' had already done that joke. Winningly.


Deadpool pay homage to Vic & Bob! That's even better!

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 Post subject: Re: The Movie topic
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Agree with Pete.

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Other than Scarlet Witch fucking up the explosion, nothing that was lain at the avengers feet was anything other than them clearing up other people's mess


She's lovely, too.

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