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Admittedly, this trailer for the original Japanese version doesn't make it look great, but I liked the film



The anime series is on Netflix, but I've not got through it all as yet.

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Baywatch*: What a load of old wank.

* The only fleshed out character is The Rock. He's also the executive producer; what a surprise. The cameos of Hoff and Pam Anderson are as terrible as you can expect. The lady who plays CJ was gorgeous though. Probably worth watching for her bits. I said 'bits'.


You could not be more wrong. Baywatch is amazing in every way. You are not wrong about CJ though, oh my.

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Baywatch was great, even if they did cut the funniest bit from the trailer (The Rock pushing the moped along with one leg).

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The remake of CHIPS was better. It had a better cock joke than Baywatch, if that's your bag.


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The Hitman's Bodyguard is pretty damn good. Funny, with good action sequences (and a particularly good chase through Amsterdam) and with another excellent (if minor) scenery-chewing performance from Gary Oldman.


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War for the Planet of the Apes. Pretty good, but much more on the interpersonal relationships and scene setting than the action side. A slow burner; the apes are remarkable, but at times I felt like I was being invited to just marvel at them. Which would have worked better without the mood music, which was at times too heavy on the 'well now it's a sad time', 'now look at the nuances of these relationships' side.

Plot holes all over the place - if you can put aside any 'but WHY?' feelings you'll enjoy it more. Sets the scene nicely for more. I didn't hate it, but it was a bit slow.


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Annabelle: Creation: loses it's way a little bit in the last section when the shit properly hits the fan but that doesn't detract from how fucking terrifying the quieter first two-thirds of it are. I don't watch a lot of horror films so this might not be the state of the art but I found it realy scary.
Hitman's Bodyguard: is pretty predictable--and all the funniest bits are in the trailer as always--but it's very entertaining as you'd expect and I doubt anyone would come out of it having not enjoyed it.
The Dark Tower: having not read the books I don't know how much it glosses over but it's a pretty anaemic stuff considering the whole 'end of the world' level plot it tries to set up. I'd struggle to point to something specific it did wrong but it just felt like it was so much less than the sum of it's parts. Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey are watchable as always but they're just not given enough to work with. Also, the fact that main characters are called Roland and fucking Walter is just stupid.


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Also, the fact that main characters are called Roland and fucking Walter is just stupid.


Roland as in the strongest and bravest of Charlemagne's knights. It's myffic, innit?


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Most recent watch for me was THE GREEN INFERNO (18) which can be found on FLIX-O-NET.

It's by Eli ('Hostel') Roth and I'd basically describe it as 'Hostel in the jungle with cannibals'.

So we get about 50 minutes of setup with slightly annoying American students wanting to go out to Africa and save an indigenous tribe and the forest they live in from destruction, because EVIL CORPORATION wants the natural gas deposits under where the tribe lives.

They do their protest and it appears to have been successful but then there is an ACCIDENT and they find themselves in harm's way as the tribe turns out not to be that friendly after all.

The second half of the film is then a succession of pretty hardcore death and gore scenes, the likes of which I'm surprised got through with an R rating. (I'd guess the MPAA did their usual trick of shortening shots rather than having them removed completely, as a lot of the most gory shots are very brief but still enough to see what's going on. If you want to see a man get graphically dismembered and eaten alive, and have his squishy bits gouged out as special tasty treats, this is the film for you! Oh yes and FGM, because none of us can get enough of that, eh?)

High art it most certainly is not but like Roth's other work it is competently put together and the sense of terror and dread felt by the group is well established, conveyed, and ratcheted up to extreme levels. We also find that some of the group turn out to be reasonably good eggs under pressure so we can sympathise with them, although the tribe themselves aren't portrayed as 'evil' per se, they're just doing their thing which happens to be killing and eating people. Oh yes, and FGM.

There are a couple of twists and turns and some irony kicks in during the later stages as previous enemies become allies and stuff like that, but really, everyone's just here for the creative gore.

I just about gave this a 'thumbs up' but it was very close, and the score is:

495/1000


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Death note?

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'I.T.' was added to Netflix today

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A self-proclaimed millionaire, has his life turned upside down after firing his I.T. consultant.


Sounds a bit crap? It is. I was expecting perhaps something along the lines of 'Firewall', but nope.

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All Eyez on Me is dogshit from the over-acting to the cringe inducing dialogue, from the Tesco Michael Bay slow-mo to the saccharine story telling. It is just a low rent mess of a straight to DVD movie that surely only escaped for a full release thanks to success of Straight Outta Compton.

Mind you, you really have to applaud the casting people really did a fabulous job of finding a 2Pac actor that looks scarily like the man himself and who sounds similar and accurately reproduced his mannerisms. However those people need shooting twice in the chest, once in the arm and once in the thigh for the atrocity of terrible unknown actors that play Dr Dre, Snoop, Suge and worse of all Big Poppa.

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Last night's film was ATARI: GAME OVER which is about the video game crash of 1983 and the role the 2600 game ET had to play in it.

It features plenty of archive footage and also has current interviews with many key figures of the time, including the chap who was given just 5 weeks to make ET for the 2600.

The thread holding these two stories together is a dig at the fabled landfill site where mythology has it that thousands of ET unsold and returned ET cartridges were buried in the early 80s - will they find anything under the ground?

This is a warm, interesting, very watchable documentary. Howard Scott Warshaw (he made Yar's Revenage, Raiders Of the Lost Ark and ET for the 2600) comes over as a decent bloke and has plenty of great tales about the early years at Atari.

If I had a complaint it'd be that it's too short at just 66 minutes, I could have quite easily watched another hour of the fascinating interviews with all the main characters in the film.

885/1000 - Available now on FLIXER-NETTERS.



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Yeah A GO is awesome. It's definitely got that "treasure hunting" vibe about it, which keeps you excited all the way through.

Last night I watched Fallen (Denzel Washington). Can't believe it had slipped through the net for 19 years ! great film. Also watched Spotlight too and again, wasn't disappointed. Unusual that I watch two films back to back that are great. I think my only disappointment with Fallen was that it strongly hinted at a sequel but it never materialised I guess. Shame.

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The Hitman's Bodyguard has Ryan Reynolds doing his Deadpool/Van Wilder schtick again and, frankly, it was one film too much for me. As tired of Ryan Reynolds as I am, I'm even more worn out by Samuel L Jackson who is seemingly in every film ever made ever.

Despite this, it's reasonably entertaining and has a couple of funny lines and moments but you won't remember any of it within a weeks time.


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I'm watching Van Wilder, and dedicating it to Sat.

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Fucking love that film

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Right then Beexers, I'm sick of you lot watching crap Marvel films and spaffing your underroos, so I'm recommending a film for you fannies to watch, cause I just watched it and I thought it was effing BRILLIANT.

It's called IT COMES AT NIGHT (2017).

Now off you go and watch it. You want more details? No. Just watch it. That is all.


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Watched 'Paycheck' earlier on Amazon. As it's about a bloke who gets his memory wiped, it seems fitting that I'd forgotten that I'd seen it before. I had a vague memory of the plot, but had no idea it was this film or that Ben Affleck was the lead.

I'm not entirely convinced by the plot device where
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he sends himself items to his future self to help him escape his predicaments. To get everything right, he would have had to experiment over and over with combinations of items, as each variation would have altered the future outcome, meaning he'd have to re-watch his future over and over.


I have tried, and failed, to get through this film a couple of times, succumbing instead to the sweet feeling of dozing on the sofa.

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Lord of the Flies to be remade but with girls instead of boys. People have expressed surprise.

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I watched the original Steven King's IT the other night for the first time.

Tim Curry really carries it along as Pennywise, the other actors being pretty sketchy at times. Very creepy and I was enjoying it for almost the full three hours...

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...until we find out the true form is a fucking Spider(?!) and all they do is kick fucking shit out of its glowing belly(?!)

Fucking wank out of 10

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I'm not using spoilers for IT.

The problem with IT is the book describes it as a formless eldritch horror, floating in an endless, infinite abyss with 'deadlights' (the glowing belly) being so beautiful and enrapturing that none can resist the pull. Or something like that

Quite hard to do on a TV budget. I only realised quite recently that IT is very closely tied into The Dark Tower series. Mainly through the aforementioned abyss.


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Most of King's work is tied to The Dark Tower.

http://stephenking.com/darktower/connections/

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I'm not using spoilers for IT.

The problem with IT is the book describes it as a formless eldritch horror, floating in an endless, infinite abyss with 'deadlights' (the glowing belly) being so beautiful and enrapturing that none can resist the pull. Or something like that

Quite hard to do on a TV budget. I only realised quite recently that IT is very closely tied into The Dark Tower series. Mainly through the aforementioned abyss.

There's no excuse for what they did, could have left it to your imagination (camera focused on actors etc). That they decided to utilise absolutely dire modelling for such a pathetically lazy creature design deserves nothing less than absolute ridicule. The visual effects department need a good fucking shoeing.

This was made in 1990, 8 years after The Thing. No excuse for shitty monster modelling and practical effects.

Apart from that it was good.

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I always though the first half (with the kids) was way stronger than the second.

Tim Curry is immense, though.

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The chicken is the best character! He's played by Wash!


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I hope we are all aware of Tim Curry's greatest work?


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Film Review!

John wick! Could have been right shorter had he gone to the pet shop 20 mins in.

Watch of on telly but better guns n violence films exist.

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DavPaz wrote:
The chicken is the best character! He's played by Wash!


But, I wanna be a demi god.

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The chicken is the best character! He's played by Wash!


But, I wanna be a demi god.

But the chicken is the Samoan God Amo'a'ta, God of pain, war, flames and cheesy snacks!


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Right then Beexers, I'm sick of you lot watching crap Marvel films and spaffing your underroos, so I'm recommending a film for you fannies to watch, cause I just watched it and I thought it was effing BRILLIANT.

It's called IT COMES AT NIGHT (2017).

Now off you go and watch it. You want more details? No. Just watch it. That is all.


I tried to watch this at the pictures when we were across in July but there was no afternoon showing so I got Despicable Me 3 with wife and child instead.

However I see it is now available on home formats so I'll rent it out and watch it tonight.


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The annoying thing about Days of Thunder, the only criticism that can be rightly levelled at it, is that Nicole Kidman's character, who is a neurologist, rides on a motorbike without a crash helmet.

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The annoying thing about Days of Thunder, the only criticism that can be rightly levelled at it, is that Nicole Kidman's character, who is a neurologist, rides on a motorbike without a crash helmet.

Plenty of doctors and nurses drink and smoke, despite knowing the risks to their health.

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The annoying thing about Days of Thunder, the only criticism that can be rightly levelled at it, is that Nicole Kidman's character, who is a neurologist, rides on a motorbike without a crash helmet.

Plenty of doctors and nurses drink and smoke, despite knowing the risks to their health.


In which case, it is the perfect film.

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Right then Beexers, I'm sick of you lot watching crap Marvel films and spaffing your underroos, so I'm recommending a film for you fannies to watch, cause I just watched it and I thought it was effing BRILLIANT.

It's called IT COMES AT NIGHT (2017).

Now off you go and watch it. You want more details? No. Just watch it. That is all.


So I watched this last night and I think it's one of those films I admire more than I like. It has problems.

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I get what they were trying to do, there is no actual 'IT' that comes at night, the monster here is man's own fear and mistrust, his propensity for violence. There's no need for an actual monster, because we can all become the monster - collectively or individually.

The whole post-apocalyptic scenario is essentially a sideline, since at no point do we actually see any monsters or zombies, or indeed any sick people apart from the granddad at the start, in dream sequences, and then Travis right at the end. There's also no attempt to explain what has happened to the world, or how, or when - I get that it's not supposed to be important so it doesn't need to be explained.

The problem I have with the film is that it's just a bit all over the place - it sort of has 'an idea' but doesn't really know where to go with it. Plus there are too many cheap jump scares, too many 'Ooooh is it a dream?' sequences, then dreams within dreams and all that cobblers.

And it plays out like a monster film, we're expecting a reveal and feel slightly cheated when we don't get one. If you're going to subvert a genre, you'd better make sure you do it REALLY WELL, and this film doesn't.

Then there are all the threads that aren't explained or explored, like Will's lying about his brother, or the sexual tension between Travis and Kim, or who opened the red door on the night the dog 'returned'.

My reading of it is that perhaps the dog and Travis are infected right from the start (they got it from the granddad?), which would explain all of Travis' nightmares about the illness and his (implied?) sleepwalking? It would also explain how the red door got opened (although not the outer door, which he wouldn't have had access to the key for).

I found it interesting at least, so afterwards did some Googling around only to find out that the director wanted it all to be a bit ambiguous and you can make up what you want it to mean. Erm, no, actually - you wrote and directed the fucking thing, so you should know what the point of it all is and what really happened. Apparently it's a personal film to help him cope with the death of his father which is fine but, y'know, listen to some sad songs and look at some old pictures or something, and then make a coherent film.

I'd latched on well before the end that there was no real monster or baddies as such, and that the real monsters were the humans, Paul in particular but also his wife once they realise Will and family are going to try and leave. I forget the exact scene and lines but it if there were subtitles they'd say 'THESE ARE THE BADDIES RIGHT HERE FOLKS, HERE IS YOUR MONSTER!'

The final few minutes were a bit of a gut punch and well done, although I didn't buy into their ability to murder an entire family in cold blood, including a three year old child.

On top of all that even the premise didn't feel particularly fresh. Thinking of, for example, THE BABADOOK which is notionally a monster film but is actually a film about crippling depression, that film was so well done and so compelling, IT COMES AT NIGHT doesn't hold a candle to it IMO.

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Right then Beexers, I'm sick of you lot watching crap Marvel films and spaffing your underroos, so I'm recommending a film for you fannies to watch, cause I just watched it and I thought it was effing BRILLIANT.

It's called IT COMES AT NIGHT (2017).

Now off you go and watch it. You want more details? No. Just watch it. That is all.


So I watched this last night and I think it's one of those films I admire more than I like. It has problems.

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I get what they were trying to do, there is no actual 'IT' that comes at night, the monster here is man's own fear and mistrust, his propensity for violence. There's no need for an actual monster, because we can all become the monster - collectively or individually.

The whole post-apocalyptic scenario is essentially a sideline, since at no point do we actually see any monsters or zombies, or indeed any sick people apart from the granddad at the start, in dream sequences, and then Travis right at the end. There's also no attempt to explain what has happened to the world, or how, or when - I get that it's not supposed to be important so it doesn't need to be explained.

The problem I have with the film is that it's just a bit all over the place - it sort of has 'an idea' but doesn't really know where to go with it. Plus there are too many cheap jump scares, too many 'Ooooh is it a dream?' sequences, then dreams within dreams and all that cobblers.

And it plays out like a monster film, we're expecting a reveal and feel slightly cheated when we don't get one. If you're going to subvert a genre, you'd better make sure you do it REALLY WELL, and this film doesn't.

Then there are all the threads that aren't explained or explored, like Will's lying about his brother, or the sexual tension between Travis and Kim, or who opened the red door on the night the dog 'returned'.

My reading of it is that perhaps the dog and Travis are infected right from the start (they got it from the granddad?), which would explain all of Travis' nightmares about the illness and his (implied?) sleepwalking? It would also explain how the red door got opened (although not the outer door, which he wouldn't have had access to the key for).

I found it interesting at least, so afterwards did some Googling around only to find out that the director wanted it all to be a bit ambiguous and you can make up what you want it to mean. Erm, no, actually - you wrote and directed the fucking thing, so you should know what the point of it all is and what really happened. Apparently it's a personal film to help him cope with the death of his father which is fine but, y'know, listen to some sad songs and look at some old pictures or something, and then make a coherent film.

I'd latched on well before the end that there was no real monster or baddies as such, and that the real monsters were the humans, Paul in particular but also his wife once they realise Will and family are going to try and leave. I forget the exact scene and lines but it if there were subtitles they'd say 'THESE ARE THE BADDIES RIGHT HERE FOLKS, HERE IS YOUR MONSTER!'

The final few minutes were a bit of a gut punch and well done, although I didn't buy into their ability to murder an entire family in cold blood, including a three year old child.

On top of all that even the premise didn't feel particularly fresh. Thinking of, for example, THE BABADOOK which is notionally a monster film but is actually a film about crippling depression, that film was so well done and so compelling, IT COMES AT NIGHT doesn't hold a candle to it IMO.

Only very slightly better than THE GREEN INFERNO - 505/1000


I agree with this, apart from the bit about the babadook, I didn't really like that either.


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Right then Beexers, I'm sick of you lot watching crap Marvel films and spaffing your underroos, so I'm recommending a film for you fannies to watch, cause I just watched it and I thought it was effing BRILLIANT.

It's called IT COMES AT NIGHT (2017).

Now off you go and watch it. You want more details? No. Just watch it. That is all.


So I watched this last night and I think it's one of those films I admire more than I like. It has problems.

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I get what they were trying to do, there is no actual 'IT' that comes at night, the monster here is man's own fear and mistrust, his propensity for violence. There's no need for an actual monster, because we can all become the monster - collectively or individually.

The whole post-apocalyptic scenario is essentially a sideline, since at no point do we actually see any monsters or zombies, or indeed any sick people apart from the granddad at the start, in dream sequences, and then Travis right at the end. There's also no attempt to explain what has happened to the world, or how, or when - I get that it's not supposed to be important so it doesn't need to be explained.

The problem I have with the film is that it's just a bit all over the place - it sort of has 'an idea' but doesn't really know where to go with it. Plus there are too many cheap jump scares, too many 'Ooooh is it a dream?' sequences, then dreams within dreams and all that cobblers.

And it plays out like a monster film, we're expecting a reveal and feel slightly cheated when we don't get one. If you're going to subvert a genre, you'd better make sure you do it REALLY WELL, and this film doesn't.

Then there are all the threads that aren't explained or explored, like Will's lying about his brother, or the sexual tension between Travis and Kim, or who opened the red door on the night the dog 'returned'.

My reading of it is that perhaps the dog and Travis are infected right from the start (they got it from the granddad?), which would explain all of Travis' nightmares about the illness and his (implied?) sleepwalking? It would also explain how the red door got opened (although not the outer door, which he wouldn't have had access to the key for).

I found it interesting at least, so afterwards did some Googling around only to find out that the director wanted it all to be a bit ambiguous and you can make up what you want it to mean. Erm, no, actually - you wrote and directed the fucking thing, so you should know what the point of it all is and what really happened. Apparently it's a personal film to help him cope with the death of his father which is fine but, y'know, listen to some sad songs and look at some old pictures or something, and then make a coherent film.

I'd latched on well before the end that there was no real monster or baddies as such, and that the real monsters were the humans, Paul in particular but also his wife once they realise Will and family are going to try and leave. I forget the exact scene and lines but it if there were subtitles they'd say 'THESE ARE THE BADDIES RIGHT HERE FOLKS, HERE IS YOUR MONSTER!'

The final few minutes were a bit of a gut punch and well done, although I didn't buy into their ability to murder an entire family in cold blood, including a three year old child.

On top of all that even the premise didn't feel particularly fresh. Thinking of, for example, THE BABADOOK which is notionally a monster film but is actually a film about crippling depression, that film was so well done and so compelling, IT COMES AT NIGHT doesn't hold a candle to it IMO.

Only very slightly better than THE GREEN INFERNO - 505/1000


Well obviously you're wrong so here's why:

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The main problem is you want it to be a monster movie, but it isn't and never was. There's no reveal because there was never going to be one. You had nothing to "latch onto" because there were no hints that it was ever going to be a monster movie apart from the title (which is terrible, because it sounds like it's going to be a horror film but isn't). There's no similarity with The Babadook because it's nothing like it. That's all you projecting onto it. It's more of a thriller. It has more in common with The Road (also a great film).

In all honesty I thought it was going to be a horror film from the title too and I did expect something horror-like when I was watching it too, but once I'd finished watching it I'd accepted it for what it was.

The only horror trope that's in the film happens when the dog runs off, but looking back at it, the dog could have sensed other people. It doesn't play out like a horror film at all. It's just a dark look at two families hiding from an unknown disease has broken out.

Plus, I don't know what film you were watching but I can't remember any jump scares and there's a total of no more than 3 dream sequences when the creepy imagery happens and they don't last very long at all.

I acknowledge there's loose threads but most films do and the loose threads here leave you something to speculate on after the film comes to its climax. FYI The only sexual chemistry was in Travis' head during his dream. He's a lonely kid locked in a house in the woods while the world presumably dies outside his windows.

Anyway, here's why the film is so great. The characters are fantastic and, unlike say The Walking Dead or other crappy zombie/post-apocalypse movies, they never do anything that isn't entirely believable within the fiction. Even at the end when the families are threatening to shoot one another their actions are in keeping with how they'd act. When Will gets taken outside in the wheelbarrow it was still 60/40 that Paul would actually execute his new friends. If Will hadn't reacted, most viewers would probably believe that they'd have resolved it and Will's family would have walked.

The ending is fabulously done though.

There's only one problem with the film and that's the catalysit that creates the tension is poor. It's never explained how the dog got back in the house and I'm sure the dog couldn't open the door.

Anyway, I think your reading of who gets what, is wrong. It's fairly clear that the little lad touches the dog and get the disease; he passes it Travis when he puts him into bed; Travis' mum kisses him and also gets it (this was great. Check out her face and how she wipes her lips after she kisses him during a brilliant little sequence. It's so natural and subtle). They weren't infected from the start because the disease takes a day or two to show.

So all in all, a great addition to the depressing side of the post-apocalypse genre. You're wrong, but that's because you're sat there waiting for a monster because, well, for your own reasons.


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Best one of these* in a while: https://youtu.be/saTFPCuQfvw

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As a series of pretty moving images Pirates of the Caribbean 27 is BRILLIANT. It has plenty of nice colours, lovely visuals and plenty going on complimented by a thunderous and often rousing soundtrack.

As a piece of cinematic entertainment it's utterly woeful. The story is all over the place as the cast go from daft setpiece to another with little thread to tie them together. Very few members of the cast are given meaningful screentime apart from Jack a sparrow who absolutely phones in his performance for a massive pay check. You can tell his heart wasn't in it as he slurs another tired diatribe out his mouth. A couple of the usual cast are absent (or are they?) until the end (cleared that up then) when they show up for a heartfelt scene. Actually, it's not heartfelt it's pointless and had me scratching my head why the film hadn't ended 10 minutes earlier. No Country for Old Men's baddie returns to play another baddie and he gives a decent performance when he isn't entirely incomprehensible because the sound mix is so shockingly bad that his thick Spanish accent is drowned out during the end sequence because the music was so loud. He could have revealed some kind of revelation but I couldn't make out what he was saying. Or I should say "another" revelation, in a film where revelations are dropped in every other scene because why not. (I'm your dad!) (I'm your mom's neighbour!). The new cast members give as forgettable performances as I've seen since the last bout of achingly bland teens from those Hunger Game rip offs.

But hey, it's no worse than your average CGI heavy film these days. If you couldn't care less about acting, plot, story, nuance and direction then you'll enjoy your time with Pirates of the Caribbean and can reply to this post in 2 weeks time with "I enjoyed it" without any further comment and I'll know never to trust your opinion about any films/books or any other media. I won't reply, I'll just knowingly nod my head to you as we pass in the street leaving you to wonder moments later whether I'd called you a thick twat as I walked off or whether that was a genuine cough.

Pieces of 8 out of 10.


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Conversely, I just watched Get Out. It was fucking brilliant. And really difficult to search for on the forum. So if it's been mentioned before (and I've no doubt it has) then I'm sure it was in glowing terms. Because, as I mentioned, it's fucking brilliant.

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Conversely, I just watched Get Out. It was fucking brilliant. And really difficult to search for on the forum. So if it's been mentioned before (and I've no doubt it has) then I'm sure it was in glowing terms. Because, as I mentioned, it's fucking brilliant.

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Watched The Big Short last night. I thought it did a tremendous job of explaining a complicated subject in an easy to digest manner, and Steve Carell's performance was outstanding - I've never seen him in a "straight man" role before. Christian Bale was alright I guess, but I was getting some serious Patrick Bateman vibes from his character.


Totally agree.

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Last night's watch was 'DEAR ZACHARY', this is a 2008 documentary film, which documents the life and death of a man called Andrew Bagby, who was murdered by his ex-girlfriend at the age of 28.

The film was made by a chap called Kurt Kuenne, who was a childhood friend of Andrew's. When Andrew was murdered, Kurt decided to make the film as a documentary of his life, interviewing friends and family from across the world, particularly Andrew's mother and father, Kathleen and David.

The film then takes an unexpected turn as Andrew's suspected murderer, his ex-girlfriend called Shirley, flees to Canada whilst on bail, and once there announces that she is pregnant with Andrew's baby. At this point Kurt decides to morph the film into a 'letter' to the child, so that he might get to know his father through watching the film once he grows up.

Kathleen and David then move to Canada to fight for custody of the baby once he is born, whom Shirley names Zachary, whilst the US legal system fights to have her extradited back to the States, where she is charged with the murder of Andrew.

This is a deeply upsetting, harrowing film. It's not an entirely objective piece, as a lifelong friend of Andrew, Kurt paints Andrew and his family and friends as the good guys, and Shirley is very much the villain of the affair, but then again she did murder Andrew in cold blood - shooting him five times and inflicting blunt trauma wounds to his head after he broke up with her.

This would be bad enough in and of itself, but once the baby is introduced to the story the level of horror becomes almost unbearable, as Kathleen and David are forced to 'befriend' the woman who murdered their son, to maintain visitation and access rights to their grandson, Zachary. (A process over which Shirley very much calls all the shots.)

There is a short reprieve of sorts when Shirley is jailed in Canada, when a provincial court rules that there is sufficient evidence to suggest she is the murderer, at which point Kathleen and David are given full custody of Zachary. But even then, Shirley manages to successfully appeal, is released from jail and is granted bail, at which point she sues for joint custody of Zachary and the Bagbys are forced to share the care of Zachary with her. I would note again here, that this is the woman who murdered their son.

If all that sounds beyond terrible, it ain't finished yet.

I won't say much more than that about the film, it deserves to be watched and unfold the story itself, but be forewarned you'll be blubbing like a baby more than once, although there is hope in the form of the indomitable spirit of Kathleen and David, despite the excrutiating rawness of their anger and grief.

It's quite a hard film to get hold of, it's not on Netflix or Amazon Prime (either instant view or rental), old DVDs of it are still available, but you may be able to source it on other 'home formats', it's still available from Usenet if your provider has sufficient retention (2.4 years ago was the last time it was uploaded).

An absolute gut-punch of a film - 913/1000


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I watched Get Out last night after the love it was getting on here and it was a really good take on the Body Snatcher type of film, except communism is replaced by racism. The acting is, in the main, great stuff and the direction and production of a high standard for a horror film. It avoids the usual Body Snatcher trope of having some sort of alien by having something much more down to earth and it works much better for my tastes. There's not many Body Snatcher style films and I could only think of The Faculty; I even had to google it to remind it what it was actually called. And that was back in 98/99! The only problem is however that the film hasn't got much to say about racism and it's actually a standard schlocky horror film albeit one that's fun, well produced and has a decent take on an old concept. You could really feel the generic horror roots creep in around the final act as the baddies get taken out with daft implements or a weak main boss manages to almost overcome the hero.

I just wish that in a film that appears to be about racism they didn't have such a generic black comedy sidekick. I appreciate it probably needed a bit of humour thrown in here and there but this character is so reminiscent of so many others that it was bordering on the offensive.

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