Be Excellent To Each Other

Not played Big Red One, but CoD3 was proper scraping of the barrel stuff. I'm playing CoD2 again and it's just confirming for me that it was a far better game. In singleplayer at least, I understand Mr. Perkies rather likes it in multiplayer (or that's where all the achievements are, at least).

I would LOVE if still somehow, CoD4 multiplayer-but-in-WWII can be achieved. Bezzie Band Of Brothers Boxset!

I don't hold out much hope for 5 now.

So I started playing this again last night for an hour or so thanks to paint balling last weekend. And I really rather enjoyed it. Something clicked maybe.

I spent most of time throwing C4 (? I think, the ones you throw and then blow up later when you press the trigger) on one of the deserty levels. I would go and get flag A. Then throw a bunch of C4 on the floor, run around the corner and hide. Then the moment the flag icon switched color blow 'em up, wander back round and reclaim the flag.

I took 4 people out in one go! Ho ho.

Why don't you play with us, you dirty astronomer?!

You all have the map pack and I don't want to buy it, so I can't without stopping you all play that, so it wouldn't really work.

I've never really played an online shooter before so I've no idea how it all works.

Meh, there are plenty of maps to play with even without the map pack. I'm sure we'd all be happy to play with you on the *gasp* old maps.

The old maps? Surely not?!?

There's only four maps in the new pack - I wouldn't worry about 'spoiling our fun'.

Fuck that shit - come and play with us, Mongo.

Absolutely -- that's Dimrill's job. 1000 KILLS HEAD SHOTS ONLY HARDCORE MODE PLZ KTHXBYE.

I'm going to find this wood of yours and make it much less happy.

Youre gonna start a new game?

Rik Merrytimber.

Yeah, that's what SHE said.

Ah, ok. Cool! Well if people don't mind invite me next time your playing (is that how it works?).

Pew. Pew. Pew.

Yeah, I never had the map pack for aaaaages and still played. I have it now, though, SO DON'T RUIN MY NEW MAP FUN, YOU.

Unless you fancy playing with us, like.

I think we should have some lovely games of Infinity Ward's acclaimed first-person-shooter Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, using the original maps so that the likes of Mr Lave can join.

However if Dimrill is to be host, then fuck that shit.

I would be up for that. Especially if it's a week day and from (or still playing at) 10:40.

Also can two people play on the same console on line? Mario Kart style?

Don't think so. You may however take turns. We'll let you. We're nice like that.

Thats a terrible shame, two players sitting together on a couch versus the internet is officially the best way to play online.

Yeah, whats all the Dimrill hate about, I take it your very good then.

I generally shoot about a million bullets into them until they shoot me once and I die. It's a good strategy.

ALL GLORY TO DIMRILL

Aww, we're just jealous of his lustrous beard.

Mainly that he managed to set up two fairly rubbish games last time we played.

I've known him for most of my life. I don't know that I need to say any more, really.

None of us are as good as sodding Ramsea. BASTARD sodding FUCKING Ramsea.

I'm sure he did better than I would have done. But oh well I thought it was Dimrill who would be killing me whilst I ran around looking at the ceiling then the floor and so on.

I reckon it's enough to vilify him for, ooh, five, maybe six weeks?

Dimmers usually can't see the screen after the first ten minutes. And after twenty minutes would need to be wearing marigolds to touch his controller.

If Dimrill's around, you can expect to be forced to stare up at the ceiling or floor, yes, but not due to him shooting at you in computer games.

I've said too much.

You're all shits. Especially *closes eyes, whirls finger around and randomly touches the monitor, squints at screen* Lave. Yeah.

Ah man.

I'll get you next time....

He's most likely to kill you as you descend into paroxysms of laughter at his incompetence...

I still have clips of his infamous Halo3 + whiskey + kitchen night. It's generally awesome.

Meaty wants fish! We fish later, yes?

What?

Craster fish.

If Meaty fish, maybe Sheep fish too. Sheep has not fished in a while.

4 little fisherman sitting by the sea.

Fraid not matey, it cost me about a grand so that I could play online with the missus!



I disagree, I would say Dr Curiosity is as good if not better than me. Unless of course you're talking about sodding, then yes, I am pretty amazing at being a sodding bastard.

I will be up for playing from RealSoonNow for a few hours.

I need to have a luxurious poo first, so shall we say 8pm?

I'll be there, clutching my rod.

After destroying two consecutive games due to the hosts (us) leaving, truly we are nubians.

anyone still playing cod?

Dicky Jollyplank: "GLORIOUS DIMRILL!"
Meaty Angle: "For some reason when you said that, I imagined him cumming in my face."

Tonights fishing is surely one that will go down in history.

And Craster, sort out your headset please. Talky people are great.

It was a superb session tonight, congrats to all involved except BLOODY RAMSEA who is much better than me. As for the timeless quote Dimrill has related a few posts up, well, I'm sure it will outlast this forum and be carved onto stone pyramids for our descendents to puzzle over. "Who was this Dimrill, and why did he spunk so?" they will ask themselves.

And if you lot will insist on playing with your privates I shall be forced to play in public so I can do the whole pooping grenades thing.

Anyone up for fishing tonight?

I am up for whatever games I am invited to, really.