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 Post subject: Re: WW3 a go-go with topless Putin?
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 22:59 
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Also, fuck off Chamberlain. ;)

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I heard on radio that spouting bullshit is simply how Russian politics work, always has been. The person doing it knows it's bullshit, everyone who hears it knows it, the person doing it knows everyone knows it, etc. All you can do is spout your own bullshit in return. :shrug:

And if Einstein was right, why are we still trying to install democracies everywhere? EH?


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Because sometimes, democracies work. More often than any other system does.

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Russian opposition politician Boris Nemtsov shot dead ahead of anti-Putin march. By a lone nut. Okay, five lone nuts. In a car. In the back. Possibly the gunmen were people on vacation.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31669061

Depressingly the Russian Times comments section is full of how the Jewish conspiracy CIA funded traitor deserved it.

Seriously, fuck Russia.

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Oh wow, Putin's going to personally head the investigation! I am immediately reassured!

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Fuck me, he's not even trying any more.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 22:07 
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Sorry...can we all club together and get him the fucking rent boy he's been absolutely been gagging for?

Strangely, when I mention this to my Russian colleagues, they go mental...which means it must be true, he's gagging for the cock.

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Putin is 'shocked, shocked' at illegal gambling political killings in Russia.


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Wo ist Putin?

Interesting article on the Beeb regarding the current mysterious absence of Putin, him not having been seen in public since the 5th of March. A recent Kremlin press release showing photographs of Putin attending events have been discredited since local media reported that they had in fact been taken days earlier. And Putin's close ally, Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov, has released an instagram post declaring his loyalty to Putin. "I am devoted to him as a person. And this regardless of whether he is in his position or not!"

Rumour-mongering has it that powerful figures in the FSB, angry at Chechen officials ordering the elimination of Boris Nemtsov, have formed a faction and moved against Putin.

More here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31897304

Who knows what's going on? He might simply be playing City Skylines a lot and trying to use mod assets to build gulag for his enemies and a sexy homo-erotic stud ranch for himself with monster-trucks and gun-racks and everything. But until we find out this is all sounding excitingly Soviet old-skool. Cue that LeCarre spy-thriller cello soundtrack, I think.

Probably just has a bad cold, mind.

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 Post subject: Re: WW3 a go-go with [s]topless Putin?[/s] Trump
PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:07 
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So, looks like Trump and L'il Kim may be our best bets now.

Poor, poor Guam. What have they ever done to anybody?

I'm actually genuinely concerned that the man-babies in charge of the two countries may escalate to a full scale war before we know it, probably destroying most of South Korea in the process, just because both of them have tiny hands and are just massive, massive tools.

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It'll keep the Russian stuff out of the headlines for a bit.

But yeah, I really don't trust Mr Trump, his temperament, or his grasp of international affairs (Miss World notwithstanding).


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You can also tell I'm genuinely bothered by this because I didn't bump a year old thread with another massive, florid post.

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You just happened to be searching for 'topless Putin'?


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So, looks like Trump and L'il Kim may be our best bets now.

Poor, poor Guam. What have they ever done to anybody?

I'm actually genuinely concerned that the man-babies in charge of the two countries may escalate to a full scale war before we know it, probably destroying most of South Korea in the process, just because both of them have tiny hands and are just massive, massive tools.


Yes. But, i take some comfort that Kim isn't THAT stupid, and it'll be deescalated by China whilst Trump crows over it. The NK statement was awesome, though "Sound dialogue is not possible with such a guy bereft of reason".

I hope it doesn't end in a nuclear winter as Londoners moaning about not getting to work through snow will be insufferable

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You just happened to be searching for 'topless Putin'?

And, would you believe it, Google chucked up this thread!

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It's not like both of them are entitled idiots who have never really had to back down in their entire lives. Or if they have it's ground their gears for decades to create a seething resentment that only monumental dick waving can resolve.

It's not as if a military engagement would be an excellent distraction from domestic concerns for both parties.

I don't want know what anyone is worried about.

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 Post subject: Re: WW3 a go-go with[s] topless Putin?[/s] Trump?
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If only Pyongyang had a Trump Hotel...


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There's no way in hell that NK will strike first. They have nothing to gain and everything to lose. The Trump* card here is the whispers in the President's ear. How a preemptive strike could save lives by taking out the NK nukes. Resulting in hundreds of thousands of Koreans killed in a land war.

Or something. I dunno.

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"State media said Hwasong-12 rockets would pass over Japan and land in the sea about 30km (17 miles) from Guam, if the plan was approved by Kim Jong-un."

Knowing our luck, the rockets will veer off course, accidentally hit Guam and all hell will break loose.

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Or hit Japan. A nation that has vowed never to declare war on anyone again. That would be complex.


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What's the UK position on all this? Not that Mr Johnson is someone I have much faith in.


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What's the UK position on all this? Not that Mr Johnson is someone I have much faith in.

"GO GET 'EM DONNIE! YEAH! FUCK THOSE COMMIES UP!"

Maybe.


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What's the UK position on all this? Not that Mr Johnson is someone I have much faith in.


Something along the lines of 'sorting them out', mixed with a bit of latin and some obscure phrases with mildly racist overtones

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What's the UK position on all this? Not that Mr Johnson is someone I have much faith in.


Something along the lines of 'sorting them out', mixed with a bit of latin and some obscure phrases with mildly racist overtones


It is a quandry, but May has said she would turn places to glass if needs be.

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Trump seems like the worst person imaginable to have in charge of a nuclear standoff. I hope that if things start getting out of hand the grown ups, if there are any in the White House, will just lock him in a cupboard or shoot him or something.


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The NK statement was awesome, though "Sound dialogue is not possible with such a guy bereft of reason".



Is this really what they said? If so, that's brilliant.

North Korea is quickly becoming my favourite country.


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North Korea is quickly becoming my favourite country.

Yes, people starving in the streets while others are summarily executed is great fun!


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North Korea is quickly becoming my favourite country.

Yes, people starving in the streets while others are summarily executed is great fun!


Are you auditioning for a presenter spot on Trump TV?

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North Korea is quickly becoming my favourite country.

Yes, people starving in the streets while others are summarily executed is great fun!


These are cultural differences and should be respected. And not appropriated.

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