This is am frustrating.
This could be irritating.
Flis, what do you thing?
Already did it, I think.
I'll go and press the button.
I told them davspaz was a bad'un.

I need to read rules)?
Everyone should have their roles.
So, lets get this right.
I thought it was alright.
Yawny yawny cunt cunt.
Have a lovely weekend.

I am 1337 |-|/\><><0®

(Does it give anything away?)

Short and sweet, see?

It seems good sir, that we are in complete agreement on this point.
There's a quote button for a reason, people!
What kind of sore throat is it?
Yeah, my work colleague said I should have stuck with it too.
Vettels glum face after the race was a joy to see.

I've got chocolate all over my bum.
"That's what you get, smarty pants,"
said my mum.


Short and sweet, see?

Err - is this pulling data from the dead thread - if so it might not be wise to have around ?

Brother still exist?
Lord of the bloody Clones.
So it is racist.
I need to start doing meal plans.
That sounds spectacular.
I didn't spot it either.
What is your favourite colour?
Did my post go into the ether?
Mods: Please reboot Kern.
Nintendo, you soft sods.
Children of the corn?
Watch out for asbestos!
A nightmare to remove.
Has Bobbyaro ever been quoted?
The one I posted is Rainy Etude by Leonid Afremov.
In fact, I'm now conflicted.

Nice tatts, Chris.
Wullie was right!
And angry people in wheelchairs.
Echofon is alright.
Since last series in fact.
Curse you Curiosity!
Is it really that fucked!
Kill him first.

I'm certainly glad I don't have Australian kids.
The previous occupants of our house had cats.
Red means you too, you fuckers.
Oh, either will work, of course.
Nice easy day on Sun perfect!
It's sounding terrible in fact.
Really neat idea, very well executed.
James Bond and the Queen was unexpected.
but other than that I'm clueless.
And yes, a little later than seven days lols!

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/poetry.php

Now with bangin' rhymes and shizzle!
poetry2.0.php (aabb)
poetry2.1.php (abab)

Kissyfur has no excuse.
You're so fucking sexy.
That looks great!
The girl on the left looks scared.
Also: I hate ants.
People using bare hands!

Simon was right about Boyband.
It should all be banned.
Perhaps you should stop buying iPhones?
I'm surrounded by fannies.

Works a treat.
Engage the Darkbeast.
I have pre-ordered.
Ed was the best.
I assume that is yours.
He enforced moonlighting?
Middle-aged in forum years.
Well worth doing.

Old Men Dancing were acebest.
Amazing video, and I wish you both all the best.
Those tatties were fake tatties.
Tatties is a terrible word to use for tits.
Finesse is for fannies.
Not for grown-up phones.
It's bloomin hard!
It warms my heart.

He's most notable for running a successful computer games company into the ground.
Sure - but that's what happens with comments on the internet.
Yes the visuals are amazing, but you have to mention the sound design.
So laughter IS the best medicine!
Although it has a dub to rival Symphony of the night.
Get the beers in Mark, we're partying hard tonight!

Well your face didn't start off brilliant.
I found both pretty dull, to be honest.
Whoever played the big man was excellent.
It's not worth the minor hassle you've experienced.
but i cant read the text.
It’s a Citron, I think.
They'll add a dialog wheel next.
Yep, that's the best thing.
I think that's the main downside.
Well now I'm just aroused.
Someone ring me if its announced.
You read it here first!
It is shaping up wonderfully.
Kissyfur has no excuse.
No silenced sniper rifle?
You know what sucks?

You really don't.
Do not understand.
Curiosity is no The Vision.
Thanks also, TheVision!
They're rather, uh, promiscuous.
Was he rude about things that are not physics?

How much is copyright?
That's can't be right.
Seems everyone has early access.
I have the formula for success!

That account says it's a parody.
That's the best kind of Java support.

You clearly have been playing snap against weak opposition.
I am massively conflicted over the assisted dying question.
I am interested in playing on Steam.
We're lucky to have you here to impart such wisdom.
Better than the other way round!
With gelled up Mali in the foreground.
Had these men yet committed a crime?
Haha, just wanted to beat Grim.

My forthcoming entry to the next slam event at a hispter open-mic night:

Also rhyming Steam with wisdom

I never even realised it attempted to rhyme stuff, I thought it just picked random sentences. That's quite impressive, even though it's execution is somewhat lacking at times.

Your mum missed the joke.
Your mums moist vulva.
Your mum is my twitter.
Your mum is a human infinite feedback loop!
Your mum's an actuary.
Your Mums I hope.
Your mum is far too easy.
Your mum's overdone.
Your mum's a meatloaf.
Your Mum does it implicitly on all ventricles.

Your Mum gives the worst, but we all go back for more.
Your Mum's had 16x9 portions.
Your Mum did.
Your mum' jokes violate the Golden Rule of Internet posting.
Your mum is average.
Your Mum fixed my laptop.
Your mum didn't want to.
Your Mum's too tedious.
Your mum is a non-existant bag.
Your mum?
Your mum hasn't.
Your Mum's Scandinavian.
Your Mum's.

Did you get to play / see it?
Baconboobs were so, so much better.
Y .

[TWO BEATS]

I'm not talking banana skins and coke cans, but there certainly was some fluff.

[BEAT, then with emphasis]

Do it at work.

We can keep him clean and warm and loved.
I'm preparing for this by playing the original Fallout.
We are soon going on a long, long flight.
I'll send you a link, bit of a minefield.
Yep, and she didn't block me last night.
We just opened an old bottle of Talisker.
I will see what the fuss is tonight.
VI I can see the argument, though I disagree.

He never laughed.
is that Ashens?

They have chains.
Two kids enter.
Compulsory mouth guards.

Short Shleeved Shirts!
You owe me an evening.
I'm not going.

That's truly breath-taking.
I would be livid.

How we laughed.
Something scummy this way comes.

In terms of not escalating matters, probably not.
FUT has been fine so far, but I haven't done a lot.
Yeah, and not in a good way.
From 150 miles away!

Reading Zenith on my magic tablet with an eldritch comic reading app.
Why are you playing a game that's widely regarded as being total crap?
Bear in mind it's the Metro.
Ireland votes on this tomorrow.

Some things will be swapped out, others not.
I hear the fatality scenes are a bit OTT.

That is horrendous.
And the darkness.
I'm into that.
Good work, Sat.

Sadly it doesn't mean that our generation is free from racists and sexists.
For those still interested, the Mac version is released later today (12th May).

Sexists and parenthesis rhyme

Or go to beef.
See also: Chief.
Little Jackie Paper.
Also, Dr Pepper!
Oh, that was from weeks ago.
Home Brew Chicken Bum a go go!

Ignore the not connected page.
Better not cool that NICKACHU RAGE.
Did you get hit by an arrow?
I'm sorry, I don't do retro.

No, they were rubbish.
They are all Polish!
Like JR Hartley forlornly searching for his book.
The Astronauts Wives Club is worth a look.

Maybe the big ones are overpowered.
Especially the SR71 Blackbird.
Two of us, n00bs, versus two level 60-80 types.
An Airbus A320 has gone down in the Alps.

Tried all that crap, nothing made any difference.
Does anyone else's employer take this stance?
Be the troll on the forum.
He just seems so awesome.

Although the former has less to lose.
Dude, do you have any motor screws?
Mind blowing video, what an awesome place to live, man.
I shall be watching as much of this as I possibly can.
This is definitely informative; thanks so much.

As such, and only then as a ratio.
The blue one has a better stereo.
What if they'd raised the steaks?
Markg famously hates clocks.

If that makes sense.
Let the shitshow commence.
The drift car is 'bullet' connectors.
Perhaps one of JC's 4k jobbers.
Plane crash mystery solved.
And it needs to be resolved.
Craster would totally pick you up from the airport.
Pretty sure the original MGS got a PC port.