Beautiful Beex Poetry

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Actually, I think it works better with just the four top lines, only because Hart/Heart rhyme offends my artistic sensibilities and doesn't fit the meter

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:02

Quote:

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/poetry2.1.php

Oh shit, that had a poem in, and it was excellent, Grim.... can you not put a "post to Poetry thread" button on there, for idiots like me who can't copy and paste?

Thanks

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:04

Quote:

I loved wrestling, and I loved video games.
I think the multiplayer on Tuesday night helped.
See how PES turns out when the postie comes.
a michael jackson mmo being developed.
She did mention your genital hygiene problems.
I need to renew soons.
In case his hands burst into flames?
But that makes no sense.

That's not bad, but not as good as the last one, can you somehow see past attempts at all Grim...? If you can mine started with "I agree with Grim...." or some such.

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:05

Two Thousand and Beex a Belm Oddity wrote:

Beexbot, open the pod-bay doors please.
Grandstands needed, i supoz?
I had to call the police.
She'd stalk you FROM SPACE.

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:09

Minbeexity Rebelm wrote:

Heh, Craster's made an unexplorable and mysterious zone from which nobody ever returns.
If you don't want a full box maybe we could split the kippers?
It shows how much we enjoyed it because of our bigger cleverness.
They claim it is a saving of nan undred on the regular price.
Today I have entirely clad a natural cavern with double-step blocks.
It's quite nice, but water and lava aren't animated, which is weird.
Will probably jsut take the bike and go for walks.
It sorted itself out, but go to see a doctor if you're worried.
Wouldn't the pre cogs be better employed stopping accidents and disasters?
What would have happened if you'd have fallen and.
I can arrange postage next week if you supply your address.
The manager of the shop was her aunt.

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:14

Fallout Berry wrote:

Also - Halle Berry's Boobies.
Hand drawn PCB tracks.
I like the boobs.
Only without the benchmarks.
Okay, that's not President Eden.
Hope he's alright.
Yet I've not been eaten.
Is that right?

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:15

Typical Beex Weeks if it was only based on a Bits and Bobs Thread wrote:

Every page is 'under development', except for the one that's a flash animation.
I'm starting to get paranoid about how little is being revealed.
Wow, good luck WTB, I think that's an admirable ambition.
When in actual fact the point of the article is valid.
dr lave, is buying the individual tables not more expensive?
Just checked back through Joans and GJ's voting history.
The screen is gorgeous, and it's delightfully responsive.
The worst day ever to work in a store.
No loot but I woke up shaking.
I'm quite thirsty today, funnily enough.
My best to all that are going.
ZOMG TEH ENVY.
Any pre-order figures around?
Tsk, silly Zardoz.
Where's my ten grand?
FUCKING CUNTING BASTARDS.

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:22

Gri...m doesn't like Boardwalk Empire! wrote:

After much deliberation I'm going to buy Comic Jumper.
I can eat sweets WHEN I WANT!
Just watched the first two episodes of Boardwalk Empire.
Not on my bloody forum you won't.

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:24

Bill Gates doesn't like Kalmar's topless picture wrote:

I really like that picture.
That right there is your future, Kalmar.
That's a mighty impressive structure.
Cal-mar (to rhyme with pal-car) or calmer?
Oh, er, and possibly some samples?
I'm so not above profiting from others' stupidity.
BeexBot, why do men have nipples?
Microsoft denied tht it was in this update.

Malc

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:19

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Skipping and hopping
Are difficult
With heavy shopping.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Perfect

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Possibly. It'd flow better without the 'heavy' but skipping and hopping would be possible with light shopping, so I'll leave it as it is.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I can't really tell from the sources available.
Information gained by torture has long been known to be unreliable.
It's been like that for years, Chintzster.
I'm going to ban you without bail Craster.
No point breaking his illusion.
Look in Bits and bobs for my solution.
Well done Mrs.
But at least she can make use of those jack hammers.
and don't call her Roger.
I have a new charger!

Clarse.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 14:29

That lag was disgraceful.
The waterproofing was successful.
I will have to try harder.
Probably large garlic mushrooms for a starter.
It certainly does Zardoz.
Dressed as a Stewardess.
It is fabulous.
How wee are your bellies?
(rather falls apart on the last couple of lines)

Is it worth adding the link to the 2.0 version into the first post?

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 14:33

Hence the subtitle.
No such thing.
Silent, practically invisible and deadly?
Uhhh, I think.
Shitty puns overload.
no offline modes available?
No, it's Gerald.
Work experience is invaluable.
Colour me intrigued at least.
I agree with Wizzardoz.
Added you to the list!
It certainly does Zardoz.
The best kind of correct.
Chinny: You mean it's made from apples?
WWF Superstars on the arcade.
And calzone isn't Sicilian, it's from Naples.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

devilsnowman wrote:

It certainly does Zardoz.
Dressed as a Stewardess.
It is fabulous.

Excellent.

Quote:

Is it worth adding the link to the 2.0 version into the first post?

Yes. What is the link?

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 14:34

poetry2.1.php

Ladies kissing ladies?
I can turn off whitelisting.
I like Elites.
Looks good mate, strange lighting.
I like pigeons.
Just one measily half centimetre.
Happy day Joans!
Why does her IQ matter?
I dislike beards.
Cemetery Jumction I'd recommend.
Good work Zardoz.
I like that arrangement.

It's truly brilliant.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Quote:

The debate on what people prefer is highly subjective.
It was called McPony and was about a seaside detective.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Quote:

Yes, it's the reception.
It means slipping arsenic into the water supply isn't an option.
Oh the excitement.
In the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement.
But not for a reacharound.
And shuffling cabinet ministers around?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 14:46

This game is mental.
Oh the excitement.
I has my Kindle.
In the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement.
I'd just save your pennies.
I explained it with science.
It's horrible when that happens.
Actually, I'm talking utter nonsense.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

I could start a cardboard city for the homeless.
You know what is good for Christmas Dinner.
Now go inside and drink some ho-cho with marshmallows!
Supper is a snack after tea/dinner.
My fiddle stick is pointing vertically.
But there are dogs!
Fuck me, that was good tackle.
once had several chateaux.
Why the difference?
I love camp.
Many happy returns.
Happy birthday, Compo!

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 15:18

I agree with both Curiosity and Craster, annoyingly.
and cities can bombard attackers.
I know, I was laughing manically!
Heard anything from Amazon, Cras?
I said shameless capitalist.
I can't remember, to be honest.
My offices are closed.
Wow, Dav, way to wreck Wednesday.
It most certainly won't be a Microsoft decision.
Beexbot has taken over Squirt already!
He should have also set a secret question.
Look at somewhere like Florida.
Work experience is invaluable.
I did at first!
no offline modes available?
I agree with Curiosity.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 17:31

TheVision wrote:

I agree with both Curiosity and Craster, annoyingly.
and cities can bombard attackers.
I know, I was laughing manically!
Heard anything from Amazon, Cras?
I said shameless capitalist.
I can't remember, to be honest.
My offices are closed.
Wow, Dav, way to wreck Wednesday.
It most certainly won't be a Microsoft decision.
Beexbot has taken over Squirt already!
He should have also set a secret question.
Look at somewhere like Florida.
Work experience is invaluable.
I did at first!
no offline modes available?
I agree with Curiosity.

My name is Curiosity, and I endorse this poem.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

What we need is to point the poetry engine at the beexbot thread, and use only Beexbot's posts. That would be the most meta thing ever.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 16, 2010 18:06

And then train BeexBot using only the poetry thread. boom!

I miss DimrillBeexBot.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Quote:

I'd rather smell of wee than be a goat vivisectionist.
Pootling away at a few bits but not with any intensity.
Warhead: good luck getting all that sorted out, sounds mental!
I wish A-level Biology taught important information like that, incidentally.
I am writing to both shop head office and Duracell.
You're tuned to WRZL!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

A very Scum inspired one :

Quote:

I know I was quiet last week, but I was customer sites.
I really should know who Richard Littlejohn actually is by now.
Any of our roleblockers who may have switched targets last night care to tell us who they blocked on night 1?
Has anyone got any anakin?
I feel like I've kind of missed the (Moray Star)boat.
BTW, so far, excellent game, chaps and chapesses!

Quote:

Welcome Pickford Bros!
Helloez to Alarm, Malabars.
for Long-distance PERKIES!
Yeah, that works.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

The only remotely creative thing I've done on here has been cruelly lost to the sands of time.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Er - really? We've still got every post since day 1.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 15:50

Quote:

This is am frustrating.
This could be irritating.
Flis, what do you thing?
Already did it, I think.
I'll go and press the button.
I told them davspaz was a bad'un.

Quote:

I need to read rules)?
Everyone should have their roles.
So, lets get this right.
I thought it was alright.
Yawny yawny cunt cunt.
Have a lovely weekend.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Zardoz wrote:

Quote:

This is am frustrating.
This could be irritating.
Flis, what do you thing?
Already did it, I think.
I'll go and press the button.
I told them davspaz was a bad'un.

Quote:

I need to read rules)?
Everyone should have their roles.
So, lets get this right.
I thought it was alright.
Yawny yawny cunt cunt.
Have a lovely weekend.

Err - is this pulling data from the dead thread - if so it might not be wise to have around ?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 16:11

I am 1337 |-|/\><><0®

(Does it give anything away?)

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Zardoz wrote:

I am 1337 |-|/\><><0®

(Does it give anything away?)

It doesnt really - its the 'i knew davpaz was a bad un' which i take it was after he was found out to be the hand of god :-)

I think we hit this problem before - and not sure if we have an answer but people do occasionally post stuff to the dead thread which is not suitable for the living.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

I've got chocolate all over my bum.
"That's what you get, smarty pants,"
said my mum.

Short and sweet, see?

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Warhead wrote:

Short and sweet, see?

If you go to the first post of the thread there are 3 links which take 'random' lines people have posted in the forum and it makes some poetry out of it - you may need to F5 a few times to get something which works but :

Quote:

It seems good sir, that we are in complete agreement on this point.
There's a quote button for a reason, people!
What kind of sore throat is it?
Yeah, my work colleague said I should have stuck with it too.
Vettels glum face after the race was a joy to see.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 16:21

Warhead wrote:

I've got chocolate all over my bum.
"That's what you get, smarty pants,"
said my mum.

Short and sweet, see?

Nice but

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 16:23

zaphod79 wrote:

Err - is this pulling data from the dead thread - if so it might not be wise to have around ?

That's the "day" thread.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

How can it be nice AND :belm:

?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

It's nice, but it's belm for not realising that the thread is all about autogenerated poetry.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 16:29

Quote:

Brother still exist?
Lord of the bloody Clones.
So it is racist.
I need to start doing meal plans.
That sounds spectacular.
I didn't spot it either.
What is your favourite colour?
Did my post go into the ether?
Mods: Please reboot Kern.
Nintendo, you soft sods.
Children of the corn?
Watch out for asbestos!
A nightmare to remove.
Has Bobbyaro ever been quoted?
The one I posted is Rainy Etude by Leonid Afremov.
In fact, I'm now conflicted.

A long one! It clearly rhymes.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 15, 2011 17:41

Quote:

Nice tatts, Chris.
Wullie was right!
And angry people in wheelchairs.
Echofon is alright.
Since last series in fact.
Curse you Curiosity!
Is it really that fucked!
Kill him first.

That's a good one

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 18:03

Quote:

I'm certainly glad I don't have Australian kids.
The previous occupants of our house had cats.
Red means you too, you fuckers.
Oh, either will work, of course.
Nice easy day on Sun perfect!
It's sounding terrible in fact.
Really neat idea, very well executed.
James Bond and the Queen was unexpected.
but other than that I'm clueless.
And yes, a little later than seven days lols!

Grim... wrote:

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/poetry.php

Now with bangin' rhymes and shizzle!
poetry2.0.php (aabb)
poetry2.1.php (abab)

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2015 15:22

Been a while since we fired this up.

Quote:

Kissyfur has no excuse.
You're so fucking sexy.
That looks great!
The girl on the left looks scared.
Also: I hate ants.
People using bare hands!

Quote:

Simon was right about Boyband.
It should all be banned.
Perhaps you should stop buying iPhones?
I'm surrounded by fannies.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Quote:

Works a treat.
Engage the Darkbeast.
I have pre-ordered.
Ed was the best.
I assume that is yours.
He enforced moonlighting?
Middle-aged in forum years.
Well worth doing.

First go. Classic.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14358

A sexy rhyme.

Quote:

Old Men Dancing were acebest.
Amazing video, and I wish you both all the best.
Those tatties were fake tatties.
Tatties is a terrible word to use for tits.
Finesse is for fannies.
Not for grown-up phones.
It's bloomin hard!
It warms my heart.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Quote:

He's most notable for running a successful computer games company into the ground.
Sure - but that's what happens with comments on the internet.
Yes the visuals are amazing, but you have to mention the sound design.
So laughter IS the best medicine!
Although it has a dub to rival Symphony of the night.
Get the beers in Mark, we're partying hard tonight!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 26, 2015 16:14

Quote:

Well your face didn't start off brilliant.
I found both pretty dull, to be honest.
Whoever played the big man was excellent.
It's not worth the minor hassle you've experienced.
but i cant read the text.
It’s a Citron, I think.
They'll add a dialog wheel next.
Yep, that's the best thing.
I think that's the main downside.
Well now I'm just aroused.
Someone ring me if its announced.
You read it here first!
It is shaping up wonderfully.
Kissyfur has no excuse.
No silenced sniper rifle?
You know what sucks?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:31

It's National Poetry Day!

So I should probably cancel my pre-order?
So they started in audiobooks before terror and murder?
I need to calibrate outrage settings.
I'm about to start cooking wings.
WHERE IS TEO BROKE GIRKS?
Aren't they famed for being brutally litigious over their trademarks?
Hopefully something new mind.
What a great achievement!

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:35

My forthcoming entry to the next slam event at a hispter open-mic night:

Quote:

You really don't.
Do not understand.
Curiosity is no The Vision.
Thanks also, TheVision!
They're rather, uh, promiscuous.
Was he rude about things that are not physics?

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