STARBARS

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:25

Tmuk wrote:

Kanst du smellen de fisch?

Brilliant

CUS · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:25

I'm off work today, and strongly considering raiding the corner shop for Nutella, bread, and crisps, you gits/darlings. I shall have to make a Lemon n' Scampi sandwich.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I like coconut Nice biscuits with sweet chilli dipping sauce.

Fish crisps? >:|

I don't like fish or seafood, so I don't think I'd liek them at all. I have never tasted a Star bar, either.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:31

CUS wrote:

I'm off work today, and strongly considering raiding the corner shop for Nutella, bread, and crisps, you gits/darlings. I shall have to make a Lemon n' Scampi sandwich.

Put all that into a crepe, then the crepe into a sandwich, with more nutella and crisps. Layer to the size if your mouth.

CUS · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:32

How long should I bake it for?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

17 seconds at gas mark baboon.

Tmuk · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:38

I just had my first Starbar! I think I've been getting them mixed up with Picnic bars all along, it was nothing like what I was expecting. I fully expect them to be discontinued within days now that I've got a taste for them.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:44

CUS wrote:

How long should I bake it for?

15 minutes in a pot of cheese. Leave to cool for 5 minutes, blender to a fine texture, then inject straight into the brain.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:51

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimi wrote:

What is scampy is that fish? fish crisps? ew 8)

They're very nice actually, you should try them. :D

If you want to smell of feet, that is.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Pickled Onion Monster Munch + Cadbury's Dairy Milk

Tmuk · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:17

Mr Dave wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimi wrote:

What is scampy is that fish? fish crisps? ew

They're very nice actually, you should try them.

If you want to smell of feet, that is.

Your feet smell of fish?! What is it with this forum and strangely smelling bodyparts? Whatever next, someone with an elbow that smells of cashew nuts?

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:18

Tmuk wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Whatever next, someone with an elbow that smells of cashew nuts?

Hello!

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

I had a starbar today. It were foul, it were. I immediately "rinsed" my mouth out with a Boost bar then downed another Boost bar to put it back into "the positive".

It's quite strange that two things that are so similiar can be so different.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Pod wrote:

I had a starbar today. It were foul, it were.

Ban request.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 0:57

I tried one today as well, but I prefer plain Boost bars (and Double Deckers are my favorite).

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

Grim... wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Given that there are 285 calories in each bar, one London Marathon is approximately equilvalent to 13 starbars.

Is that all? That's fucking rubbish!

It is absolutely fucking rubbish. I CANNAE BE BOTHERED CAPTAIN.

I don't like Starbars because the peanuts are in the wrong place. (in the bar)

I would prefer a Wispa, followed by a pack of KP's salted peanuts.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:09

Grim... wrote:

I tried one today as well, but I prefer plain Boost bars (and Double Deckers are my favorite).

I like Double Deckers, but they've never been quite the same since they took the raisins out.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:13

Ooh! And since I'm on a "do they still make this" kick, and since I'm coming back to Scotland on holiday next month, do they still make salt & vinegar dry roasted peanuts? I loved loved LOVED them, but could find them maybe once or twice a year if I was lucky.

Hmm, maybe I need to make a "snacks to buy on holiday" list or something.

Tmuk · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:10

Pod wrote:

I had a starbar today. It were foul, it were. I immediately "rinsed" my mouth out with a Boost bar then downed another Boost bar to put it back into "the positive".

It's quite strange that two things that are so similiar can be so different.

Three?! Three chocolate bars in a row? Were you sick? :spew:

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

Tmuk wrote:

Pod wrote:

I had a starbar today. It were foul, it were. I immediately "rinsed" my mouth out with a Boost bar then downed another Boost bar to put it back into "the positive".

It's quite strange that two things that are so similiar can be so different.

Three?! Three chocolate bars in a row? Were you sick? :spew:

Sainsburys used to sell 4 Boost bars in a multipack for 99p. I used to eat them all in one go, possibly followed up by a few more choccie bars and a ton of sugar.

nomnomnomnonm

edit: So in answer to your question, no

NervousPete · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 15:40

Malc74 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I tried one today as well, but I prefer plain Boost bars (and Double Deckers are my favorite).

I like Double Deckers, but they've never been quite the same since they took the raisins out.

They used to have raisins?!

When was this?!

I love Double Deckers, me.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Crig got Star bar today - he liked it very much. I had a Double decker as they are my faves

I do not ever remember the having raisins in, though - I don't think I'd like them if they had raisins in.

Malc74 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 17:18

nervouspete wrote:

They used to have raisins?! When was this?!

I love Double Deckers, me.

There was a thread about choccy over on WoS and I mentioned about DD's having raisins, mainly because I distinctly remember a TV advert where the jingle went "Chocolate, nougat, crunchy flakes and raisins / it's a fascinating combination". I think it was Grim... who backed me up, and if you do a Google search you'll find enough info to suggest that Cadbury took them out in 1986.

I felt they added just that little extra something to the bar, and everytime I eat one now (which isn't very often as they rarely make their way over here) I feel something's missing.

Shewolf · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 19:41

I have never tried a Starbar..don't think I've ever even seen one. I shall look next time I nip to the shops.

And I have to say.... Double Deckers! I've not had one in ages and now, Grim, you've made me want one. They own.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Today was a very distressing day. I was buying my lunch and picked up a starbar, at which point I had 30 seconds of pure mental conflict, weighing the awesomeness of the starbar against my desire to not undo my good work at the gym last night.

Eventually a voice in my head started screaming 'PUT THE STARBAR BACK. PUT THE STARBAR BACK. PUT THE STARBAR BACK.'.

So I did. I've eaten all my lunch already. I'm hungry. I wish I had a star bar

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:37

I never see Double Deckers anymore, I used to love them. Boosts are my new love in the sweetie world, although I had an old fashioned rhubard and custard long stick-like sweet today

I'll try Star Bars I think as everyone keeps on about them

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:43

Malc74 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I tried one today as well, but I prefer plain Boost bars (and Double Deckers are my favorite).

I like Double Deckers, but they've never been quite the same since they took the raisins out.

I knew there was something wrong! Sheeesh!

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:47

Zardoz wrote:

Malc74 wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I tried one today as well, but I prefer plain Boost bars (and Double Deckers are my favorite).

I like Double Deckers, but they've never been quite the same since they took the raisins out.

I knew there was something wrong! Sheeesh!

EH!? They never did have them did they? That was fuse!!

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Go to the gym twice, then reward yourself (with a starbar, jeez).

I am sure starbars used to be nicer, when I was kid, they were less *makes noise of some one with putty stuck to the roof of their mouth* and more powdery. And a bit sharper (taste, not shape). They are still teh awesomes (read "nice") though.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:49

From Wiki

"Double Decker bars originally had raisins embedded within the base layer but they were removed in 1986 in response to market research."

To avoid any further confuseion.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

She probably wasn't even born in 1986.

oh hang on

Tmuk · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:56

They should put the raisins back in, that sounds ace. I was 4 in 1986, so it's unlikely I ever had an original Double Decker

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:58

I had to clean 10 chimleys to earn enough for my Double Deckers back then.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:03

I never ever knew they had raisins in them! Bloody hell :/ I love raisins, I wish they had them now.

Am I the youngest person here or something??

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Actually the answer to that question is very probably yes. Although I think Pod is a young'un.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:07

Scampi are breadcrumbed Langoustine tails.

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Langoustine

Langoustines vaguely resemble a large King Prawn, but are actually a closer relation of the Lobster, growing up to 250g.

They are usually pinky-red in colour although they can also be quite pale.

Found in the north-eastern Atlantic Ocean and North Sea as far north as Iceland and northern Norway, and south to Portugal.

They are solitary predators, feeding on other animals such as worms and fish.

The bulk of the catch is taken by trawlers, which catch the animals during periods of emergence from their burrows in the seabed.

They are great roasted in the oven and served whole with lemon and mayonnaise or split in half, coated in butter and herbs and grilled.

The tail meat is muscular and has a sweet taste and a prawn-like texture it is frequently eaten, often under the name "Scampi".

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:08

Pod's 22 aswell, not sure when his birthday is though-but that's splitting hairs

Scampi is ace, I had that the other night

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Tam and Fake it both come to mind as younger.

Tmuk · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:16

I just had to nip out and get a Starbar you Starbastards.
Shocking how the price of chocolate bars has gone up - 55p! I'm sure it was more like 30p in 1999 ish.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:24

Hehe

I'm just thinking about all the old sweets now. I remember having a Caramac once, ugh! That was bloody horrible!! I used to hate Picnic bars aswell, but love them now. Curly Wurly was a favourite aswell

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:25

Curly Wurly's are the best sweets to have if you are trying to lose weight. The trick is to freeze them as it makes them harder to eat.

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:27

Shin wrote:

I remember having a Caramac once, ugh! That was bloody horrible!! I

Surely you jest!!!!

I used to stack em up so the people in the shop didn't know how many I was buying, and I got charged for 2 or 3, but I really had more like 5 or 6.

Oh they were nice! I could just eat and eat and eat those.

Malc

Tmuk · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:29

I used to like Chomps because I was a cheapskate. I'd get 4 and just devour them one after the other. And then wonder why I had spots.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:30

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

Shin wrote:

I remember having a Caramac once, ugh! That was bloody horrible!! I

Surely you jest!!!!

I used to stack em up so the people in the shop didn't know how many I was buying, and I got charged for 2 or 3, but I really had more like 5 or 6.

Oh they were nice! I could just eat and eat and eat those.

Malc

MarkG and I once ate discounted caramac easter eggs until we puked. Never had it since.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 13:34

I think it's the texture I hated with Caramac, mind you-that was a few years ago, I may like them now. I fancy a Dime bar! I LOVE those :droool:

gone off Bueno's as they make me feel sick

MaliA-you sure it's not because there are holes in the chocolate bar? So less chocolate consumed?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Crunchy on the inside, smooth on the outside!

Unlike armadillos.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 14:21

Dudley wrote:

Crunchy on the inside, smooth on the outside!

Unlike armadillos.

I'd forgotten about that! I love the old adverts. I watch adverts more than the tv, which is sad but I love the Cravendale milk adverts (MILK, MILK!) and the Crusha Milkshake one with the cats on it ^.^

And the 'Moose loose aboot the house' one. Was that rowtree's fruit gums or something? I forget. Set the juice loose!

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Also my Starbar was only 43p in Tesco.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

I bought a starbar on the strength of this thread. It was so so. Probably won't get one again.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I champion Lave, not because I agree with him but because he has the nerve to come out and say 'Meh' to the mighty Starbar on a forum of Starbar enthusiasts.

It reminds me of the day that I said I had seen an episode of The Mighty Boosh and I liked it.

Go Lave!

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