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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:19 
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... "Don't bother trying to find us, you never will". He phoned the police and gave details of her mental issues in the past, her threatening to kill the kids when they were babies, court orders etc. They said "domestic matter, we can't get involved". Fucking useless.


That's fucking crazy.

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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
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Dimrill wrote:
She did it again last night and sent a text message saying "Don't bother trying to find us, you never will". He phoned the police and gave details of her mental issues in the past, her threatening to kill the kids when they were babies, court orders etc. They said "domestic matter, we can't get involved". Fucking useless.

Now that's defiantly a matter social services will (should) take seriously.

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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:20 
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Plissken wrote:
Yep. Got a list of numbers... which we've tried.

Going to phone the Anti-Social Behaviour Unit again in a few minutes...


There was a wonderful advert I saw recently for a job. It was 'Anti-Social Behaviour Co-Ordinator' so i had a mental images of me standing clipboard in hand with a group of kids saying "Right, lads, we've got throwing stones at the church at 11am, bus shelter smashing at noon, spot of lunch and some drinks outside the Co-Op at 1pm, and spitting at pensioners from 2 while 4"

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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:23 
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I'm sticking with the 'Set them on fire' tip.

Oooh look, custom smilies. How ace.

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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:25 
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Could this be one of those things that writing to your MP could help with? I've heard that getting them to stick their beak in can really hurry along apathetic councils. Also, whilst filling in all the crap forms might be a pain, it might give them one less excuse to fob you off with.

Otherwise, I'm going to have to join the people recommending fire. Brutal and excessive retaliation is the only other option.


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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 13:31 
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As a temporary measure to help you sleep, get some earplugs. I know you'll probably think "why the fuck should I, it's them that need sorting", but if you can sleep better, it will probably be easier to sort any problems out.

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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 18:07 
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Plissken wrote:
If you could arrange it for the next few weeks when I'm off on honeymoon, then I've got a good alibi.

Or course you'll all want to ransack the house, as I'm away.

We'll come round and have mad BETEO parties, tires screeching into the small hours etc...

Also, get the local paper involved if your counsellor won't help, it'll give them a kick up the arse too as they won't like the bad press.

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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 18:11 
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Me too - i will bring momkey and we can all play singstat!

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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
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Sorted, BETEO meet round Plissken's place in a couple of weeks. I hope he's got a good telly.

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 Post subject: Re: Plisskens moany thread
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I'll bring some of my DJ equipment - 3KW of sound should be enough, right?

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Sorted, BETEO meet round Plissken's place in a couple of weeks. I hope he's got a good telly.


Ha! No. I've only got a 21".

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Once the wedding and all that is out of the way, and things settle down, then I intend getting a proper telly. But anything over 30" would look terribly silly in the living room.

Quite tempted to put a 19" widescreen monitor in the computer room and plug the (to be purchased) FunSquare SuperBox in upstairs.

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Me too - i will bring momkey and we can all play singstat!

That sounds heavenly. May I inquire, does any version of singstar have 'Baby Got Back' on it? *hopeful*

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Mimi wrote:
Me too - i will bring momkey and we can all play singstat!

That sounds heavenly. May I inquire, does any version of singstar have 'Baby Got Back' on it? *hopeful*

It's on Singstar 90's. :)

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:o Really? I might actually have to get a PS2 now!

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linky here

Not checked for the cheapest though.

I'm selling my PS2, but I don't know what the postage would be like on it.

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I quite probably would get a special PS2 that has been er, moderated.

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