Be Excellent To Each Other

It reminds me of a certain variety of fig which is largely made up of the rotting corpses of wasps that nest inside them.

Crikey.

I draw the line a boiled duck foetus though.
http://foodtube.livejournal.com/890.html

Yeah.

They should be et raw.

Can we have a definitive top 10 XBox "must haves" as a sticky please, as I'm getting hassled over xmas presents?

Watched Frank Darabont's The Mist last night.
I recommend it highly to everybody - intelligent script, great ensemble acting and nice downbeat but plausible ending.

after reading this thread I feel a bit ill...

That's the cheese link that I was given before when I said 'MADE FROM SHEEPS MILK!?' As for some reason that's the only thing that made me freak I think there's something wrong with my perception

I was eating whilst reading that and felt fine-I think I may have an iron tummy

Bioshock
Fallout 3
Halo 3
COD4
Forza 2
GeOW2
Crackdown
Burnout Paradise

Not definitive by any stretch, but that's a few off the top of my head - there are others that I've forgotten and plenty of earlier ones that can be picked up for peanuts.

Mine ungulated gently.

yup

I think it is odd, that we find one animals milk more acceptable than anothers

Downbeat? That is an understatement. Especially since (oh wait, spoilerz!)



It left me with a bad taste in my mouth. Good movie, great script, dodgy lead actor. Instant classic!

Fankewe

'Definitive' does rather depend on if the person you're buying presents for enjoys driving/shooting people/both. If they're not into either, I could probably come up with a different list if you want?

I'd rather just have someone tell me which games are good and then play them for me seeing as I won't have time. By and large, the criteria is: Something that i can play fot 30 to 40 minutes and put down again, something fun and preferably on XBox Live and nothing gay.

Dolphin milk.

TOP TEN 360 GAMES FROM ME:

Burnout Paradise
GTA4
CoD4
Dead Space
Soul Calibur 4
The Orange Box
Guitar Hero 3
Oblivion - Well I fucking love it anyway
Fallout 3 - Not got but want
GoW2 - Not got but kinda want

The recurrance of certain titles makes me pleased.

I wonder if it's economically viable to keep other animals for milk. People keep cows, goats, sheep, and I think camels and llamas as well. What about bears, or seals, or elephants? I bet koala milk would taste all eucalyptusy - it might be good if you had a cold. And we already farm pigs, so me may as well get their milk too.

Not pleased with the crappy crap clothes with cack drawn all over them that shops sell, I've decided to get a mail order catalogue thingy and get ordinary NORMAL clothes at semi-wholesale prices by summoning them from the ether.

LONG LIVE THE FRUIT OF THE LOOM VALUEWEIGHT T.

My one of a kind Vectrex T-shirt was black when I got it, and it's still black after I've worn it a million times. THAT IS WHAT I WANT. *glares at collection of raggedy blue Primark T shirts*

My first attempt will be Brookes, because they were the first ones to come up when I typed in 'Fruit of the Loom'

(Actually, this will be my second attempt. I tried to get a black roll-neck jumper, bought one from Cotton Traders. It was alright, but I would NEVER EVER buy from them again.)

I knew I would forget about some.

Yes, the Orange Box is awesome if you haven't played HL2 and seeing as it probably goes for about a tenner nowadays it's worth it for Portal alone.

GTA4 is a notable recommendation, but it left me a little cold, tbh.

There are also a metric fuckton of sports games some of which are supposed to be very good nowadays, like Tiger Woods, Fifa etc.

But if it's 40 mins of playtime at a go you simply have to get Geometry Wars 2

Test drive unlimited - cruise around for 40 mins no prob, maybe attempt a race, maybe buy a house, maybe rent a car...

I'm not going to discuss spoilers in this thread as I know how weak willed most of the denizens of this group are and I still think everybody should watch it as it was infinitely better put together than 99% of the shite that gets mainstream releases.

Someone has made a Grim... simulator?

King of the Hawkmen 2008

Bacon flavoured milk?

Most of the animals kept for milk are done so as they don't have to be fed expensive products. They eat grass, which in this part of the world is in plentiful supply. If they had to fed carnivorous produce then milk would cost more than petrol. Oh, wait... Chanel No 5 then

Rabbits? Rabbits eat grass. And then when they die we could fed them to the bears.

Not much milk in a Rabbits udders. Very hard to squeeze their teets too.

Not much of anything apart from ears and teeth in a rabbit, tbh

TODAY AT WORK: Another death (this time even younger, just 37) and a redundancy. The atmosphere here is, as you'd expect, pretty fucking grim.

Why have two posts been made and no-one has yet asked how do you know, Zardoz?

Tweezers?

Wow, sorry, my eyes passed over this.
Sorry to hear that Sheepeh, it's terrible.

Ruddy hell, where do you work?

Just spotted this on the Grauniad site! Blimey, they do recycling on the international space stationtoolbox floats away

Seconded? What do you do? Stuntman?

Best not say.

Two redundancies now! *starts shitting himself*

EDIT: Erm, I'm not actually worried, been told I'm safe. But still.

shit man. time for a kill crazy rampage?

Heh, bloke who got made redundant told me he'd be bringing his shotgun in. I *think* he was joking...

I'm Scarysheep3000

There are too many sheep-based usernames on here. Time for redundancies?

Thanks for commenting though Meems. It really is quite awful here at the moment.

From a failed business attempt in the Dot Com boom.

I'm still amazed BunnyMilk.com managed to burn through that 20 million quid of venture capital that quick.


Sorry about all the Mt ScarySheep - it can't be a particularly happy working environment at the moment.

I find the kitten milk a bit too rich, the cat milk is good with your tea, though.

Hmm, feel that flu coming on mate?

so, is Comical Gnomes gone for good then? He seemed to just disappear after the avatar 'incident'

Not sure - I pm-ed him and apologised, and he responded and accepted said apology. Perhaps he's plotting some form of revenge.

oh god. the very idea of a CG revenge plot!

Hopefully not, we'll just have to wait and see. Probably not best to talk about members who aren't around as we see from what happened to and with CUS. I asked about Grim... yesterday, because I didn't know that he had announced his departure, but hopefully both will be back soon.

Drop CG a line, I am sure that friendly PMs are welcomed by anyone.

Or maybe he's just having a time-out, that's what I'd be doing. Chill and take yourself out from the forum a bit-this doesn't sound like a bad idea actually

Another day in this shit-hole where I still don't know if I have the fucking job or not, I'm getting annoyed, very annoyed

avatar 'incident'? Or should I not ask?