Be Excellent To Each Other

You wouldn't be saying that if you'd met her.

Grim... met her, and look what happened to him!

Pliss, you can never go back. Ever.

Thanks! I'll remember that so i don't try and kill myself with it

twat

Oooh-when is the Manchester meet!?

And that's not very nice Myp-I left you alone! I was busy Kung fu fighting and showing people where to go wee ^.^

To be honest, I wouldn't have remembered if you'd buggered me with an aubergine.

Funny you should say that... 'By jove!'



No, I behaved myself, I was more preoccupied with annoying Jamesoff, Zio and Dudley ^.^ then stealing bikes later on

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to meet Shin.

Is this actually a real thing? It sounds terrifying, as I might have to turn up.

Yeah, just gathering some thoughts and then I'll set up a thread. March Manchester Meet has a nice ring to it.

You're less scary Plitz as I have at least spoken to you on the phone, however the prospect of being in actual proximity of Shin is.... well. I'm scared

If it helps, she's exactly the same in real life.

GET OUT OF MY BRAINS

If I has lots of money by the time it comes round I shall come aswell

I want to share a hotel with Grampy Joans and Gaz again and eat Haribo and cocopop bars and watch GJ bash her head on a tv again ^.^* these are things that help me get through my day

Awwww but I'm harmless *shark-like grin* really

Yummy brains are yummy.

I'm busy next year.

This is the question I get asked the most often about her.

I feel...uncomfortable

So she does show her puckered anus at the end of every sentence?

Say NOTHING GJ

WALNUTS!

But of course she does.

Especially when rat-arsed and stumbling into the hotel room *waggles eyebrows*

Oh indeed! And you'll get no sympathy from me if you want me to bash my head again!

(Sorry to rest of forum if they are bored of this talk...but sod you )

That made my night! I couldn't sit up and was in my Sheepeh (?) PJs laughing and cramming haribo in my face, attractive!

Hydrogen Cyanide, the chemical oft called Cyanide in popular mediums, has a boiling point of 26 degrees, and so is usually a highly volatile liquid rather than a gas at room temperature. (Let's ignore the fact it'd be quite hard to get your hands on HCN in the first place for Ms Christies books. We certainly only used KCN in labs)

Been thinking about March time America trip today. I'll be buying a plane ticket this month or next. Apparently we'll be going to Virginia City for four days, which has a population of 1,500 and is in the gold hills of Nevada, right near Lake Tahoe. There was a gold rush there, and it boomed and busted and became practically a ghost town. There's touristy gambling, civil war re-enactments and a hillside cemetary called 'Boot Hill'. I want so go so bad and hunt for Lee Van Cleef lookalikes.

*Reads all that*

So...I was right yeah? Is that the crux of it? Please tell me I was! I've been waiting for this day

I've just looked at their calendar of events. On 1 January they're holding 'Virginia City's Sesquicentennial Beard Contest'. That just sounds ace.

It means you're probably not wrong. Depends on what the temperature of the room is. Anything around 26ish and you could have a bubbling clear liquid. In the same way that if it was about 100 water would be a bubbling clear liquid.

And whores.

From Wikipedia (like the Delphi Oracle, but with more 'Star Trek')



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_City,_Nevada

I want another holiday!

Remember my horrible experience with O2 and Carphone Warehouse? Well, after a colleague mentioned today how he is the victim of credit card fraud, I decided I'd check my statements for anything spurious.

And sure enough, a direct debit for just over £26 to Carphone Warehouse, being paid quarterly. HSBC duly cancelled this for me when I said I didn't know what it was, and advised me to contact Carphone directly.

It was the fucking insurance policy for my old O2 phone. Despite the fact I severed all ties with them in July, they forgot/figured I'd still want the insurance policy.

The nice chap on the other end of the phone said this should have been mentioned at the time, and said that things were made tricky by the fact I'd transferred my number. Luckily, though, there was a record of my leaving in July, and he was able to authorize a refund of the unused cover (£53 altogether)

Which is nice.

seems to be a couple of broken threads, 8 bit game compo and fallout 3 one.

And the stupid meme is stupid, page 1. That had a kitty macro I wanted on it..

Is it the spoiler tags that breaks it?

It seems to be, although that defies all reason.

Gary Barlow has a crazy eye.

That is all.

Deidre Barlow has crazy four eyes. Ole Crazy Four Eyes Deidre Barlow, best damn poker player this side of the pennines.

I love it when Harry Hill catches her doing something funny and puts it on burps

My chest is getting much worse-I am very worried

It only gets worse with age. Fnarr.

Or, erm, go to the docs.

Ugh. If it's any consolation, though, I'm still off work, so I'm absolutely skint as well. I've been on statutory sick pay for just shy of 4 months now.

....two fnars from you tonight....you putting the moves on the Mrs later aint'cha doirty!

I am tomorrow, plus my bust ribs are acting up ue to coughing and it's bloody owchie!

Nyn: SSP pays fuck all don't it? I remember I was off just a bit with the ribs and it was dire 0_0;
I'll buy you a J20 in Mancs if I come.

Why thank you!
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Oh balls! I meant Blanche actually in my earlier comment. Also Deidre has a pilon/pylon(?) neck

NHS Direct is an excellent service.

Oh, totally agree.

I came into the office today, and had to unlock the place which isn't that unusual. But it's now half nine and nobody else has turned up. I know one chap's got the morning off, but that still leaves two people who should be here who aren't. I'm slightly weirded out right now.

Haven't you ehard the news?

Shit, man, a virus got out of an animal lab, causing people to attack each other. The news says, "Don't leave the house, bar the doors and windows and wait for assisstance". Man, be careful.

I did dream last night that terrorists announced that their next bombing target would be my village in Kent, so I did wonder. (Then it turned out the terrorist was trying to sell his bomb to Samuel L. Jackson, who was his real dad, or something. I forget.)

Hooray somebody's here!

I dreamt the other night that Mimi was the leader of some secret organisation that I was an agent for, and she phoned me up and told me to take MrsA out to dinner at an address and it was important. So I went there and it was an Ex girlfriend's (The divorced one) parent's house (where I spent a christmas a couple of years ago), and she was there in her dressing gown with her older sister and it was all uncomfortable, and then my cellphone rang and it was Mimi laughing at me and as i looked down the trapdoor beneath me opened and the next thing I was on my bedroom floor with the alarm clock buzzing.

it wasn't a great dream, and now i'm scared of Mimi. And the phone.

I dreamt the other night that Mimi was the leader of some secret organisation that I was an agent for, and she phoned me up and told me to take MrsA out to dinner at an address and it was important. So I went there and it was an Ex girlfriend's (The divorced one) parent's house (where I spent a christmas a couple of years ago), and she was there in her dressing gown with her older sister and it was all uncomfortable, and then my cellphone rang and it was Mimi laughing at me and as i looked down the trapdoor beneath me opened and the next thing I was on my bedroom floor with the alarm clock buzzing.

it wasn't a great dream, and now i'm scared of Mimi. And the phone.[/quote]

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