Be Excellent To Each Other

Just what is that octopus doing...?

Sitting at home on the sofa, watching tv?

pilates for pirates dvd.

Jade Goody relaxing in her nautical themed hammock.

Credit Crunch hits Royal Navy.

Oh I don't know, they don't seem to be in need of a few squid.

I saw this pose over the weekend-

It looks like a drunk fat guy trying to get out of the bath after falling asleep in it...all night

Conservationist worry for future of Giant Squid as breeding program falters due to squid being unsure which leg to get over.

Tired after a long day of raping Japanese schoolgirls, Squidayama relaxes in front of the TV.

It's clearly a squid/mast debate.

That's the winner if you ask me.

Here's my entry

Giant octopus destroys boat.


I'm sure you're now all astounded you didn't come up with that one!

Nah, it's what's left of her cervix.

Resting between scenes during filming for the video of "I believe in a thing called love" by "The Darkness"

Malc

'Nude octopus reclining with ship.'

'Difficult caption picture leads to embarrassed silence on Have I Got News For You'.

'Giant-size David Dickinson's crooked, orange hands mistaken for celphapod.'

[Yvette Fielding] It's an orb! Proof of an octopus afterlife! [/Yvette Fielding]

"Arse. I really am destined not to be captain."

"Relations-ship" ?

'Height/weight restrictions may need to be adjusted on Pirate ship ride at Drayton Manor'

Best I could do, sorry -_-;

"Fetch me another, this one's split."

Winner.

Here's that sick squid I owe you captain.